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What kind of cocoon are you in right now?
This poll is closed.
bitterness and resentment 501 25.13%
the one from Final Fantasy 13 275 13.79%
buttered mess of resent mints 159 7.97%
TRUEMP 126 6.32%
the liberal media bubble 273 13.69%
hell 660 33.10%
Total: 1994 votes
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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
i don't think most young people not voting are doing it for moral reasons so much as they don't know how a post office works and are afraid to ask the mean looking lady at the desk

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shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
How could the war have been lost? Move the capital beyond the Urals and rely on superior industry and population. The CSA literally had no chance to win a total war against a larger and more industrialized nation.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

How is Baltimore south

It was a huge slave trading hub and a transshipment center for the domestic slave trade.

The Mason-Dixon line is the northern border of Maryland.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/RepSanfordSC/status/1057651347909234689?s=19

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



drygoods asks people if they voted and if they say yes he lmaos at them until they cry

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

ya i wish, i have to drive into sf and then gently caress traffic coming back, im all cozy and warm at home. sadly its a constructiojn inspection so i cant really miss it or contractor is just gunna gently caress up or bill big bux for inspection delays

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Lastgirl posted:

:hmmyes:

the dems scream DEATH

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tacodaemon posted:

drygoods asks people if they voted and if they say yes he lmaos at them until they cry

you don't control my lmaos

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

tenderjerk posted:

imagining aliens meeting trumnp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrkJM4JUB28

snl did a thing

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



God I hope we get invaded by space aliens

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/jandrewpotter/status/1057640288171278337

i'll roll the dice on our new alien overlords, can't get much worse than the wealth lich overlords we have now.

i would betray the following things in the following order: my species, my family, my country, my god. bring it on aliens im willing to work with you so long as you let me have sundays off

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Eleven Eleven posted:

The fewer people who vote the less confidence people will have in the system. The less confidence in the system, the faster we speed towards collapse. The outcome of that collapse, at best, will be the deaths of tens of thousand people and the balkanization of the United States. The worst and most likely possible outcome is fascist dictatorship.

There is no moral high ground in abstaining from voting.

i'd take my chances with balkanization over the almost certain outcome of a fascist dictatorship we're definitely hurtling towards tyvm

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Eleven Eleven posted:

The fewer people who vote the less confidence people will have in the system. The less confidence in the system, the faster we speed towards collapse. The outcome of that collapse, at best, will be the deaths of tens of thousand people and the balkanization of the United States. The worst and most likely possible outcome is fascist dictatorship.

There is no moral high ground in abstaining from voting.

The faster we speed toward collapse.

Do you have a proposal for preventing the collapse?

It is okay if all you want to do is give people time to prepare to survive the collapse.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 354 days!

rear end cobra posted:

imagine trump meeting the romulan ambassador in singapore or wherever :swoon:

:yooge: I DONT GET WHATS GOING ON WITH YOUR WEIRD HEADS BUT YOUR CHEEKBONES ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL. AREN'T THOSE CHEEKBONES BEAUTIFUL, FOLKS?

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

i loving hate the constitution

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

DryGoods posted:

please don't insult delicious hot dogs

donalds trump brain is 6 hotdogs

his head is 8 buns

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



DryGoods posted:

i don't think most young people not voting are doing it for moral reasons so much as they don't know how a post office works and are afraid to ask the mean looking lady at the desk

alexandra petri is getting some hilariously befuddled twitter responses to this column


https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1057662860732624896

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Al! posted:

i'd take my chances with balkanization over the almost certain outcome of a fascist dictatorship we're definitely hurtling towards tyvm

also this

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





MysteriousStranger posted:

Flag of MD has the red and white heraldry of the pro confederate MD soldiers in it. And a huge part of MD culture from that area is Southern as well. The north/south cultural and heraldic stuff of the DC area is a mess and not as clear cut as it's taught in history books.

i hate u so much ugh why do i even bother

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1057670331735924736

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

tacodaemon posted:

alexandra petri is getting some hilariously befuddled twitter responses to this column


https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1057662860732624896

andy r. show yourself

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

alexandra petri is getting some hilariously befuddled twitter responses to this column


https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1057662860732624896

where is andy r i want to take his poo poo with the law of the baseball bat

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Everyone knows aliens won't push our poo poo in till we discover FTL travel

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

tacodaemon posted:

this has been big news here in the DC area (because the University of Maryland is located just outside DC) and I keep misreading this coach's name as DJ Dunkin and imagining him spinning the donuts on the wheels o' steel. well that's my story


https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1057668869907771397

football is a stuopid loving bloodsport and will be looked at like we look at gladiator fights in 100 years

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

Communism will win

Because the aliens will show up all like "wtf is taking so long, morans"

PoopOnaShoe
Apr 14, 2009

Flavius Aetass posted:

i loving hate the constitution

institutional and codified racism rules mate, perfect document

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
alien mothership hovers over the white house, the canadian prime ministers bespoke cabin, the french president's extra large hollowed out baguette, etc.

a voice is heard emanating from the ships, translated psychically into every earth language

"HEY, YOU GUYS ARE WRECKING THE PLACE. WE'VE BEEN WATCHING FOR YEARS, AND YOU IDIOTS NEVER GOT THE MESSAGE, SO WE'RE CLAIMING YOUR PLANET AS EMINENT DOMAIN"

all earth leaders easily vaporized by vastly superior alien technology, replaced with alien scientists who get the climate back under control.

that's my deus ex machina series finale for humans

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





tacodaemon posted:

this has been big news here in the DC area (because the University of Maryland is located just outside DC) and I keep misreading this coach's name as DJ Dunkin and imagining him spinning the donuts on the wheels o' steel. well that's my story


https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1057668869907771397

what the gently caress is that new kit

are those away colors

wtf

ps i like your story

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

DryGoods posted:

i don't think most young people not voting are doing it for moral reasons so much as they don't know how a post office works and are afraid to ask the mean looking lady at the desk

it's because they don't care about politics and that wouldn't change if someone better was running hth

gregday
May 23, 2003


recon

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/KendallBreitman/status/1057668885435088901

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


http://i.imgur.com/1Ir8AmC.gifv

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
this is what's going to happen when the aliens come

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6bm05ur0HQ

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

shovelbum posted:

How could the war have been lost?

Foreign recognition and aid, same way we kicked out the Brits. That's why Lee kept invading the North.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I just saw the cutest young couple dressed up as hipsters for Halloween

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



how did I never hear the phrase "you're wrong as two left shoes!" until this morning when the driver of the bus I was on yelled it at a guy who was crossing the street mid-block and nearly walked in front of the moving bus

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004



as an extremely real person that absolutely exists, I

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
yeah, get rid of the machines and go to paper ballots, do it

i filled in little ovals without a touch screen and i'm fine

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

cumshitter posted:

i would betray the following things in the following order: my species, my family, my country, my god. bring it on aliens im willing to work with you so long as you let me have sundays off

mining space cum everyday

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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


tacodaemon posted:

alexandra petri is getting some hilariously befuddled twitter responses to this column


https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1057662860732624896

Lol

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