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Mr. Bad Guy posted:I also got $40,000 to re-enlist, have a #blessed day. I can't even pay a year's tuition with that, smdftb you bitch rear end first class.
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:I also got $40,000 to re-enlist, have a #blessed day. I never enlisted, every day is #blessed
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Y’all moved on I think, but the GV policy in NRNW is ... not permissive. So while that guy was definitely dumb thinking anyone out of the Kitsap area would rat him out, people between TRF, NUWC, PSNS and NBK have ratfucked each other and got people suspended and fired over the subject. What I’m saying is, it sucks, but it’s NAVFAC’s fault. Also lovely civil service people rating each other out.
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Cerekk posted:FT. Lots of available tomahawk billets in the submarine force! Ah they tried to make me an FT at meps, I told them to piss up a rope, I then became an IT because I'm stupid as poo poo, but it's translated into a decent contractor gig post separation though.
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 STAFF SPEAK ALERT!!!This new phrase has been spreading like e. coli through my upper chain: Slap the table. As in, "Once we have these spreadsheets done the CO can slap the table and we can get started" I've first heard it multiple times in a phone conference with the CMC a few weeks ago and have heard it or read it a billion times since from the rest of the staff. Every day is a struggle.
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Oct 31, 2018 16:56
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I slap the table from below nightly.
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Maybe it is because I've always been in staff billets buy been dealing with that phrase for about a decade.
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Im so glad I only worked staff once and very early in my career. "What do you think senior, can we slap the table on this?" Me: starts projectile puking all over.
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Oct 31, 2018 17:20
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“No but we can tickle the lightswitch on it” Just start making poo poo up.
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Oct 31, 2018 17:22
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What the hell does slap the table even mean?
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Lou Takki posted:What the hell does slap the table even mean? Seems to mean finalize or finish something. It makes me irrationally angry. Or rationally I suppose.
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King of Bees posted:Seems to mean finalize or finish something. It makes me irrationally angry. Or rationally I suppose. Yeah we use it to indicate when something is finalized and no further changes will be accepted.
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Nostalgia4Ass posted:Yeah we use it to indicate when something is finalized and no further changes will be accepted. nerds
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Oct 31, 2018 18:11
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I can literally picture some old man, landed gentry educated in an academy and dressed in silly blue camouflage adorned with little shiny birds and gold badges slapping an ovoid formica table, this! gentlemen, is the kind of spreadsheet I want to see
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Oct 31, 2018 19:26
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Most of my career has been making yellow boxes turn green and explaining why some boxes are red. Forged by the sea.
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Oct 31, 2018 19:37
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Loling while crying
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Oct 31, 2018 20:08
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Nick Soapdish posted:Most of my career has been making yellow boxes turn green and explaining why some boxes are red. Forged by the sea. Sound like an orts tech.
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DownByTheWooter posted:I can literally picture some old man, landed gentry educated in an academy and dressed in silly blue camouflage adorned with little shiny birds and gold badges slapping an ovoid formica table, this! gentlemen, is the kind of spreadsheet I want to see It's like that salesman meme *slaps the roof of spreadsheet* You can fit so many readiness assessments in this bad boy!
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orange juche posted:What the gently caress does an fc even crossrate to? CTN
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Vriess posted:CTN I personally tried that. It didn't go well. Same for my other FC buddy.
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PneumonicBook posted:I personally tried that. It didn't go well. Same for my other FC buddy. My unit asked me if I wanted to crossrate to FC from IT loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. Sorry you guys do real work.
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LingcodKilla posted:My unit asked me if I wanted to crossrate to FC from IT loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. Depends on the NEC.
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Vriess posted:CTN CTN community manager swore we were overmanned today. In the same sentence they mentioned retention incentives to keep talent in.
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Laranzu posted:CTN community manager swore we were overmanned today. In the same sentence they mentioned retention incentives to keep talent in. It is possible to be overmanned at the YG/PG level while trying to keep people in with BIG CASH MONEY
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PneumonicBook posted:Sound like an orts tech. Intel.
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Well this isnt looking good. My new reserve unit pushed my my AT orders and I got San Diego for two weeks with base housing, galley available also no car rental. gently caress.
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LingcodKilla posted:Well this isnt looking good. My new reserve unit pushed my my AT orders and I got San Diego for two weeks with base housing, galley available also no car rental. Light rail is right by base, there are far worse things that could happen.
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Stultus Maximus posted:Light rail is right by base, there are far worse things that could happen. I'm way more concerned about having to eat galley food for two weeks and what the gallons of texas pete to make the food edible will do to my rear end in a top hat.
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LingcodKilla posted:Well this isnt looking good. My new reserve unit pushed my my AT orders and I got San Diego for two weeks with base housing, galley available also no car rental. Meh did 2 years there without a car. On the weekends take trolley into town and uber back. Ez day. During the week hound the hotties at the chow hall.
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LingcodKilla posted:I'm way more concerned about having to eat galley food for two weeks and what the gallons of texas pete to make the food edible will do to my rear end in a top hat. Walk around and find a Galley that doesn't suck. Base food is fine if you're allowed an all you can eat salad. Two weeks is nothing.
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LingcodKilla posted:I'm way more concerned about having to eat galley food for two weeks and what the gallons of texas pete to make the food edible will do to my rear end in a top hat. What would you do if you ever had to actually go out on a ship?
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Nostalgia4Ass posted:What would you do if you ever had to actually go out on a ship? Crank
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Nostalgia4Ass posted:What would you do if you ever had to actually go out on a ship? I'm still trying to figure out the actual problem.
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LingcodKilla posted:I'm way more concerned about having to eat galley food for two weeks and what the gallons of texas pete to make the food edible will do to my rear end in a top hat. There was no galley for my AT this year. Or rental car. I literally had to eat Subway for two weeks. Stop bitching.
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If you're not in a WWII diesel sub bottomed out in a channel getting depth charged by the Germans for 9 hours I don't want to hear it!
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Laranzu posted:If you're not in a WWII diesel sub bottomed out in a channel getting depth charged by the Germans for 9 hours I don't want to hear it! I don’t think that specific situation ever occurred. 
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Stultus Maximus posted:There was no galley for my AT this year. Or rental car. I literally had to eat Subway for two weeks. Stop bitching. Did they give you per diem to pay for the subway? Guys I’m sorry wasn’t trying to be serious. Just found it funny after 4 years I may finally get a normal AT instead of some boondoggle of a money making experience.
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LingcodKilla posted:Did they give you per diem to pay for the subway? It's pretty rare that the government is fiscally responsible and doesn't accidently poop money on you. Didn't think you were serious
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