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What kind of cocoon are you in right now?
This poll is closed.
bitterness and resentment 501 25.13%
the one from Final Fantasy 13 275 13.79%
buttered mess of resent mints 159 7.97%
TRUEMP 126 6.32%
the liberal media bubble 273 13.69%
hell 660 33.10%
Total: 1994 votes
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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Braun is losing because he's about as inspiring as a house plant.

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boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Schmeichy posted:

Heads up, Amazon prime is having a 75% off candy sale rn

I will shovel infinite peanut butter cups into my face

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

jBrereton posted:

Hey they are fundamentally different parties which happen to coalition with each other.
Thing is, they form a single faction together in the Bundestag and dividing them is either being misleading or being a drunk chancellor who just lost an election.

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


tenderjerk posted:

i got kinda scared from drinking coffee when that report last week said it's unsafe to drink over 400mg of caffeine a day and i've blasted way past that mark before noon and continue to caffeinate all day

guess i subconsciously want my heart to explode :frogbon:



lol WOOPS

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

frankenfreak posted:

Thing is, they form a single faction together in the Bundestag and dividing them is either being misleading or being a drunk chancellor who just lost an election.
Das war nur Spaß!

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

tenderjerk posted:

i got kinda scared from drinking coffee when that report last week said it's unsafe to drink over 400mg of caffeine a day and i've blasted way past that mark before noon and continue to caffeinate all day

guess i subconsciously want my heart to explode :frogbon:

Coupla pots of coffee in the morning, coupla pots smoked in the evening, 1=1 always find a balance in your life

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Joementum posted:

/me rushes to invest in german healing crystal manufacturers




yes, i know the euro versions of the greens are boring centrists not wacky anti-vaxxers like their american counterparts

on the one hand, nazis, on the other hand, environmentalists. this is tough!

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

boethius posted:

I will shovel infinite peanut butter cups into my face

Ooh baby do you know what that's worth?

Ooh heaven is a place on Earth

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Schmeichy posted:

Heads up, Amazon prime is having a 75% off candy sale rn

ahh yes, combining capitalism and adult-onset diabetes, my two favorite things

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


uh oh

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



climate change will soon consume us all, drink as much coffee as you want

hell, coffee beans might be scarce in 30 years

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Leviathan posted:

ahh yes, combining capitalism and adult-onset diabetes, my two favorite things

shout out to the candy haters and losers

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

rump buttman posted:

can't dilute cum with cum, hth

Not with that attitude

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



trump!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

jBrereton posted:

Das war nur Spaß!
I know and I just wanted to throw out that Schröder reference almost no one itt will get.

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Schmeichy posted:

Ooh baby do you know what that's worth?

Ooh heaven is a place on Earth

They say in heaven, Trump cums first

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Do the Euro countries have a wacky anti science fantasy party if their greens are centrists and they don't have Republicans per se

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

triple sulk posted:

climate change will soon consume us all, drink as much coffee as you want

hell, coffee beans might be scarce in 30 years

Might be? Coffee plantations are already being forced to relocate by climate change

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Elephanthead posted:

hmm, Donnelley diving to the right of Braun seems to be working.

it helps that Braun has never worked a day in his life and figured 2 days of barnstorming was enough because that's how hard he's worked at everything else in life

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose
I've been catching up on venture brothers, and the Hank Amazon coffee bat god episode is good

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Schnorkles posted:

Braun is losing because he's about as inspiring as a house plant.

I still don't understand how he beat the two guys with experience and talking skills. Must have been the most racist.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

triple sulk posted:

climate change will soon consume us all, drink as much coffee as you want

hell, coffee beans might be scarce in 30 years

Yea man I was really poor 30 years ago but I had a few cups of coffee every morning and a banana for breakfast. A banana is a fruit. A fruit is... yea you're right that's all in the past shhhhh here comes the robot boss

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Schmeichy posted:

Heads up, Amazon prime is having a 75% off candy sale rn

gently caress, any time i think of ordering candy online i think of the time i visited montreal a few years ago and picked up this random big bag of assorted gummy candy - everything from ribbon candy, those raspberry things, non-lovely licorice pieces, etc, like 10 different kinds - it wasn't the best but it fuckin hit the spot but i cant find the picture I took of it and can't remember the name :smith:

just want a pile of sugar a few times a year god drat it

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

tenderjerk posted:

i got kinda scared from drinking coffee when that report last week said it's unsafe to drink over 400mg of caffeine a day and i've blasted way past that mark before noon and continue to caffeinate all day

guess i subconsciously want my heart to explode :frogbon:

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Elephanthead posted:

I still don't understand how he beat the two guys with experience and talking skills. Must have been the most racist.

He has Business Experience (he inherited the family business)

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

No one read the alien solar sail thing :smith:

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

So anyway with heitkamp and bredesen toast, then we'd need a Beto miracle to take the senate, rigth? Because even if we pick AZ and NV it's still 50-51 with horsefucker

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Joementum posted:

UNL professor likes a Facebook post about a defaced political sign, congressman's staffer calls up and threatens him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRboMzjNDT0

https://twitter.com/kohenari/status/1057989073665748993

better reyn in hell, imo

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Mayor Dave posted:

Not with that attitude

fine, ignore my wisdom. play god on your own accord.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Lawman 0 posted:

No one read the alien solar sail thing :smith:

do I interpret this as sadness that no one (past tense) read that or a warning not to (present tense) read that because it's depressing?

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Squizzle posted:

better reyn in hell, imo

sigh

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

zegermans posted:

So anyway with heitkamp and bredesen toast, then we'd need a Beto miracle to take the senate, rigth? Because even if we pick AZ and NV it's still 50-51 with horsefucker

Yes everything is hosed.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

shovelbum posted:

Do the Euro countries have a wacky anti science fantasy party if their greens are centrists and they don't have Republicans per se
The German greens are anti-nuclear energy and pro-homeopathy, so yes.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
having an extremely normal one

https://twitter.com/BritishGQ/status/1057234945427628032

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


https://twitter.com/gercohen/status/1058013049414656000

lol nope

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Elephanthead posted:

Yes everything is hosed.

that's sad, I had my outrage boner ready to go for when Schumer returned to normal order on judicial nominations.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

zegermans posted:

So anyway with heitkamp and bredesen toast, then we'd need a Beto miracle to take the senate, rigth? Because even if we pick AZ and NV it's still 50-51 with horsefucker

This assumes Dems like Manchin also stay in line though.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



is the president still a horrible racist?

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

did he watch American psycho to prep for this interview or what

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