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Man that koan thread reminds me of one of my SA history white whales. A lob time ago, maybe even before I registered, there was another thread for goon koans that I remember as being hilarious. I could be wrong and it was poo poo plus I can't remember the title (I think the topic came up a bit by accident) but it'd be real nostalgic to read it again
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Alterian posted:We've had some students like that. One of our students use to argue with the wall in the hall and would get up during lab time and do ninja moves. I still remember one thing I heard them mutter under their breath one time as I was walking around the room. "The reason the coyote can't speak is because he hasn't caught the roadrunner."
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 16:26 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:The student solemnly approached the master in the garden.
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 18:19 |
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Can someone link the koan thread? I tried looking for a link in this one but didnt manage to spot one
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 18:29 |
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Xibanya posted:Can someone link the koan thread? I tried looking for a link in this one but didn’t manage to spot one Quotes are links.
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 18:43 |
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Xibanya posted:Can someone link the koan thread? I tried looking for a link in this one but didnt manage to spot one https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3872251 but yeah also this DontMockMySmock posted:Quotes are links.
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 18:46 |
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DontMockMySmock posted:Quotes are links. Xibanya posted:Can someone link the koan thread? I tried looking for a link in this one but didnt manage to spot one Ouch.
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 19:03 |
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They dont work for me in the awful app 🤷♀️ but appreciated
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 19:07 |
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Xibanya posted:They dont work for me in the awful app 🤷♀️ but appreciated Which Awful app?
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 19:16 |
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CannonFodder posted:I like this one: Holy poo poo, this might be my favorite kōan yet
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 19:21 |
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Xibanya posted:They dont work for me in the awful app 🤷♀️ but appreciated It is was also stickied to the top of GBS.
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 20:53 |
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The gently caress is a koan
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 22:35 |
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Cacafuego posted:The gently caress is a koan You put ice cream in them.
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 22:49 |
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Outrail posted:You put ice cream in them. Could you make me one with everything?
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 23:01 |
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Keru posted:Could you make me one with everything? Sure Koan.
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 23:43 |
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Cacafuego posted:The gently caress is a koan "A paradoxical anecdote or riddle, used in Zen Buddhism to demonstrate the inadequacy of logical reasoning and to provoke enlightenment." e: you uncultured oaf
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 23:45 |
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Cacafuego posted:The gently caress is a koan God forbid you copy paste a single word into google.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 01:15 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:God forbid you copy paste a single word into google. I'm Amish so yes, God has forbid me to do that. Edit: Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 01:41 on Nov 2, 2018 |
# ? Nov 2, 2018 01:38 |
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Koan' gently caress your self
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 01:44 |
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Stop it. Koant you see how this is tearing us apart?
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 01:49 |
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stigma dick in your koan! LMAO GOTTEM
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 01:49 |
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Cacafuego posted:The gently caress is a koan Those orange things they put in places they don't want you to drive.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 02:10 |
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Your post says Amish but that image url disagrees. Strongly
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 02:25 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Your post says Amish but that image url disagrees. Strongly Oy gevalt! Edit:
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 02:29 |
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Cacafuego posted:The gently caress is a koan Outrail posted:You put ice cream in them. Keru posted:Could you make me one with everything?
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 02:47 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Your post says Amish but that image url disagrees. Strongly
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 03:33 |
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gently caress, that passed me by but is real good
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 03:44 |
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NLJP posted:gently caress, that passed me by but is real good A Buddhist monk approached a hot dog stand. "Make me one with everything", said the monk. The hot dog seller gave him a hot dog with all the fixings, and the monk gave him a $10 bill. As the seller turned to help the next customer, the monk asked "What about my change?" The seller said to him, "Change must come from within."
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 04:03 |
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Cacafuego posted:The gently caress is a koan It's these little green pellets
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 06:29 |
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darthbob88 posted:MisterBibs approached a hot dog stand.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 08:51 |
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Does anyone have the Noni post about making congee when you're sick?
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 19:22 |
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Noni posted:I got really sick this past month and ended up eating a lot of crock-pot congee. I haven't seen a single word on congee in this thread, but the next time any of you are ill, I highly suggest it. (from here)
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 19:36 |
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Noni serves as a terrible warning to all future admins: sometimes making the funny poster a mod is a really bad idea. This is why now we only have extremely humorless mods and admins.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 20:56 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Noni serves as a terrible warning to all future admins: sometimes making the funny poster a mod is a really bad idea.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 22:10 |
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aardwolf posted:(from here) also I pooped in it or I will do so if you haven't noticed.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 22:20 |
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I did a thing posted:ivanka, blonde of hair
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 22:31 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Noni serves as a terrible warning to all future admins: sometimes making the funny poster a mod is a really bad idea.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 22:31 |
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I keep seeing koans about it, did a goon suck someone's dick for a chili dog or something? Did I miss that chapter of Doobie's Dog House?
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# ? Nov 3, 2018 00:21 |
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Mr Bibs kinda did a physical version of a portmanteau of this two things.
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# ? Nov 3, 2018 00:25 |
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Friend posted:I keep seeing koans about it, did a goon suck someone's dick for a chili dog or something? Did I miss that chapter of Doobie's Dog House? It's from that guy's lovely chili recipe thread. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3406045 After a bunch of criticism: porizj posted:I'm so sorry to have offended your delicate sensibilities. All I have to go on is about 10 years of people lining up to fellate me after trying my chili. Scientastic posted:Anything to get the taste out of their mouth, I suppose.
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# ? Nov 3, 2018 00:33 |