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oh this will go swimmingly https://twitter.com/GdnPolitics/status/1058337585204887552
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 13:54 |
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https://twitter.com/bbcthree/status/1058332287652282368 This seems like something the thread will enjoy. And it almost immediately goes into landlords wanting sex in exchange for a place to live, this is grim stuff. forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Nov 2, 2018 |
# ? Nov 2, 2018 13:55 |
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Tesseraction posted:oh this will go swimmingly https://twitter.com/GdnPolitics/status/1058337585204887552 Oh yes what could possibly go wrong.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 13:56 |
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Given she's the height of cowardice you won't be surprised that the questions are pre-screened and she doesn't record her response live but is allowed to script it before recording.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 13:57 |
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"I, a normal human child, would like to say that introduction of additional higher tax brackets is not what I want for mummy and daddy, who definitely did not coach me on these lines"
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 13:59 |
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"Why are my classmates being deported?"
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:01 |
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"Mrs Theresa, why does that old stupid ugly man who looks like my grandad hate Jews so much?" - Tarquin, age 8 3/4
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:01 |
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"Why isn't the food bank closing down but the library is?"
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:03 |
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Can't believe two prime ministers in a row are going to be destroyed by ignoring the old showbiz adage 'never work with children or animals'.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:04 |
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Ms May, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:05 |
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sebzilla posted:Ms May, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular? Holy poo poo, yes, someone in here with a child get on it right now.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:07 |
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Darth Walrus posted:Can't believe two prime ministers in a row are going to be destroyed by ignoring the old showbiz adage 'never work with children or animals'. "We're trying not to work with the French, ho ho ho. Just a little joke we have in the Tory party. Wait what does that word mean?"
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:07 |
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How else do you expect her to show off her USP as a Tory politician, "almost certainly not a child molester"? When's the next time they'll be able to show off their non-molestation capabilities? When was the last time?
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:09 |
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Is this the 'Labour Party' as in some of the few hundred thousand members of the public that paid a small fee to join? In which case isn't the link to Labour pretty tenuous?
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:13 |
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Borrovan posted:How else do you expect her to show off her USP as a Tory politician, "almost certainly not a child molester"? When's the next time they'll be able to show off their non-molestation capabilities? When was the last time? Ah yes, British child molesters. Known for steering clear of children on TV.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:14 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:It's an OK read, but pretty when it comes to FG's "missteps". Coveney or Varadkar reiterating their party line (which calls for Irish reunification) is not new information, whether or not the DUP decide to cry about it can't really be helped, and they can't be appeased by anything short of dead Catholics in the street so gently caress em Yeah I agree. The article fails to mention that implicit in the idea of a united Ireland is the border poll. This isn't 1922 Mk II. Oooh people who voted, on all political sides, to stay in the EU might actually try to stay in the EU (well, not the unionists). The border poll is not gonna happen though, let alone a united Ireland... and the GFA is gonna get ridden over roughshod in March.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:16 |
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EvilGenius posted:Is this the 'Labour Party' as in some of the few hundred thousand members of the public that paid a small fee to join? One of them's a sitting councillor.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:16 |
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BBC News: - Amber Rudd did nothing wrong - Labour being investigated by Met police for hatecrimes (final sentence was the Labour Party itself isn't being investigated) - Met chief says they don't prioritise hate crimes
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:16 |
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Darth Walrus posted:One of them's a sitting councillor. They were passed a document about internal Labour investigations and the police say some might be hate crimes. Labour is ahead of the police on this one no matter what and any headlines blaming the party or implying fault other than they have a lot of members is a deliberate attack.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:19 |
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namesake posted:They were passed a document about internal Labour investigations and the police say some might be hate crimes. Labour is ahead of the police on this one no matter what and any headlines blaming the party or implying fault other than they have a lot of members is a deliberate attack. That's precisely what they're looking at - whether Labour dealt with these allegations adequately and whether some of this stuff should have been referred to the police. Meanwhile, Jesus loving Christ on a bike: https://twitter.com/bbcpolitics/status/1058336682716643329?s=21
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:22 |
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Darth Walrus posted:That's precisely what they're looking at - whether Labour dealt with these allegations adequately and whether some of this stuff should have been referred to the police. It'll be extremely bad if the police decide something is a crime against someone who has been through the process and is still a member I agree but Labour party disciplinaries are about Labour party membership, if someone has been a victim of a crime then they should report it to the police themselves. Also lol at loving Marr the absolute bastard will be having Stephen Yaxley-lennon on soon.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:29 |
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Is Marr going to wank him off, live on daytime telly?
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:29 |
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Tesseraction posted:oh this will go swimmingly https://twitter.com/GdnPolitics/status/1058337585204887552 "Do you recognise my name from the victim row on that DVD you lost, Mrs. May?"
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:30 |
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Here, help displace Thatcher from the running for the face of the £50 note https://twitter.com/Williamw1/status/1058345629133537280
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:30 |
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coffeetable posted:Here, help displace Thatcher from the running for the face of the £50 note Tommy Flowers should be on the £50 note.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:37 |
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Only if it gets an inscription on the bottom saying that Britain could have been world leaders in digital telephone exchanges if the government weren't such cunts about state secrets.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:40 |
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like it'll probably end up being thatcher but why go for someone that controversial when there are a bunch of people you can pick if you want a scientist then like Ada Lovelace, Turing and Faraday are all decent picks
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:43 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Tommy Robinson should be on the £50 note.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:44 |
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Darth Walrus posted:Meanwhile, Jesus loving Christ on a bike: This already appears to have been deleted, what is Marr up to now?
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:45 |
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Guavanaut posted:Only if it gets an inscription on the bottom saying that Britain could have been world leaders in digital telephone exchanges if the government weren't such cunts about state secrets. Also world leaders in fibre optic internet if we weren't such cunts in general.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:45 |
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mrpwase posted:This already appears to have been deleted, what is Marr up to now? Sounds like he is spending his time getting telt.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:45 |
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I also support him being a national leader in science and deceased.Renaissance Robot posted:Also world leaders in fibre optic internet if we weren't such cunts in general.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:47 |
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Hahaha. We got told at my workplace that there were going to be a few more layoffs/office closures on Halloween, too. Thanks, guys, for the scary contribution! (Upshot, unlikely to be able to find somewhere to redeploy to internally within my employer after my own role got the axe a week or so ago, good thing I'm applying elsewhere!)
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:47 |
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mrpwase posted:This already appears to have been deleted, what is Marr up to now? Inviting Arron Banks on TV to discuss the details of the criminal charges levelled against him. IANAL but I'm pretty sure that counts as some kind of perversion of justice/potentially biasing the trial, ie the same poo poo Tommeh got nicked for. Renaissance Robot fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Nov 2, 2018 |
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mrpwase posted:This already appears to have been deleted, what is Marr up to now? He was inviting Arron loving Banks onto his show to discuss the charges against him.
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Miftan posted:Stick Turing (if it has to be a scientist) on the 50 along with some writing saying 'sorry we were such shits to everyone basically since we became a nation state' Mathematicians aren't scientists. Also, harking back to WW1 and beard chat: I think the war should have been decided on basis of which side had the most magnificent moustache.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:52 |
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It's that time of year where for some mysterious reason, we celebrate the failure to blow up politicians by burning pallets and effigies, and then blowing up things for entertainment. If any of you are doing your own fireworks displays over this weekend, please make sure you stay safe and follow the instructions and precautions. They are there for a reason and while the general public doesn't get to buy the most dangerous stuff, you can still kill people with retail fireworks If you're going to a public display - which I would recommend instead of doing your own - spare a thought for the fireworks crew who will have been out in the cold four hours setting up for you. The majority of us are volunteers who don't get paid - if we're lucky we get a free burger, but I struggle to get even that at one of my regular events! And if playing around with professional fireworks in front of an audience sounds like fun to you, just make contact with whoever does your local ones! Most shows are always interested in an extra pair of hands for next year. Just rememeber that they probably *can't* let you help this year until you've been trained! (If anyone wants to know anything about doing professional fireworks displays just ask. It's good fun but hard work!)
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 14:54 |
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Oh look, it's still happening. They just modified the tweet - originally, it linked to the LEAVE.EU website. https://twitter.com/bbcpolitics/status/1058341086584815616?s=21
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There have been plenty of scientists and "scientists" like adam smith on our notes already, should prob have a composer people didn't hear about at school already 30 times on there, or similar, so people discover something new when the BBC News publishes a "who the gently caress is [insert note person]" article on the website.
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https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1058358142013227009
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