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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Can't you just bite into that thing like its a urinal cake?

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Spanish Manlove posted:

Can't you just bite into that thing like its a urinal cake?

Lol gently caress are you on about?
Urinal cakes are suppositories.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



marshmallow creep posted:

Lol gently caress are you on about?
Urinal cakes are suppositories.

how does it get to the balls then? 🤔

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




You're supposed to put it in a bowl with milk and break it up with a spoon

LinYutang
Oct 12, 2016

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

:siren:
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!
:siren:

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn












Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lol

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

:discourse:


I don't care if moth memes are dead, this thread needs more bug/spider/etc memes.











Is this a Halloween costume?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

don't dox me

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

nice

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

I don't care if Monday's god
Tuesday's god and Wednesday god
Thursday I don't care about god
It's Friday I'm in god

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Solar Tornado posted:

I don't care if Monday's god
Tuesday's god and Wednesday god
Thursday I don't care about god
It's Friday I'm in god

I am irrationally bothered that I cannot find a god on weaday

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8wAs5xQ6kc

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grassy Knowles posted:

I am irrationally bothered that I cannot find a god on weaday

I was way too old before I realized Wednesday was named after Woden

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless





Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Randaconda posted:

I was way too old before I realized Wednesday was named after Woden

Woden you know

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎



RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Liked and saved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY47oU3BwUc

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

That was a nice distraction.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

might as well repost them here



















https://twitter.com/Bloxum1/status/1058034348778274816

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/HumansOfLate/status/1058689163032190976

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Review (1 star): Doing some egg-play with my poly-SO and egg container did not dissolve intra-anally as advertised, very disappointing.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Imagine having to explain to your grandma that you quit jerking off because you fell for a 4chan shitpost.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Imagine having to explain to your grandma that you quit jerking off because you fell for a 4chan shitpost.

Lol, if you ever stop jerking it

No shave November was dumb enough

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Anyone else shaving their hairline for Recember?

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

The Glumslinger posted:

Lol, if you ever stop jerking it

No shave November was dumb enough

i shave only in november

Captain Splendid posted:

Anyone else shaving their hairline for Recember?

now this i can get behind

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Captain Splendid posted:

Anyone else shaving their hairline for Recember?

Yeah I shaved it, that's the reason...

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

The Glumslinger posted:

Lol, if you ever stop jerking it

No shave November was dumb enough

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
well at least christmas dinner won't be ruined by politics this year

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015


Just wait until it's Destroy Dick! December. Once on the first day, twice on the second day, 6 times on the third, 24 on the fourth...

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Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

NewFatMike posted:

Just wait until it's Destroy Dick! December. Once on the first day, twice on the second day, 6 times on the third, 24 on the fourth...

No mortal dick can survive faptorials

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