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al-azad
May 28, 2009



The game is about hell guys, being painful to play is not a bug it's a feature

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big deal
Sep 10, 2017

in Hell, you want to complete the corpse-assembling sidequest but you keep getting stuck on geometry and killed by traps, losing all your progress. gamer sisyphus

Mr.Misfit
Jan 10, 2013

The time for
SkellyBones
has come!

b_d posted:

in Hell, you want to complete the corpse-assembling sidequest but you keep getting stuck on geometry and killed by traps, losing all your progress. gamer sisyphus

All gaming is sisyphus-ian.
All gamer tags & achievements are useless drivel to count the hours till Oblivion....or Skyrim.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Someone who likes shooters asked me for some game recommendations lately and is it just me or has like, literally nobody released a campaign-based single-player FPS this year
Far Cry 5

Battlefield 5 (instead of COD strangely enough)

Left Alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Emxwk5HIqcg

(and obviously a bunch of retro fps games like Dusk, Ion Maiden, Project Warlock, etc.)

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
This one popped up in my queue: https://store.steampowered.com/app/935360/ItazuraVR/

The description makes me laugh every time.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Jamfrost posted:

This one popped up in my queue: https://store.steampowered.com/app/935360/ItazuraVR/

The description makes me laugh every time.

With all the fake step-incest porn dominating everything, one developer decided to revive old-school cousin-loving.

edit:
At first, I thought they were just being misleading. Then I saw the hint of a pantyshot in one screenshot. Then I saw that the game contains "sexual acts". Then they outright tell you "you can gently caress your cousin".

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Nov 1, 2018

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
The content of ItazuraVR contains explicit depictions of sexual acts and nudity, as well as strong language and is intended for adults only.
Players can touch her body, but she dislikes it.
With a slow growing love, she can agree and have sex.


Okay, yeah, great. That's just wonderful. Thank you, Japan

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

can’t believe the president of japan created this game and made it illegal to not play it. bad look.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
Yep, it was the whole country that did it, not just a few people who live there

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
So I bought Romancing Saga 2 on the Xbox One when it was on sale a few days ago, but I can't get past the "Press Any Button" screen. After I select my profile it brings up what appears to be a Windows 10 screen to accept some third party to get my info and no button will allow me to select yes or no. The center button just opens up the dashboard and takes the Windows screen away but then I have to sign back in and it starts all over.

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

Foo Diddley posted:

Yep, it was the whole country that did it, not just a few people who live there

maybe it was us all along

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Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
"mexican EYE made by one guy fueled by weed and beer"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjMQ2q_nsh8

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Oh, I've started this one, but haven't beaten it yet. Early combat is very reliant on saving and loading.
It's getting very regular patches.

Too Shy Guy
Jun 14, 2003


I have destroyed more of your kind than I can count.



Some screeching, primal voice in my head told me this was the right thread for this

https://twitter.com/Fallout/status/1058358148233355264

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Infinit... infinite universes Moooarty and not one where Fallout 76 is a goo*burp*d game

Parenthesis
Jan 3, 2013

Too Shy Guy posted:

Some screeching, primal voice in my head told me this was the right thread for this

https://twitter.com/Fallout/status/1058358148233355264

Appropriate - Fallout is in great pain and needs help.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
Is fallout 76 really that bad? I was hoping it'd be at least passable since a co-op fallout would be extremely my jam.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
The beta had a bug where pressing any button on the launcher caused the game to uninstall itself and force you to download the 50GB client again. I know it's a beta, but how does something like that get sent to people?

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Too Shy Guy posted:

Some screeching, primal voice in my head told me this was the right thread for this

https://twitter.com/Fallout/status/1058358148233355264

mutants all feed on szechuan sauce

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Truga posted:

Is fallout 76 really that bad? I was hoping it'd be at least passable since a co-op fallout would be extremely my jam.

I've been watching Jon from Many a True Nerd play it, and it seems like if you've been a fan of Bethesda's stuff thus far you'll probably like this one. (Being ready to deal with what kooky bugs the game throws at you as well.)

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
That sounds good enough to me tbh, I don't intend to buy it until it's discounted anyway so hopefully most showstopping bugs will be fixed by then.

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe
The thing about no NPCs turned out to not be true either.

It's just that there are no human NPCs.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Zanzibar Ham posted:

The beta had a bug where pressing any button on the launcher caused the game to uninstall itself and force you to download the 50GB client again. I know it's a beta, but how does something like that get sent to people?

Same way a game got sold (Pool of Radiance)that could erase your system files if you tried to uninstall it. Bethesda said to expect catastrophic bugs, and, well.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Mokinokaro posted:

The thing about no NPCs turned out to not be true either.

It's just that there are no human NPCs.

No human NPCs still sucks though. I mean at least throw some generic raiders in or something, that's half the loving fun of Fallout combat.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Zanzibar Ham posted:

The beta had a bug where pressing any button on the launcher caused the game to uninstall itself and force you to download the 50GB client again. I know it's a beta, but how does something like that get sent to people?

as a public service

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

King Vidiot posted:

No human NPCs still sucks though. I mean at least throw some generic raiders in or something, that's half the loving fun of Fallout combat.

There's still super mutants, and there's a faction of horribly infected ghouls that fill the "people with guns" niche. But the general idea is that some people are gonna be the violent looting assholes they want to see in the world.

Speaking of, I should see if there's a goon guild in the works.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Schubalts posted:

Same way a game got sold (Pool of Radiance)that could erase your system files if you tried to uninstall it. Bethesda said to expect catastrophic bugs, and, well.

And Myth 2..and that one EVE patch...and that one PSO2 patch..

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
That new Undertale game from last week...

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

That new Undertale game from last week...

I'm only an hour in but it seems fine so far, and fan reactions seem mixed at worst. Definitely not on the same level as shovelware porno games.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Twitch posted:

I'm only an hour in but it seems fine so far, and fan reactions seem mixed at worst. Definitely not on the same level as shovelware porno games.

No, it's that the uninstaller is busted and will delete a lot more than you want.

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

Zanzibar Ham posted:

The beta had a bug where pressing any button on the launcher caused the game to uninstall itself and force you to download the 50GB client again. I know it's a beta, but how does something like that get sent to people?

Also you move faster and hit harder based on your FPS so that's fun

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
This is another reason why I wait for the hype to die down around games before trying them.

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.

kirbysuperstar posted:

And Myth 2..and that one EVE patch...and that one PSO2 patch..

I thought I was the only one who remembered the PSO2 patch. :discourse:

al-azad
May 28, 2009



The Viewtiful Joe demo on PS2 would reformat your memory card.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Dareon posted:

There's still super mutants, and there's a faction of horribly infected ghouls that fill the "people with guns" niche. But the general idea is that some people are gonna be the violent looting assholes they want to see in the world.

Speaking of, I should see if there's a goon guild in the works.

I mean don't get me wrong, I'll buy it at a heavy (really loving heavy) discount some day. I just hope they let me be Cannibal Johnson.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Mangaminx/status/1058823880272429056

A game called "The Quiet Man" recently came out with no fanfare, ads or marketing by the publisher square enix. It is amazingly bad.
https://twitter.com/metacritic/status/1058411389998391296


https://twitter.com/pcgamer/status/1058149163114713088

The protagonist is supposed to be deaf, but the game is legit so bad in all respects that giving this game to a deaf person would be an insult to the deaf.

Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe
The game doesn’t provide subtitles when the deaf character actually understands what’s being said/signed, or even when he himself is speaking. It’s such a spectacularly bizarre decision and I’m genuinely curious what it’s going to be like after the “remove the gimmick” DLC comes out.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


There was a funny story that came out of a recent Pax where Patrick Klepek was playing a "demo" which was apparently the full game because they forgot he was there or something and he was able to play it for over an hour.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
The whole game is only 3 hours long as well.

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
The game is apparently releasing audio as DC.

Free DC but still.

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