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Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Krankenstyle posted:

Dunno where else to put this: My friend is at a horse race & there's a horse named BON VOYAGE VIXI. So I'm like wait, that's not a valid Roman numeral and it turns out it means "I have lived", in other words "My life is over" or "I'm dead". Bon voyage indeed. Poor freckles, thought of racing & died.

e: lmao it loving won



drat I put all my :20bux: on Freddy C*cks

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Evilreaver posted:

drat I put all my :20bux: on Freddy C*cks

I honestly thought it's a reference to infamous masturbator Louis CK.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Bobby Digital posted:

Well yeah they can only move one space at a time. Two if it’s their first move.

How did China get four extra pawns?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
They used to be Tibet's

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Platystemon posted:

How did China get four extra pawns?

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

They used to be Tibet's
:drat:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

They used to be Tibet's

:randvince:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

quote:

Here are the victims who died in the hot yoga shooting in Tallahassee

http://amp.mercedsunstar.com/news/nation-world/national/article221073975.html

I mean the place is technically called Hot Yoga but the phrasing and lack of capitalization is, uh...

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Forbes article just saying what goons have always known regarding anime fans.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/laurenorsini/2016/01/21/why-getting-off-to-anime-porn-is-shorthand-for-supporting-donald-trump/#6ab2d90c305e

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
we live in the stupid alternate reality

it's like an episode of the twilight zone written by a guy on bath salts and horse tranquilizers

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
Reality as written by coked up 1980s Stephen King.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Don Gato posted:

Reality as written by coked up 1980s Stephen King.

Sometimes, dead is better.

:yaycloud:

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Someone could fill this thread with Forbes articles if they had the time, it's turned into something like Tumblr for rich people and journalism grads.

I don't know which I like more, the articles that are like XYZ happened today and this is why that means you should get into my MLM scheme, or the really earnest niche writers like anime lady.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Darker headline: Bishop outran 12 children

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

not surprising, she's got plenty of practice waiting for people to run out of puff.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


For reference, this is meant to be a statue of this man:

Cicadas!
Oct 27, 2010



Bizarro! Bizarro!

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

Wheat Loaf posted:



For reference, this is meant to be a statue of this man:



Shave the hair down a bit, add a triple chin and blammo, Trump statue.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvDLW6EV3B4

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
All I see is Eric Andre’

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/05/health/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare/index.html



(CNN)It was just a silly dare among teenage boys. What could it hurt to eat a small slug?

So Australian teenager Sam Ballard grabbed the slimy creature and gulped it down. He had no idea that the slug carried a potentially deadly worm that would put him into a coma that lasted more than a year, paralyze his body and ultimately take his life.
'Trying to act like grown-ups'
In 2010, 19-year-old Sam, an avid rugby player, was drinking with Jimmy Galvin and several more of his Australian "mates" when a slug began crawling across Galvin's concrete patio at his home in Sydney.

"We were sitting over here, having a bit of red wine appreciation night, trying to act as grown-ups," Galvin recalled in a video interview this year with Lisa Wilkinson of "The Sunday Project," a current affairs talk show that airs on Network 10 in Australia. CNN reached out to Galvin but has not heard back.
"And then the conversation came up, 'Should I eat it?' " recalled Galvin. "And then off Sam went and bang, that's how it happened."
After downing the slug, Sam became weak and complained of severe pain in his legs, according to "The Sunday Project." Sam's mother, Katie Ballard, told the news show that at first they worried he might have multiple sclerosis, which had afflicted her husband. But doctors said no, that wasn't the cause.
Then Sam turned to his mother and told her he had eaten a slug, "And I went, 'No, no one gets sick from that,' " Katie Ballard said. CNN has also reached out to Ballard.
Soon, however, doctors told them otherwise. Sam had developed rat lungworm disease from the infected slug, changing his life forever.
What is rat lungworm disease?
Rat lungworm disease is caused by a parasitic worm called Angiostronjilus cantonensis. As the name suggests, the parasite lodges in the lungs of rats and is later excreted in poop.
Along comes a slug, snail, freshwater crab, shrimp, prawn or frog, and either eats the rat dung or the parasite works its way into the creature infecting it. Fish, however, do not spread the parasite.

Humans can be infected if they eat the raw or undercooked contaminated animals, or vegetables carrying unseen snails or slugs that have not been thoroughly washed.
In addition, says the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, beverages can become contaminated with worms if left open for snails and slugs to enter.
Unlike in rats, the worm's life cycle is not completed in a human. So instead of passing through the digestive tract, the worm larvae "can get lost, and it will go to the brain, and it'll stay there," said Heather Stockdale Walden, an assistant professor in the Department of Infectious Diseases and Pathology at the University of Florida. The parasite is not passed from human to human.
"When it gets to the brain, you can have eosinophilic meningitis," Walden said, which is an inflammation of the membranes surrounding the brain and spinal cord.
Symptoms can include headaches, nausea, vomiting, fever and a stiff neck, the CDC said.

'So full of love'
Most cases of rat lungworm disease are typically mild. But in some cases, like Sam's, the disease can cause catastrophic damage.
Soon after the diagnosis, Sam fell into a coma, where he remained for 420 days, Ballard said in the Australian news report. He woke up paralyzed, unable to eat without a tube or move without intense effort. He required 24-hour care, seven days a week.
Get CNN Health's weekly newsletter

But the disease didn't affect his mental faculties, his family and friends said.
"He's in there, 100%," Galvin told "The Sunday Project." "I apologized to Sam about everything that happened that night in the backyard. And he just started bawling his eyes out. I know he's there."
Late last week, Sam died, "The Sunday Project's" Wilkinson wrote in a blog post.
"Sam passed away on Friday morning at Hornsby Hospital, not far from where he grew up, surrounded by 20 of those he most loved in the world," she wrote.

"Katie tells me 'the room was so full of love,' " Wilkinson said. "One of his friends there in the room continued, 'He had his voice and he said "I love you" several times to Katie.' "
A funeral service will be held for Sam on Thursday, according to a post on Galvin's Facebook page.

Mister Mind has a new favorite as of 04:55 on Nov 6, 2018

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I feel like an Australian should be especially aware not to eat random local wildlife.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Knormal posted:

I feel like an Australian should be especially aware not to eat random local wildlife.

No worries, she'll be right.

Narrator: She wasn't.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Wheat Loaf posted:



For reference, this is meant to be a statue of this man:



It's a motor homunculus, clearly. We just can't see the giant feet.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Mister Mind posted:

...He woke up paralyzed, unable to eat without a tube or move without intense effort. He required 24-hour care, seven days a week.
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But the disease didn't affect his mental faculties, his family and friends said...

Hate to sound like a jerk but no

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




I was going to go with Richard Simmons, myself.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Mister Mind posted:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/05/health/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare/index.html



(CNN)It was just a silly dare among teenage boys. What could it hurt to eat a small slug?

So Australian teenager Sam Ballard grabbed the slimy creature and gulped it down. He had no idea that the slug carried a potentially deadly worm that would put him into a coma that lasted more than a year, paralyze his body and ultimately take his life.
'Trying to act like grown-ups'
In 2010, 19-year-old Sam, an avid rugby player, was drinking with Jimmy Galvin and several more of his Australian "mates" when a slug began crawling across Galvin's concrete patio at his home in Sydney.

"We were sitting over here, having a bit of red wine appreciation night, trying to act as grown-ups," Galvin recalled in a video interview this year with Lisa Wilkinson of "The Sunday Project," a current affairs talk show that airs on Network 10 in Australia. CNN reached out to Galvin but has not heard back.
"And then the conversation came up, 'Should I eat it?' " recalled Galvin. "And then off Sam went and bang, that's how it happened."
After downing the slug, Sam became weak and complained of severe pain in his legs, according to "The Sunday Project." Sam's mother, Katie Ballard, told the news show that at first they worried he might have multiple sclerosis, which had afflicted her husband. But doctors said no, that wasn't the cause.
Then Sam turned to his mother and told her he had eaten a slug, "And I went, 'No, no one gets sick from that,' " Katie Ballard said. CNN has also reached out to Ballard.
Soon, however, doctors told them otherwise. Sam had developed rat lungworm disease from the infected slug, changing his life forever.
What is rat lungworm disease?
Rat lungworm disease is caused by a parasitic worm called Angiostronjilus cantonensis. As the name suggests, the parasite lodges in the lungs of rats and is later excreted in poop.
Along comes a slug, snail, freshwater crab, shrimp, prawn or frog, and either eats the rat dung or the parasite works its way into the creature infecting it. Fish, however, do not spread the parasite.

Humans can be infected if they eat the raw or undercooked contaminated animals, or vegetables carrying unseen snails or slugs that have not been thoroughly washed.
In addition, says the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, beverages can become contaminated with worms if left open for snails and slugs to enter.
Unlike in rats, the worm's life cycle is not completed in a human. So instead of passing through the digestive tract, the worm larvae "can get lost, and it will go to the brain, and it'll stay there," said Heather Stockdale Walden, an assistant professor in the Department of Infectious Diseases and Pathology at the University of Florida. The parasite is not passed from human to human.
"When it gets to the brain, you can have eosinophilic meningitis," Walden said, which is an inflammation of the membranes surrounding the brain and spinal cord.
Symptoms can include headaches, nausea, vomiting, fever and a stiff neck, the CDC said.

'So full of love'
Most cases of rat lungworm disease are typically mild. But in some cases, like Sam's, the disease can cause catastrophic damage.
Soon after the diagnosis, Sam fell into a coma, where he remained for 420 days, Ballard said in the Australian news report. He woke up paralyzed, unable to eat without a tube or move without intense effort. He required 24-hour care, seven days a week.
Get CNN Health's weekly newsletter

But the disease didn't affect his mental faculties, his family and friends said.
"He's in there, 100%," Galvin told "The Sunday Project." "I apologized to Sam about everything that happened that night in the backyard. And he just started bawling his eyes out. I know he's there."
Late last week, Sam died, "The Sunday Project's" Wilkinson wrote in a blog post.
"Sam passed away on Friday morning at Hornsby Hospital, not far from where he grew up, surrounded by 20 of those he most loved in the world," she wrote.

"Katie tells me 'the room was so full of love,' " Wilkinson said. "One of his friends there in the room continued, 'He had his voice and he said "I love you" several times to Katie.' "
A funeral service will be held for Sam on Thursday, according to a post on Galvin's Facebook page.

Sams final words, "... I told you I wuz hardcore."

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Mister Mind posted:


"Sam fell into a coma, where he remained for 420 days"



Noice

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/7NewsSydney/status/1060048610224594945

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

quote:

rort
/rɔːt/
nouninformal
noun: rort; plural noun: rorts

1.
Australian/NZ
a fraudulent or dishonest act or practice.
"a tax rort"

Today I learnt a new word.

Not sure if buying more than 2 tins of baby milk counts as a major fraud though.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

spog posted:

Not sure if buying more than 2 tins of baby milk counts as a major fraud though.

For context, there's an ongoing thing in Australia where people are stripping supermarket shelves of baby formula in order to sell or ship it to China because of the contamination thing a few years back. Obviously customers needing formula to actually feed their babies are pretty pissed off at this, and as the video notes its gotten so bad they've had to put purchase limits on them pretty much nationwide. This looks to be one of the more outrageous examples of this thing happening.

mrkillboy has a new favorite as of 13:37 on Nov 7, 2018

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Rort. Interesting word.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
She'll be rort!

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

mrkillboy posted:

For context, there's an ongoing thing in Australia where people are stripping supermarket shelves of baby formula in order to sell or ship it to China because of the contamination thing a few years back. Obviously customers needing formula to actually feed their babies are pretty pissed off at this, and as the video notes its gotten so bad they've had to put purchase limits on them pretty much nationwide. This looks to be one of the more outrageous examples of this thing happening.

Why is Australia so goddamn weird

pidan
Nov 6, 2012


Aesop Poprock posted:

Why is Australia so goddamn weird

The same thing happens in Europe and probably in large US cities too.

Chinese people love imported milk powder

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The tainted baby formula thing has gotten a shitload of Chinese people understandably paranoid and terrified, dead babies and all. Australia happens to be one of the closest places with functioning food regulations.

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009
Republican accused of sharing 'Bigfoot Erotica' has been elected to the House

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1060127349721702402?s=21

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ghost Leviathan posted:

The tainted baby formula thing has gotten a shitload of Chinese people understandably paranoid and terrified, dead babies and all. Australia happens to be one of the closest places with functioning food regulations.

Didn't the Chinese come down pretty hard on that? Like, suspected executions hard, or am I remembering wrong?

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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Randaconda posted:

Didn't the Chinese come down pretty hard on that? Like, suspected executions hard, or am I remembering wrong?

Yeah, you are right:

quote:

. Two people were executed, one given a suspended death penalty, three people receiving life imprisonment, two receiving 15-year jail terms,[6] and seven local government officials, as well as the Director of the Administration of Quality Supervision, Inspection and Quarantine (AQSIQ), were fired or forced to resign.[7]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Chinese_milk_scandal

But it basically destroyed any confidence in Chinese baby food products forever. Given that someone deliberately added loving melamine (used to make plastic plates) to baby food and it got through multiple food safety tests, I can't really blame them

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