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What kind of cocoon are you in right now?
This poll is closed.
bitterness and resentment 501 25.13%
the one from Final Fantasy 13 275 13.79%
buttered mess of resent mints 159 7.97%
TRUEMP 126 6.32%
the liberal media bubble 273 13.69%
hell 660 33.10%
Total: 1994 votes
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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Plinkey posted:

i just drank two rock stars and holy gently caress lets go vote woooooooooo, is it too early to start drinking?

which two

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/matthaig1/status/1059003350434357249

ha ha ha.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Shageletic posted:

The most flippable seats this year for Ds is in PA and VA.

Gerrymandering is something I tell you what

Yea but his Bucks county district was mostly unchanged. He’s also got a ton of mileage out of the reasonable republican shtick and the previous holder of that seat was his super popular brother.

I think he will win but the fact that he’s so worried is a good sign for dems.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Ok, sitting on the porch and smoking for a minute is entirely acceptable

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




america was actually that huge kid whos 2 years older than the rest of the class with a thumbtack in the sole of his shoe and he scuffs it on the ground and then burns you with it and you gotta fuckin take it

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

orange and piss colored

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Plinkey posted:

orange and piss colored

thank you nr president, voice print verified

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
you get a voat, and you get a cote, you also get a vote

what im trying to say is

woooooooooooooooooooo

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

cumshitter posted:

wish i could find the twitter thread but jacob wohl is famous in finance circles because you have to be especially lovely to get blacklisted for life from doing finance stuff by the Securities Exchange Commission. that is top tier levels of loving up. to put this in perspective: he did this at the tender age of 20. that is too young to graduate from college or even complete a Chartered FInancial Analyst certification (the guys who do stock research) if you started immediatley after high school

anywya, in the twitter thread he went to a money manager's place and told them that he had gotten a bid to invest $25 million from their biggest competitor. he also showed up with stolen letterhead from a law firm that said, "Jacob Wohl isn't actually barred for life from trading stocks and bonds, also his dick is huge. Just ask him to whip it out it's like WAHHHHHHHH? That guy is 5 pounds of dick in a 2 pound bag." he also hosed up by putting the wrong address of the law firm on the letterhead, which contradicted their actual address on the bottom of the page

the capital management firm told him, "Man, that's a great deal. You should go with our competitor's offer, we can't match it." and then an hour later their competitor called them asking, "Did you really offer this idiot $25 million to invest?"

he is a special breed of stupid and confident

He ran a prostituion ring, a mlm scam, and I believe tried to move into subprime loans by the time he was 19

The smartest boy alive

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Shageletic posted:

The smartest boy alive
That's certainly what Americans were raised to believe.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/Nozick85/status/1058918174966583296

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/sineadrousse/status/1058949022637912064

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

The Nastier Nate posted:

Yea but his Bucks county district was mostly unchanged. He’s also got a ton of mileage out of the reasonable republican shtick and the previous holder of that seat was his super popular brother.

I think he will win but the fact that he’s so worried is a good sign for dems.

Cool cool

Was listening to a podcast which mentioned that Cruz campaign folks thought that Trump stumping for him actually hurt him lol

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


I grew up in Harris county; during the primaries one year there was a big room with a "welcome voters!" banner over the door at the polling site (my elementary school), but it was only for republicans. Democrats had a separate, tiny room, way down a hallway

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Shageletic posted:

Cool cool

Was listening to a podcast which mentioned that Cruz campaign folks thought that Trump stumping for him actually hurt him lol

beautiful ted now lyin ted again

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
"good thing time does not exist," i mutter, as i roll the clocks back

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Beto gonna win

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Hail Stan Stanart

good hustle, wanna see more of that out there

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Guy Goodbody posted:

Beto gonna win

Our hearts but you can't ooze the Cruz.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/matthaig1/status/1059003350434357249

the good ol' days :sigh:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i call him beautiful ted now

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress you JB Pritzker you caterwauling frogfish

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'd like one extra large Trump, with a large diet coke please.

A New Dad
Nov 10, 2012

I SHOULD FUCK OFF BACK TO C-SPAM

ah yes, the halcyon days of the iraq war

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Harald posted:

gently caress you JB Pritzker you caterwauling frogfish

look at this fat tub of monkey nutts



:snoo:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Elephanthead posted:

Our hearts but you can't ooze the Cruz.

naw, Beto kinda sucks but he's gonna be the new Junior Senator from Texas next year. It's gonna happen.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Wynona Dryder posted:

look at this fat tub of monkey nutts



:snoo:

whos that? a batman guy?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I really want Texas to go blue, but exclusively so out-of-staters will stop talking about Austin like it's good.

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Lmao

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

punchymcpunch posted:

whos that? a batman guy?

He is the Democratic nominee for Governor of Illinois in the 2018 gubernatorial election

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

oxy would have been more appropriate

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Wynona Dryder posted:

He is the Democratic nominee for Governor of Illinois in the 2018 gubernatorial election

emphasis on goober b/c their both total goobers

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Guy Goodbody posted:

naw, Beto kinda sucks but he's gonna be the new Junior Senator from Texas next year. It's gonna happen.

I am happy with anyone except Cruz. He is just gross. It's bad for my Congress fan fic

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Harald posted:

emphasis on goober b/c their both total goobers

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Harald posted:

emphasis on goober b/c their both total goobers

free blago

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Wynona Dryder posted:

He is the Democratic nominee for Governor of Illinois in the 2018 gubernatorial election

But our alternative is Rauner. :negative:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

I fear the Blagos, even when they bring grifts.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
I really do wish Beto had a chance but lol at these numbers from just 5 days ago

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2018/senate/tx/texas_senate_cruz_vs_orourke-6310.html

It's probably not going to happen :sigh:

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Pancakes posted:

But our alternative is Rauner. :negative:



his face looks like it's covered in a fine layer of trichomes

frosty guv

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