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STR posted:Why do I feel like I'm suddenly everdave, except without kids? It may already be too late for you, congratulations.
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(speaking of, she doesn't like me using condoms, and I know drat well my pull out game isn't that great, so it's been Russian Roulette).
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STR posted:Why do I feel like I'm suddenly everdave, except without kids? In Russina Roulette, you only get to pull the trigger a max of 6 time before it all goes wrong. There has been at least that many saturday nights since you two started dating.
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Nov 4, 2018 15:33
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STR posted:(speaking of, she doesn't like me using condoms, and I know drat well my pull out game isn't that great, so it's been Russian Roulette). Hate to dogpile but the pullout method is most used by parents.
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Nov 4, 2018 15:36
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Ferrets are great, if slightly high maintenance pets. Also, you get used to the ankle biting, i swear.
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Nov 4, 2018 15:37
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Get the snip bro
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the spyder posted:Random thought: Figuring out what to do with your life at 34 is a pain in the rear end... Somewhat Heroic posted:Though not 34 for a few months I’m going to get a vasectomy in the coming weeks. So that part of life is figured out. Sounds like you're both in for a pain in the rear end?
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Nov 4, 2018 15:41
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I had a few ferrets before I got into skunks and they are the best, they're so funny. I love when they do the war dance when they are playing. Only thing that sucks is that they are poop machines, they have a fast gi track and poop like 5 times a day. Still worth it.
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Nov 4, 2018 15:42
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AI:SS begins tonight.
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Nov 4, 2018 15:45
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AI SS is good. STR, what the gently caress are you doing, man? Jesus Christ. Run away.
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Nov 4, 2018 16:14
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Gingerbread House Music posted:Ferrets are great, if slightly high maintenance pets. Also, you get used to the ankle biting, i swear. I had the complete opposite experience with my two, they were so playful and good-natured. They'd sleep most of the day so when I got home from work I'd let them out and they'd run around the house while I made dinner or whatever and then put themselves to bed when they got tired. On a few occasions I'd find them curled up in a drawer somewhere asleep, after the first time we put a little fleece bag in there for them to sleep in  shy boy from chess club posted:I had a few ferrets before I got into skunks and they are the best, they're so funny. I love when they do the war dance when they are playing. Only thing that sucks is that they are poop machines, they have a fast gi track and poop like 5 times a day. Still worth it. Mine were pretty well trained, they'd wake up from their naps, poop in their litter box and then want out to scamper about and explore. I know some people have ones that stole stuff but mine never did which I'm almost disappointed about. How do you have a skunk pet?
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Nov 4, 2018 16:21
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Deeters is a cool dude. The missus and I went shooting with him yesterday.
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Nov 4, 2018 16:45
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Is there an AI:SS thread that I've missed?
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Nov 4, 2018 17:30
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STR put it in her butt instead.
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Nov 4, 2018 17:31
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STR posted:(speaking of, she doesn't like me using condoms, and I know drat well my pull out game isn't that great, so it's been Russian Roulette). All else aside, man, this is a hard no.  You have been pretty clear about not wanting kids, so that is deeply not cool. 
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MC Hawking posted:STR put it in her butt instead. Also not 100%, due to dribbling. To bring this full-circle, at Thanksgiving in ten years' time STR Jr is going to mention chocolate cream pie and his parents are just going to glare at each other. tetrapyloctomy fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Nov 4, 2018 |
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Nov 4, 2018 18:59
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tetrapyloctomy posted:Also not 100%, due to dribbling. To bring this full-circle, at Thanksgiving in ten years' time STR Jr is going to mention chocolate cream pie and his parents are just going to glare at each other. OK so he can put it in her butt but then he has to eat it out afterwards to make sure. Is that better?
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Nov 4, 2018 19:16
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Olympic Mathlete posted:OK so he can put it in her butt but then he has to eat it out afterwards to make sure. Is that better? Or have good butt pull out game
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Nov 4, 2018 19:17
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Today's word of the day: Felching.
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tetrapyloctomy posted:Also not 100%, due to dribbling. To bring this full-circle, at Thanksgiving in ten years' time STR Jr is going to mention chocolate cream pie and his parents are just going to glare at each other. Basketball sure has changed over the years
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Nov 4, 2018 19:46
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redgubbinz posted:Basketball sure has changed over the years I thought it was pretty commonly known that dribbling reduced the amount of traveling that would happen greatly...
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Nov 4, 2018 19:47
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Patte dat catte
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Nov 4, 2018 19:52
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STR sounds like you need to get out while you can - or ride that crazy train til the crash it’s your choice! Out of the past 35 days I’ve had the kids a minimum of 25 days (don’t know the exact amount at least that much). Not that it matters my kids come first but yeah the girls I had been seeing have left for greener pastures
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Nov 4, 2018 21:12
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Olympic Mathlete posted:Mine were pretty well trained, they'd wake up from their naps, poop in their litter box and then want out to scamper about and explore. I know some people have ones that stole stuff but mine never did which I'm almost disappointed about. Yea mine did the same thing, wake, poop then play. They just do it a lot, haha. Ive always wanted a pet skunk and found out how to get one from a yahoo chat group. I got my first one the same year I found out that my mom had cancer so they made a huge impact on my life when things were pretty bad. My very favorite one came with me when I moved to Florida so I had her through bad and good times. Then I met one of my girlfriends on the same yahoo group and she ended up moving in with me in Florida. After a while we had 8 skunks, 3 coatimundis, a ferret and a raccoon. We were both animal lovers and we couldnt turn down rescues. Then things didnt work out and she left so I had my 4 skunks to help me get over that too. My last guy Riley who came with me when I moved back to CT passed away in 2013 and I missed him and having skunks a lot. After I got my business built up to where I was stable I wanted a skunk again so bad. I found Scout as a rescue in New Jersey right before new years. Went to get her on New Years eve eve driving through a snow storm and the traffic going into NYC for New Years. It was torture doing that trip but my neighbor came with me to keep me comany and she kept me from going crazy in that traffic. A 2.5 hour drive that ended up taking 10 total. So worth it though, Scout rules. Shes one of the best ones that Ive had. Her original owner named her Fifi and she used to dress her up in outfits and stuff, I think thats why shes so laid back having to put up with that. No way her name was staying Fifi. I named her Scout in honor of Harper Lee dying last year since I love To Kill a Mockingbird.
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tetrapyloctomy posted:Also not 100%, due to dribbling. To bring this full-circle, at Thanksgiving in ten years' time STR Jr is going to mention chocolate cream pie and his parents are just going to glare at each other. Classy finish move. I hate it when metaphors are left unresolved.
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tetrapyloctomy posted:Also not 100%, due to dribbling. To bring this full-circle, at Thanksgiving in ten years' time STR Jr is going to mention chocolate cream pie and his parents are just going to glare at each other. So THATS how Donald trump was conceived!
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Nov 4, 2018 23:03
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The gently caress, thread.
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Nov 4, 2018 23:14
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Suburban Dad posted:The gently caress, thread. Dec. Chat thread. The gently caress thread. Punctuation optional
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Why the gently caress would the service manual have 6 torque specs in a line, 5 of which are in ft/lbs, and one that's in in/lbs right in the middle? At least I was able to extract that valve cover bolt in less than 2 minutes
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Charles posted:
A Good Dog meatpimp posted:Queue Archer meme: Do you want a ruined life? Because that's how you get a ruined life. 90 bucks for ANY 1D is a loving score. Where on earth did you get it, I've been looking for a cheapish 1D to play with (and also to use in bad conditions like whiteout dust) - the best I can do is 550 for Mk III. Hell if anyone can help me get a cheap 1D from the USA I'll be happy to pay a spotters fee. I'd prefer a Mk IV or a X but honestly I'm fine with a Mk II and on. The only time I've used a 1D Mk II I got this ....  And lets face it, that STILL is the match for most cameras these days, despite it coming out over 10 years ago. And yes, the speed of a 1D has to be experienced.... as well as just handling a 1D. It just works in your hand. That's the reason why, despite most cameras going smaller, I much prefer the larger prosumer / pro xD cameras. Solid, fits so well in the hand. The 7D MkII really replicates that amazing feel of a 1D and of course it genuinely is built extremely tough and by most reports is BETTER weather sealed than a 1D of any kind. Your 1D from memory is a 1.3x crop rather than a 1.6x crop of the more general crop sensors so it'll certainly be a lot closer to full frame than you might expect. Also thinking about speed....   These two (ESPECIALLY the top one) was a literal "oh poo poo I didnt see them coming" - the top one I had the camera pointed down at my feet and I just did a point / shoot blind... the camera managed to focus so bloody fast that I got a shot that was 100% fluke but you wouldnt know it. The 1D of your age isnt quite as stupid fast but it certainly blows away most anything else on the market today. But but it's only 10 megapixels....! It's not the amount of pixels, it's the quality. Your average cameraphone has a shitton of megapixels these days. That means nothing when 10 year old DSLR can use L-Glass. A good lens makes an average camera good, a good camera amazing. (Even with the way can I drive a camera hard and demand a lot from them, I still use a Samsung smart phone for walking about)
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meatpimp posted:Classy finish move. I hate it when metaphors are left unresolved. Someone doxx STR for the sole purpose of sending him some kind of pie every Thanksgiving, for the ultimate callback. "Another pie? Honey, why--" "Don't ask."
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tetrapyloctomy posted:Someone doxx STR for the sole purpose of sending him some kind of pie every Thanksgiving, for the ultimate callback. Just teach his kids to do it.
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STR: As a married straight guy with (as planned) no kids after all these years, reading this, I'm like "Dude... you were a happily gay man, you were in the clear. What went wrong" Also, Bar Ferret did in fact rock. There's a hilarious photo of my oblivious friend in the background suddenly realizing there was a ferret and then showing clear distress that he missed out on the holding. What a super cool little animal.
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 AI Secret Santa is up!
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:But but it's only 10 megapixels....! It's not the amount of pixels, it's the quality. Your average cameraphone has a shitton of megapixels these days. That means nothing when 10 year old DSLR can use L-Glass. A good lens makes an average camera good, a good camera amazing. I got a Fuji X100 and I love it. Feels like my old Leica film rangefinders, it's super quiet, small, great for street style stuff which I like. After shooting digital for so long I really don't like taking shitloads of images anymore because it means more time editing and I hate editing. When I did sports it was crazy, I spent more time on the computer than behind the camera. No desire to do that kind of stuff anymore, now i'm happy with the occasional landscape stuff and kid/cat portraits 
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Excellent news. I will he signing up tomorrow! All: you should definitely do this. I will be participating in my third and it has been awesome every time.
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The worst part is she's started reading the forums, so it's only a matter of time until she sees.... this.cakesmith handyman posted:You ever sir there watching someone set their life on fire thinking they know exactly what they're doing so you just watch because they wouldn't do it publicly if they didn't want you to be at least entertained? Why yes, I do follow Dave's thread.  (sorry Dave) tetrapyloctomy posted:You are dipping an unwrapped dick in a vat of pure crazy, and it's going to make your life miserable if you don't quit while you're ahead. That's one of many reasons we haven't had sex in awhile. Already miserable, been working 6 day work weeks (taking a day off when she's working) as an escape. InitialDave posted:STR, what the gently caress are you doing, man? Jesus Christ. Run away. I'm on the lease (so therefore jointly responsible for the rent), and I don't want to deal with angry crazy while living here. Trying to stick it out until after the holidays, since we already have tickets to visit family. MC Hawking posted:STR put it in her butt instead. Pretty sure the cops would get called over a scream that loud.  (seriously tho, my apt complex has been in the news this week over a really hosed up child abuse situation that happened in the next building, so people are paying a lot more attention to stuff like... screams) Olympic Mathlete posted:OK so he can put it in her butt but then he has to eat it out afterwards to make sure. Is that better? I hate you so loving much right now.  tetrapyloctomy posted:Someone doxx STR for the sole purpose of sending him some kind of pie every Thanksgiving, for the ultimate callback. You know.... chocolate cream pie was my favorite pie. Until you came along, doc.  Ferremit posted:So THATS how Donald trump was conceived! 
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