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I swear to God, the bomber could have written a manifesto specifically saying "I hate the Democrats and have voted straight-ticket Republican all of my life, and I am doing this specifically to kill Trump's enemies so he can rule unopposed" and Freep's reaction would STILL be "lol look at this typical loony left Democrat!!"
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:I swear to God, the bomber could have written a manifesto specifically saying "I hate the Democrats and have voted straight-ticket Republican all of my life, and I am doing this specifically to kill Trump's enemies so he can rule unopposed" and Freep's reaction would STILL be "lol look at this typical loony left Democrat!!" I like the bizarre train of logic that went something like this: "No party registration mentioned? If he was a Republican it'd be all over the news, so clearly he's a democrat!" "See? The bomber was a democrat all along!" (Someone finally points out he was confirmed as a Republican) "So now they're even claiming he's a Republican when he's already confirmed as a Democrat?" Just a perfect example of the whole spiral of crazy that creates things like Freep.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 19:58 |
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:I swear to God, the bomber could have written a manifesto specifically saying "I hate the Democrats and have voted straight-ticket Republican all of my life, and I am doing this specifically to kill Trump's enemies so he can rule unopposed" and Freep's reaction would STILL be "lol look at this typical loony left Democrat!!" Conservatism cannot fail. It can only be failed.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 20:21 |
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:I swear to God, the bomber could have written a manifesto specifically saying "I hate the Democrats and have voted straight-ticket Republican all of my life, and I am doing this specifically to kill Trump's enemies so he can rule unopposed" and Freep's reaction would STILL be "lol look at this typical loony left Democrat!!" Admittedly, anything that blatant would get my eyebrow raised a little, too.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 22:37 |
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quote:To: papertyger
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 23:48 |
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Mods please change my name to Cesar Psyop
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 05:49 |
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Their relief on having something external on which to to blame any losses in the upcoming election is palpable.
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Bremen posted:I like the bizarre train of logic that went something like this: Don't forget that the magasphere also circulated doctored images that claimed he was registered with the Democrat [sic] party. These people are too dumb to tie their own shoe laces, I swear to God.
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 22:23 |
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sheep-dodger posted:Don't forget that the magasphere also circulated doctored images that claimed he was registered with the Democrat [sic] party. I pointed this out on my local politics discussion page and am being called an illiterate r*t*rd because “the name was changed to sound better and also google is too globalist a source they changed a lot of information in 2009 to make white people look bad and also how many genders do I think there are” Right wing nutjobs are exhausting
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# ? Oct 28, 2018 16:37 |
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quote:To: Impy Freep loves them some Brazilian Nazis. e: quote:To: Shadow44
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# ? Oct 29, 2018 18:29 |
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 10:52 |
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...he said, while pissing his pants in fear at a caravan of half-starved refugees from South America.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 11:27 |
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Fritz Coldcockin posted:...he said, while pissing his pants in fear at a caravan of half-starved refugees from South America. No these are all men aged 18 - 25 armed and grilled with socialism in their veins to kill every gringo, you idiot.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 12:29 |
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Afraid? I think not, this freeper is a master strategist.quote:TheNext to Libloather quote:TheNext to Army Air Corps quote:TheNext to Deaf Smith
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 12:48 |
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Freep: It is simple, and the best solution. Nobody gets hurt. But bomb early.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 13:02 |
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Georgia Peach posted:Afraid? I think not, this freeper is a master strategist. So is this the start of that CWII cube?
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 13:08 |
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Never has armchair general been so literal.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 13:44 |
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More like wheelchair general.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 14:38 |
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Maybe because they probably weren't armed because that's a safe, quiet neighborhood?
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 22:19 |
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So Freep is literally every single poster chanting "I believe her wink wink" in unison. Nothing good.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 23:50 |
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So idiot extraordinaire Jacob Wohl and Seth Rich conspiracy lawyer Jack Burkman cooked up a scheme that involves talking to women that know Robert Mueller and trying to get them to say he's a sexpest. Their scheme fell apart within hours of publishing their made up story because they are both goddamn loving morons. If you don't want to click through and read that, what seems to be the best part of this conspiracy is in this tweet: https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1057351444905558016 Before I dive into freep, I'm going to quote from a small tweet thread that summarizes my thoughts on the matter. quote:One thing we're seeing now is the 2nd generation of Fox conservatives. The first grew up in a normal world & was pulled into Fox world (like my dad). But they *remember* the normal world & can still pass in it; they know what tone & keywords to use. However the 2nd generation, like this Wohl kid, grew up entirely inside the RW bubble. They don't know how to translate to normal people; they don't know what norms & standards are expected in the normal world. They are *Fox natives*, you might say. I think this helps explain why RW rhetoric & tactics have gotten so crude, stupid, & extreme. Kids like Charlie Kirk grew up in environs where crude, stupid, & extreme were endlessly rewarded. It's how they gained status. Then they wander, blinking, into the normal world & expect the same poo poo to work. What makes the whole thing even cringier is that, though they claim to disdain the MSM & pop culture, they are visibly & viscerally desperate for mainstream approval. (Just like Trump obsesses over the NYT.) It's like pop artists from the UK trying to crack the US market. Kids like Kirk don't *want* to just be "big in Japan," ie, popular in the RW swamp. They want the approval of the elites they bash -- want it so badly you can see the flop sweat. But life in the bubble has left them woefully unequipped. Their lifelong tools no longer work. It's painful to watch. Like so many things in our stupid era, it presents a good opportunity to learn this word: https://www.dict.cc/german-english/Fremdschämen.html Anyway, let's see if freep ever figures out that Wohl is full of poo poo. There are six threads with over four hundred posts total. My tolerance for freep is low so I'm gonna be skimming a bunch. The oldest thread is linking to a tweet of Wohl's from yesterday. Twitter / Vanity: Mueller About to be #MeTooed Tonorrow posted by freeper TigerClaws If you didn't read either of the articles I linked, it is questionable whether or not the person interviewed by the fake intelligence firm actually exists. quote:Leftists already doing damage control. quote:To: TigerClaws quote:To: TigerClaws quote:To: TigerClaws The story hasn't dropped at this point. quote:To: TigerClaws Oh man they're extra-stupid today. quote:To: TigerClaws; Lazamataz Whispers of the story come out... quote:To: TigerClaws quote:To: TigerClaws quote:To: Williams Just lollin at the bold here quote:To: eclectic Second thread, Robert Mueller accuses opponents of offering women money to make 'false claims' about him posted by freeper DCBryan1 Oh, and yes, you read that right, Mueller got wind of this happening last week and punted it off to the rest of the FBI to look in to. quote:To: DCBryan1 Including this one for the glorious nazi apologist tagline quote:To: Buckeye McFrog Every second post is "BELIEVE THE WOMEN!!!!1" btw. Quoting the article, quote:To: DCBryan1 quote:To: House Atreides For the record, they heard about it from one of the women that they tried to contact. quote:To: DCBryan1 We're down to every third reply being "BELIEVE THE WOMEN!!!!11" Reminder: This is the work of two right wing idiot conspiracy theorists. quote:To: DCBryan1 Yeah. OKay. quote:To: DCBryan1 The story dropped on the last page, and suddenly the "BELIEEEEEVEEEEE" comments stopped. quote:To: DCBryan1 "False flag, false flag," I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and transform into a corncob quote:To: Regulator The third thread is a short, boring dupe. Here's the fourth: BREAKING REPORT—EXCLUSIVE DOCUMENTS: Special Counsel Mueller Accused of Rape By 'Credible Witness‘ posted by freeper mojito with keywords: 201810; beer; bimboeruption; blogger; boston; bulger; fakenews; gaywayplungeit; ismellbs; jackburkman; jacobwohl; mafia; metoo; mob; mueller; octobersurprise; oops; rape; ratdirtytricks; ratsmears; rattricks; robertmueller; someonesintrouble; stregishotel; whiteybulger This is the actual story, published in the Gateway Pundit because of course it is. The entire first page is the expected "BELIEVE THE WOMEN" crap. This is the most fun one. quote:To: mojito quote:To: mojito We've since learned, by the way, that Mueller was on jury duty during the day this is alleged to have happened. No joke. This was noteworthy because he was still the head of the FBI at this time. quote:To: mojito The app in question is Signal, a well-known "secure" instant message application. quote:To: cynwoody Ah, finally, hours and hours later, quote:To: Coronal It's really interesting to see their view of notable Mueller events. I mean, we knew that the investigation would never be deemed legitimate anyway... quote:To: mojito If you didn't read any of the links above, all of the photos of people that worked at the fake intelligence company are real people easily found in various reverse image search sites. But having easily findable headshots of fake people wasn't good enough. Oh no, they had to be really, really loving lazy. quote:To: mojito What happened to believing the victim, freep!?!?!? quote:To: mojito Wait, since when were people allowed to call out bullshit on freep? quote:To: mojito; All wow quote:To: HamiltonJay Just pasting this one in to source the whole jury duty thing. quote:To: mojito Coronal seems to have their head on straight. 2001 regdate. Fifth thread! BREAKING REPORT — **EXCLUSIVE DOCUMENTS** : Special Counsel and Former FBI Director Robert... posted by freeper E. Pluribus Unum quote:To: E. Pluribus Unum Lots of posts in this one trying to tie it together with Whitey Bulger... quote:To: E. Pluribus Unum Re: Roy Moore for some reason? quote:To: Gay State Conservative And the last thread. Special Counsel and Former FBI Director Robert Mueller Accused of Rape By ‘Very Credible Witness posted by freeper 867V309 quote:To: 867V309 lol the FISA stuff quote:To: 867V309 While there was sanity a thread or two ago, there's none here so far. quote:To: 867V309 So despite a breakout of sanity in one of the six threads, it's been just one giant loving "BELIEVE THE WOMEN!!!!111" circlejerk. I loving hate freepers. e: https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1057405516689915904?s=19 McGlockenshire fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Oct 31, 2018 |
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That's a good read, thanks!quote:The October surprise SHOULD have been the FISA docs and text messages conversations released unredacted as our President ordered. Hmmm, yes. Utterly baffling indeed. Maybe he's saving it for the weekend before the election!
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Jagged Jim posted:Man Arrested in Connection With Pipe Bombs Sent to Trump Critics We're not Fox News and the right wing nutters quote:To: 11th_VA Yeah, all that violence like when some guy ran over a counter protester and killed her...er, when that group of Nazis beat the poo poo out of random people...er...when those nazis beat the poo poo out of black kids at Charlottesville....er, like when that dude shot up a parking lot.... Oh, I know, when someone yelled at Mitch McConell in a restaurant...see, the violent left Bremen posted:I like the bizarre train of logic that went something like this: This is why Fox pulls that dumb letter swap out when Republicans get busted for poo poo. It magically switches to a D for the first of the news run because they know the nutters watching them don't have enough brain cells to rub two together Fritz Coldcockin posted:...he said, while pissing his pants in fear at a caravan of half-starved refugees from South America. Nah, they were already soaked because he had to stand behind a black person at the store or because one of his neighbors on the block is a lesbian SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 10:57 on Nov 3, 2018 |
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They Already Felt Unwelcome In Tierra Verde. Then Ihey Saw The ‘Graves’ Of Trump’s Critics TIERRA VERDE — Judson Kidd and James Donovan are a gay couple with an adopted black son. From the day they moved into their waterfront house last summer, they never felt welcomed in the conservative, overwhelmingly white community of Tierra Verde. Neighbors never waved or introduced themselves, they said. One mother yanked her daughter away when she started to play with 2-year-old Van. Then came Halloween, and the disturbing decorations at the big house up the street. The yard had been transformed into a graveyard. "CNN,’’ was written on one white cross, with a gruesome gray skull at its base. Other crosses bore the names of Democrats Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. A firepit contained a jumble of bones and a cross marked "George Soros,’’ the Jewish billionaire who supports liberal causes. All had been critics of President Donald J. Trump. Kidd was so appalled that he took to Nextdoor, the social media site on which residents of a neighborhood can post messages, whether offering items for sale or reporting suspicious behavior. Kidd’s message was more pointed. "This is pathetic," he said of the graveyard display. "Can’t we take the politics out of Halloween?" quote:To: Vlad The Inhaler quote:To: Vlad The Inhaler quote:To: HypatiaTaught quote:[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies] quote:To: Vlad The Inhaler quote:To: Vlad The Inhaler quote:To: Vlad The Inhaler quote:To: Vlad The Inhaler quote:To: Vlad The Inhaler; Jim Robinson quote:To: Vlad The Inhaler quote:To: Vlad The Inhaler
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This is making me savor Tuesday all the more. If Beto somehow wins we might even see the rare quadruple flip on Cruz!
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Trump backtracks on suggestion U.S. troops could fire on migrantsquote:To: Responsibility2nd quote:To: Responsibility2nd quote:To: Responsibility2nd quote:To: gaijin quote:To: Gator113 quote:To: Responsibility2nd quote:To: VanDeKoik quote:To: Responsibility2nd The US is sending more troops to the border. Here's what they can and can't do quote:To: WMarshal quote:To: Freedom'sWorthIt quote:To: Freedom'sWorthIt quote:To: Freedom'sWorthIt quote:To: knarf quote:To: Freedom'sWorthIt quote:To: Don Corleone
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quote:To: gaijin I had no idea Quetzalcoatl had returned to team up with MS-13 and unidentified Middle Easterners.
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Georgia Peach posted:I had no idea Quetzalcoatl had returned to team up with MS-13 and unidentified Middle Easterners. I heard Francis reformed the church but thats wild.
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Georgia Peach posted:I had no idea Quetzalcoatl had returned to team up with MS-13 and unidentified Middle Easterners. I can't tell if it's that or just ramped up anti-catholic nonsense
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Man a few of those posts are toeing the line of needing a visit from the FBIFReeper gaijin posted:28% of US gay men have had over 1,000 partners (citation needed)
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quote:EVERYTHING the MEDIA SAYS IS A LIE! You know, when they made me read 1984 in High School I thought it seemed terribly unrealistic. I want those days back.
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Corsair Pool Boy posted:(citation needed) I think that was from an actual study done decades ago by some lovely homophobic group that totally wasn't biased and definitely didn't just walk up to a bunch of male prostitutes and/or make up numbers.
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I'm trying to imagine how you would have over 1000 partners. Is the gay dating scene just that easy that you've had a different guy every day? I don't even think I've seen 1000 unique gay men in my life, and I've been to Parliament House.
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Corsair Pool Boy posted:Man a few of those posts are toeing the line of needing a visit from the FBI Even if it were true, never in a freeper mind does the mortality rate ever mean anything more than "homos die of the buttsecks" and not factor in murder and death related to issues brought on by the constant conservative backlash. Or that marriages don't last because of the same backlash. Of course freepers should be experts with marriage given how many are divorced
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SocketWrench posted:Even if it were true, never in a freeper mind does the mortality rate ever mean anything more than "homos die of the buttsecks" and not factor in murder and death related to issues brought on by the constant conservative backlash. Or that marriages don't last because of the same backlash. Who better to talk about marriage than someone that has done it 3 times?
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Jagged Jim posted:Things are happening! When they say the caravan failed, what do they mean? I've seen a couple of people on twitter saying the same thing
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:When they say the caravan failed, what do they mean? I've seen a couple of people on twitter saying the same thing Well the caravan was supposed to have teleported into suburban houses and murdered all the white people by now right? That hasn't happened, therefor it failed.
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chitoryu12 posted:I'm trying to imagine how you would have over 1000 partners. Is the gay dating scene just that easy that you've had a different guy every day? I don't even think I've seen 1000 unique gay men in my life, and I've been to Parliament House. I've met a couple people above the 500+ mark, but they were members of a sex addiction recovery group. File it under "possible, but rare" and also under "something Freep pulled out of their rear end".
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:When they say the caravan failed, what do they mean? I've seen a couple of people on twitter saying the same thing Some morons, not understanding how caravans or asylum seekers work, literally thought that the caravan was just days away from an unguarded border where it would immediately rush into Texas and begin raping white woman/selling drugs/voting for Beto O'Rourke, and when this didn't happen in time for the midterm election, they then assumed that the caravan stopped in fear because it was afraid of Trump. Old Kentucky Shark fucked around with this message at 10:54 on Nov 5, 2018 |
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chitoryu12 posted:I'm trying to imagine how you would have over 1000 partners. Is the gay dating scene just that easy that you've had a different guy every day? I don't even think I've seen 1000 unique gay men in my life, and I've been to Parliament House. Let's say that you have been sexually active since you were 17, guess depends on country culture and not sure what would fit USA but find 17 is conservative enough. Now you're 30 years old. And if we assume you only retain one sexual partner at a time then that means somewhere around getting a new partner every 4 days... I mean if anything if you got that stamina you should probably be studied. Groogy fucked around with this message at 12:27 on Nov 5, 2018 |
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