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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Milo and POTUS posted:

At this point he has to have killed somebody. I mean in person.

We need to start cross-indexing dates of major stressors in Trumps life (first divorce, his first bankruptcy, etc.) with dates that dead hookers were found in Manhattan.

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pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

At this point he has to have killed somebody. I mean in person.

Every time someone brings up how tough Trump is, I like to repost this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xu5lz4fS-Y

His response to a Bernie supporter attempting to rush the stage was to look around, panicked, and then grab the arm of the first Secret Service agent who made it to him. Trump's not a tough guy, he's a superficial bully whose eyes would widen up with fright if anyone ever physically challenged him. He can't even fire people in person. He's the guy who hides in the corner during a bar fight, and then boasts about how he kicked someone's rear end when no one was watching.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
don't have to be brave to hunt unarmed people on a desert island in Indonesia. But yeah, he's all talk and his base is too dumb to realize it

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Saw this yesterday, I thought I had imagined it or combined two billboards in my brain. I have never been so upset to have my brain not playing tricks on me.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Every time someone brings up how tough Trump is, I like to repost this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xu5lz4fS-Y

His response to a Bernie supporter attempting to rush the stage was to look around, panicked, and then grab the arm of the first Secret Service agent who made it to him. Trump's not a tough guy, he's a superficial bully whose eyes would widen up with fright if anyone ever physically challenged him. He can't even fire people in person. He's the guy who hides in the corner during a bar fight, and then boasts about how he kicked someone's rear end when no one was watching.

Oh my god you are not loving kidding AT ALL. "I was ready for him but I let the cops do it. I totally could have kicked that guys rear end but they held me back. It's a good thing they did too, or I would have really messed him up, it would have been sad."

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


Chichevache posted:

People always forget that "a few bad apples" spoils the bunch.

This drives me INSANE whenever someone actually says it to my face to excuse an individual bad actor.

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


Vasudus posted:

It would take years for that sort of thing to be stood up. I shared the same floor as the Election Assistance Commission and they were hilariously hamstrung by congress dragging their feet on the simplest things, when they weren't at risk of being defunded to death on a regular basis.

Brennan center report on what could be done to un-gently caress larger problems with American small-d democracy:

https://www.brennancenter.org/publication/democracy-election-agenda-2018

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

Crakkerjakk posted:

Brennan center report on what could be done to un-gently caress larger problems with American small-d democracy:

https://www.brennancenter.org/publication/democracy-election-agenda-2018

Seems to to be missing the forest without mentioning the structure of the Senate or the general terribleness of a first past the post system, but there are a lot of small improvements in there that should be no-brainers if one of the parties in charge wasn't interested in small-d democracy.

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Seems to to be missing the forest without mentioning the structure of the Senate or the general terribleness of a first past the post system, but there are a lot of small improvements in there that should be no-brainers if one of the parties in charge wasn't interested in small-d democracy.

Yeah, I mean it's stuff that actual elected congresscritters might meaningfully support, not stuff that would require constitutional amendments or require major parties to cut their own throats. By definition it's gonna be half measures, but even half measures can still be effective if you pile up enough of them.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

Crakkerjakk posted:

This drives me INSANE whenever someone actually says it to my face to excuse an individual bad actor.

It's because they think the quote is from the Donny Osmond song (they're morons)

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

mods changed my name posted:

It's because they think the quote is from the Donny Osmond song (they're morons)

Misread that as Mormons for a sec

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

Syrian Lannister posted:

Misread that as Mormons for a sec

:hmmyes:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Well, someone just quit the Washington Examiner!

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1059414212328415233?s=19

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
A few weeks back I listened to 3am Christian Radio for an hour in the car after my aux cable took a dump. For funsies.

The pitch boils down to this: Trump is a tremendous piece of poo poo and GOD made him president. So surely I (also a tremendous piece of poo poo) am also an instrument of GOD.

Weird how that only applies to tremendous pieces of poo poo who funnel money away from the middle rube class. Kindred spirits, I suppose.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Victor Vermis posted:

A few weeks back I listened to 3am Christian Radio for an hour in the car after my aux cable took a dump. For funsies.

The pitch boils down to this: Trump is a tremendous piece of poo poo and GOD made him president. So surely I (also a tremendous piece of poo poo) am also an instrument of GOD.

Weird how that only applies to tremendous pieces of poo poo who funnel money away from the middle rube class. Kindred spirits, I suppose.

"Trump sucks so much that divine intervention is the only explanation" is at least intellectually honest from an Evangelical point of view, I guess.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/alexbrucesmith/status/1059199338369273856

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

:hmmyes:

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


As Nero Danced posted:

Nah, the antichrist would have solutions to the world's problems, not make them worse. It's like the only way of hope that armageddon isn't approaching (well, it is, but not like the way his supporters want it to).

Could be he's one of the locusts with a human face. A lot of revelations was a metaphor for how to deal with a tyrant, but taken literally its a very brutal, metal, apocalypse.

Edit: not sure what else work a besides global warming/ocean acidification/overfishing = wormwood

Steezo fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Nov 5, 2018

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

psydude posted:

"Trump sucks so much that divine intervention is the only explanation" is at least intellectually honest from an Evangelical point of view, I guess.

The alternative for the left behind folks is that he’s the antichrist.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Well, he's not wrong.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...m=.c6865482c79b
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. — President Trump is painting an astonishingly apocalyptic vision of America under Democratic control in the campaign’s final days, unleashing a torrent of falsehoods and portraying his political opponents as desiring crime, squalor and poverty.

As voters prepare to render their first verdict on his presidency in Tuesday’s midterm elections, Trump is claiming that Democrats want to erase the nation’s borders and provide sanctuary to drug dealers, human traffickers and MS-13 killers. He is warning that they would destroy the economy, obliterate Medicare and unleash a wave of violent crime that endangers families everywhere. And he is alleging that they would transform the United States into Venezuela with socialism run amok.

Trump has never been hemmed in by fact, fairness or even logic. The 45th president proudly refuses to apologize and routinely violates the norms of decorum that guided his predecessors. But at one mega-rally after another in the run-up to Tuesday’s midterm elections, Trump has taken his no-boundaries political ethos to a new level — demagoguing the Democrats in a whirl of distortion and using the power of the federal government to amplify his fantastical arguments.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Is anyone still buying his bullshit outside of his crazy rear end base?

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
We'll find out in about 36 hours.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I would be so happy if Cruz loses. They're saying young voting is way way up in Texas so it might be possible

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


FrozenVent posted:

Is anyone still buying his bullshit outside of his crazy rear end base?
There's a sizable portion of the country that knows he's a scam artist, but wrongfully think he's not scamming them too.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Casimir Radon posted:

There's a sizable portion of the country that knows he's a scam artist, but wrongfully think he's not scamming them too.

Ah, chuck schumer

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Vasudus posted:

We'll find out in about 36 hours.

Pretty exciting getting to find out soon if the general public wants to tell a wannabe dictator to gently caress off or we start wearing arm bands.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Hot Karl Marx posted:

I would be so happy if Cruz loses. They're saying young voting is way way up in Texas so it might be possible

Read something that both have spent a total of 93 million dollars on ads

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Casimir Radon posted:

There's a sizable portion of the country that knows he's a scam artist, but wrongfully think he's not scamming them too.

People like my parents. They didn't like trump and didn't want to vote for him but of course did and now think he's done great things for the country

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
If you were planning on not drinking today don't watch last night's LWT

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

People like my parents. They didn't like trump and didn't want to vote for him but of course did and now think he's done great things for the country

Lowest black unemployment ever!

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Milo and POTUS posted:

If you were planning on not drinking today don't watch last night's LWT

Maybe I should plan on starting to not drink this week.

But also have a proverb that’s applicable to voting and to surviving politics in 2018:

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I have beer for tomorrow, breaking my self-imposed 'no drinking on a school night' rule.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Hot Karl Marx posted:

I would be so happy if Cruz loses. They're saying young voting is way way up in Texas so it might be possible

Beto's only path to victory relies on massive turnout from previous non-voters and so far that's happening

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
Good luck with your insane political situation that the rest of the world eagerly takes cues from, America.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
More on the Georgia voting security issue:

https://politics.myajc.com/blog/pol...IoElyu3D8_R_0b0

Dem volunteer finds voter registration security flaw, informs management and FBI, FBI informs Kemp, Kemp announces a witch hunt.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

My boss gave me Wednesday off because I joked I probably wouldn't be in any position to come in after drinking through the night to either celebrate or drown the tears, but I decided to probably just come in anyway because drinking might not be the best idea.

Seconding that yesterday's LWT was loving rough. Even John Oliver was visibly shaking. I'm still not over Trump calling a swastika-waving, torchbearing crowd "very fine people", and I genuinely thought not much would come close to it, but the whole child internment, coupled with the fact that they're pretending equal measures of being forced to do it, and that Democrats were actually responsible for it...

Yeah, I think that may take the cake.

If it actually ends up being a blue wave, I might still break out the booze and call in drunk, but as it is, I think it might be a dry Wednesday.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Duzzy Funlop posted:

My boss gave me Wednesday off because I joked I probably wouldn't be in any position to come in after drinking through the night to either celebrate or drown the tears, but I decided to probably just come in anyway because drinking might not be the best idea.

Seconding that yesterday's LWT was loving rough. Even John Oliver was visibly shaking. I'm still not over Trump calling a swastika-waving, torchbearing crowd "very fine people", and I genuinely thought not much would come close to it, but the whole child internment, coupled with the fact that they're pretending equal measures of being forced to do it, and that Democrats were actually responsible for it...

Yeah, I think that may take the cake.

If it actually ends up being a blue wave, I might still break out the booze and call in drunk, but as it is, I think it might be a dry Wednesday.

I won't be drinking, but I may need to game to keep the anxiety away.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

If Dems retake the house, I'll have a victory beer. If Dems retake the Senate, I'm breaking out the good scotch.

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Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

psydude posted:

If Dems retake the house, I'll have a victory beer. If Dems retake the Senate, I'm breaking out the good scotch.

What if voter suppression does its thing and the GOP manages to somehow hold on the House?

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