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I love these. Every single one could be turned into a renaissance painting.
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"What should we through at these fascists? Let's see, we've got, OJ, soda, purple stuff..."
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Nov 5, 2018 08:52
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Zipperelli. posted:I love these. Every single one could be turned into a renaissance painting.  
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Knormal posted:"What should we through at these fascists? Let's see, we've got, OJ, soda, purple stuff..." 
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Nov 5, 2018 09:57
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Memento posted:Timing is everything Hey bird. Bad news: You're dead. Good news: You're going to Valhalla.
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Memento posted:Timing is everything Dick Dastardly frantically writing down new plans for catching the pigeon.
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Nov 5, 2018 12:26
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They did always say Randy Johnson had a cannon for an arm
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Nov 5, 2018 12:47
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New game demonstration area at blizzcon.
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Nov 5, 2018 13:46
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Lmfao seriously like, Blizzard shat the bed on this one, what were they thinking and what the hell do they do for years and years
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Nov 5, 2018 13:54
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EA did the same thing not even a year ago with CnC Rivals, the abysmal mobile-only "Command and Conquer" game, and got shat on during the announcements as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMZrd84803g. Why Blizzard thought they'd get away with doing the exact same thing with a household PC name is beyond me
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Nov 5, 2018 13:56
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Fishstick posted:Why Blizzard thought they'd get away with doing the exact same thing with a household PC name is beyond me
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Nov 5, 2018 14:04
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Raygereio posted:They wanted a piece of the Chinese mobile gaming pie. Only China is moving to restricting the mobile game market, so good luck getting in there Blizzard. Like, it's fine that they wanted to make a Diablo mobile game. The problem is they told everyone "hey we're making a new Diablo game" without mentioning that crucial detail. It's like telling everyone there's free cake, and it turns out it's fruitcake.
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Nov 5, 2018 14:17
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Alien Arcana posted:It's like telling everyone there's free cake, and it turns out it's fruitcake. What's wrong with that? Fruitcake is delicious.
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Nov 5, 2018 14:25
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EightDeer posted:What's wrong with that? Fruitcake is delicious. Who....who did this to you?
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Nov 5, 2018 14:30
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EightDeer posted:What's wrong with that? Fruitcake is delicious. Thinly sliced fruitcake, especially toasted and topped with butter, is indeed good. Collin St. Bakery fruitcake rules. https://www.collinstreet.com/online_bakery/all_deluxe_fruitcakes
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Nov 5, 2018 14:35
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I just adore the fact that there's a GIGANTIC FLASHING SIGN there now that says "YOU ARE TOO TALL YOU WILL gently caress YOUR poo poo" and there are still people going "meh, this'll fit." I think the problem is it says “OVERHEIGHT MUST TURN”. It’s meant to be a command, but I think people are reading it as “If you are overheight, you must turn” and not knowing their height. Maybe change it to “YOU ARE TOO TALL. TURN!”
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Nov 5, 2018 14:36
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Solice Kirsk posted:Who....who did this to you? It’s good if you don’t think of it as cake. Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Thinly sliced fruitcake, especially toasted and topped with butter, is indeed good. Collin St. Bakery fruitcake rules. Like this.
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Nov 5, 2018 14:36
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Whooping Crabs posted:11'8" bridge claims another victim. Amazing audio. I'm a little late but why don't they raise the road or lower the bridge?
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Nov 5, 2018 14:38
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Alien Arcana posted:It's like telling everyone there's free cake, and it turns out it's fruitcake. hanales posted:It’s good if you don’t think of it as cake. There's a logical flaw in your plan.
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Nov 5, 2018 14:40
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CommonShore posted:I'm a little late but why don't they raise the road or lower the bridge? Oh gently caress.
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Nov 5, 2018 14:41
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CommonShore posted:I'm a little late but why don't they raise the road or lower the bridge? It was built quite a long while ago and the bridge is a train bridge through a city. That would be madly expensive and inconvenient to fix so they don't. I think it would also be an engineering nightmare to lower the road given how many buildings are just kind of right against the thing. It's an old area so the cost would just be plain too expensive and it would involve shutting down important transportation lines. Apparently the bridge usually claims one victim a month at most as most people are not colossally stupid. I guess that road has signs a few blocks up warning you that it's coming so only the most oblivious try to get through. I think another thing is that the bridge never kills anybody it just occasionally wrecks a trailer so it just isn't a high priority. ToxicSlurpee has a new favorite as of 15:19 on Nov 5, 2018 |
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Nov 5, 2018 14:43
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Above the bridge is an orphanage full of puppies and they can't raise it without destroying the orphanage and the puppies. Under the bridge is where they draw some blood, and they can't lower it or they could not get enough.
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Nov 5, 2018 14:44
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jesus christ, read the post
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The 11'8" bridge is the trolley problem, except they told you in advance not to use a trolley on those tracks.
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Nov 5, 2018 14:49
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orange sky posted:Lmfao seriously like, Blizzard shat the bed on this one, what were they thinking and what the hell do they do for years and years The gameplay video doesn't look terrible to me  Although I feel like Diablo 2 is the best video game ever made and everything else in the Diablo franchise is just pale in comparison.
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Nov 5, 2018 15:04
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I really like DIablo 3, but wish they would get away from mandatory set piece builds.
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Nov 5, 2018 15:06
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Saint Freak posted:
I’m really mad at you.
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Nov 5, 2018 15:09
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Standard Measure posted:jesus christ, read the post Reading is unAmerican.
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Nov 5, 2018 15:19
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ToxicSlurpee posted:It was built quite a long while ago and the bridge is a train bridge through a city. That would be madly expensive and inconvenient to fix so they don't. I think it would also be an engineering nightmare to lower the road given how many buildings are just kind of right against the thing. It's an old area so the cost would just be plain too expensive and it would involve shutting down important transportation lines. Apparently the bridge usually claims one victim a month at most as most people are not colossally stupid. I guess that road has signs a few blocks up warning you that it's coming so only the most oblivious try to get through. There's also another route around like half a mile away. There's basically no reason anyone should have to take that route.
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Nov 5, 2018 15:32
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chitoryu12 posted:I think the problem is it says “OVERHEIGHT MUST TURN”. It’s meant to be a command, but I think people are reading it as “If you are overheight, you must turn” and not knowing their height. This is part of it, also people don't read signs anyway and/or think they don't apply to them. It's worded incredibly stupidly for something designed very carefully and specifically to solve this exact one-off problem, but even so the sign could say YOU, YES YOU IN THE YELLOW PENSKE VAN, WITH THE MOUSTACHE AND BLUE HAT, YOUR VEHICLE IS TOO TALL AND WILL CRASH IN 5... 4.... 3.... and they would still barrel right through because they are on a moving day and probably thinking about lots of stressful things like the breakup they're in the middle of, anything but processing information being fed to them by a sign.
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Nov 5, 2018 15:53
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Alien Arcana posted:Like, it's fine that they wanted to make a Diablo mobile game. The problem is they told everyone "hey we're making a new Diablo game" without mentioning that crucial detail. They pretty clearly stated that they won't be announcing Diablo 4 at Blizzcon so everyone who expected that is a loving idiot. They said they were working on "Diablo related projects" so best case scenario was a new addon for D3 or a Diablo 1 or 2 remaster. Not trying to defend their decision to make a mobile game but they pretty much told everyone to calm down before announcing anything. But the moment they said anything about Diablo the internet just went rabid...you know as it does and as they should have been expecting.
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The real schadenfreude is how entitled Blizzard fans are. It's like those videos of rich kids shrieking they got the wrong car for their 16th bday.
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Nov 5, 2018 16:23
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Shai-Hulud posted:They pretty clearly stated that they won't be announcing Diablo 4 at Blizzcon so everyone who expected that is a loving idiot. Also, let's remember, these are "gamers" we're talking about so the proper schadenfreude is to be happy they're upset. Edit: StrangersInTheNight posted:The real schadenfreude is how entitled Blizzard fans are. God drat it.
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Shai-Hulud posted:They pretty clearly stated that they won't be announcing Diablo 4 at Blizzcon so everyone who expected that is a loving idiot. The schadenfreude is both on fans who talked themselves into it being a stealth Diablo 4 announcement (or similar), and also on Blizzard for getting up on stage and doing a big reveal for a palette swap licensed mobile game. That anyone at Blizzard thought that would be anything other than a gigantic wet fart is downright hilarious.
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https://twitter.com/alexbrucesmith/...tWpBoolpAVog534
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Possibly a repost but it's worth it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=46&v=WgmyxD_RPDY I can't embed it for some reason (it's just a prank video). Jippa has a new favorite as of 16:33 on Nov 5, 2018 |
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Nov 5, 2018 16:30
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Actually the schad is on nerds in general because they love to pay hundreds of dollars to be shown trailers.
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Nov 5, 2018 16:32
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There's a lot of schad to go around with this incident, no need to be picky
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It's on us for living in this hellish timeline. As Trump Spreads A Fog Of Falsehoods, His Fans Believe Them And Make Excuses For Him quote:...awaiting Trump’s rally at Pensacola airport, Gene Ponder, a high school government and politics teacher in Daphne, Alabama, wound up arguing that there was no real difference between having built a wall and falsely claiming to have built one.
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