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Sereri posted:Actually, I already have exclusive footage: quote:Mit dem Verzicht von Angela Merkel auf den CDU-Vorsitz sieht sich die AfD ihrem Ziel nähergekommen, Regierungsverantwortung zu übernehmen. Parteichef Alexander Gauland räumt zwar die Gefahr ein, dass ihre potenziellen Nachfolger, Jens Spahn und Friedrich Merz, der AfD durch einen Rechtsschwenk Wähler abjagen könnten. „Auf der anderen Seite ist mit den Positionen, die Merz auf der einen Seite und Spahn auf der anderen Seite vertritt, langfristig auch einmal eine Zusammenarbeit mit der AfD möglich“, sagte Gauland der Nachrichtenagentur Reuters. Aus seiner Sicht könnte die CDU mit einem Vorsitzenden Spahn oder Merz „wieder in eine Richtung rücken, bei der wir stehen“. https://www.welt.de/politik/deutsch...t-moeglich.html
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Habe gerade gesehen, dass ich meine Internetverbindung auf 1 Gigabit/s upgraden kann. Und das in Deutschland.  Endlich ultraschnelles posten!
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Perestroika posted:Never forget: 
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Can't stop lolling about what a massive idiot Maaßen is, send helpHonj Steak posted:Habe gerade gesehen, dass ich meine Internetverbindung auf 1 Gigabit/s upgraden kann. Und das in Deutschland. Finally the ultimate in shitposting technology 
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Honj Steak posted:Habe gerade gesehen, dass ich meine Internetverbindung auf 1 Gigabit/s upgraden kann. Und das in Deutschland. there is always a Kleingedrucktes, don't give in to the hype
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https://www.sueddeutsche.de/politik/maassen-rede-wortlaut-1.4197439Maaßen posted:Ich habe bereits viel an deutscher Medienmanipulation und russischer Desinformation erlebt. Dass aber Politiker und Medien "Hetzjagden" frei erfinden oder zumindest ungeprüft diese Falschinformation verbreiten, war für mich eine neue Qualität von Falschberichterstattung in Deutschland. IRL unironic "dezinformatsiya". Welcome to the resistance, Hans-Georg
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Der Typ...quote:Da ich in Deutschland als Kritiker einer idealistischen, naiven und linken Ausländer- und Sicherheitspolitik bekannt bin, war dies für meine politischen Gegner und für einige Medien auch ein Anlass, um mich aus meinem Amt zu drängen. 
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Die ganze Rede von diesem Typen ist unfassbar lustig, aber das Gerede von der linksradikalen SPD ist mit Abstand das Beste imo. Herr Maaßen soll doch einmal die Kontaktdaten der gemeinten Personen rausrücken, vielleicht wird's dann auch mit der alten Tante wieder was.
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The dude was literally faced with video evidence that directly refuted him and still goes "nuuuh". This sort of Realitätsverweigerung is usually only found in our friends in the US.
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Smirr posted:btw Barbarossaplatz, eh? Living in a place named after a guy who drowned in a city vulnerable to flooding? What could go wrong?
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Smirr posted:btw In extremely Jens Spahn voice: "Clearly, the great issue that concerns our citizens is law and order." Perestroika fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Nov 5, 2018 |
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Smirr posted:btw Zum Thema Miete in Deutschland : https://www.zdf.de/comedy/die-anstalt/die-anstalt-vom-23-oktober-2018-100.html
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And the golden parachute has finally gone up in flames:quote:Der Bundesinnenminister Horst Seehofer schickt Verfassungsschutzpräsident Hans-Georg Maaßen mit sofortiger Wirkung in den einstweiligen Ruhestand. Entscheidender Anlass sei eine Rede Maaßens, die "inakzeptable Formulierungen" enthalte, sagte der CSU-Vorsitzende. Vor diesem Hintergrund sei eine vertrauensvolle Zusammenarbeit nicht mehr möglich. 
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System Metternich posted:das Gerede von der linksradikalen SPD SPD is still left of the Führer (a well-known commie collaboratior) so I don’t get what’s supposedly wrong about that statement???
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Perestroika posted:And the golden parachute has finally gone up in flames: Schön wärs, Ruhestand ist ja doch genau das, oder?
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Zwille posted:Schön wärs, Ruhestand ist ja doch genau das, oder? 
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Bento präsentiert "junge" CDU-Mitglieder https://www.bento.de/politik/cdu-ju...d91aff#refsponi
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Randler posted:Bento präsentiert "junge" CDU-Mitglieder 
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Zwille posted:Schön wärs, Ruhestand ist ja doch genau das, oder? Mehr Zeit um an einem Buch für den Kopp-Verlag zu arbeiten und in Sporthallen in Ostdeutschland zu sprechen.
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Nov 5, 2018 18:17
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Smirr posted:btw Cool find, you should really get that. Also, just ask if you need someone to look over your lebenslauf, bürgschaften, charakterzeugnis, motivationsschreiben etc. Also also you should apply for the Führungszeugnis right now cause it can take 3 month to even get an appointment at the amt. Good louck!
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:Cool find, you should really get that. Last Monday, I booked a Tuesday appointment at the Bürgeramt Hellersdorf lmao, and got my Führungszeugnis on Saturday  That was for the job though, if a Wohnungsheini expects a Führungszeugnis, I have it right here *points at crotch; becomes homeless*
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Smirr posted:Last Monday, I booked a Tuesday appointment at the Bürgeramt Hellersdorf lmao, and got my Führungszeugnis on Saturday lmao at needing a Führungszeugnis for a job.
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Randler posted:lmao at needing a Führungszeugnis for a job. I once needed it for a Ferienjob that included Kinderbetreuung 
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Randler posted:lmao at needing a Führungszeugnis for a job. Universities do that, in my experience. Well, not in Berlin, but... Berlin. In Hessen I had to also swear an oath of fealty to their dumbass constitution, i.e. to the death penalty
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In before(?) "lmao at working in academia". Believe me, I know..
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Smirr posted:In before(?) "lmao at working in academia". Believe me, I know.. Fine.  lmao at voluntarily moving to Cologne.
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Randler posted:Fine. Hey, if the apartment hunt continues like it started, I might yet move to Hürth. lmao
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On a more serious note: I see you are using immobilienscout24 and I just wanted to mention that I have had better experience with eBay kleinanzeigen. So maybe check that out too. On immoscout24 you can't see how long an anzeige has been gammling around and usually it's a waste of time to apply after it's more than 12h old. Also, immobilienscout is full of psychotic creepy rentnerehepaare that want you to sign pledges that you won't wear hochhakige schuhe, want to talk to you boss at work or want to go to dinner to better kennenlern you. eBay kleinanzeigen are pretty chill in comparison and you get replies pretty fast. Also, try immowelt. They are much smaller than scout but some baugesellschaften, makler and genossenschaften have exclusive deals with them so you see flats there that show up nowhere else and you have less competition. Overall, the best poo poo I found has been in ebay kleinanzeigen. Also, all the people under 40 are there cause it doesn't cost anything unlike scout and if you are looking for a studie wg or untermiet or whatever, it's mostly there.
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:On a more serious note: I see you are using immobilienscout24 and I just wanted to mention that I have had better experience with eBay kleinanzeigen. So maybe check that out too. On immoscout24 you can't see how long an anzeige has been gammling around and usually it's a waste of time to apply after it's more than 12h old. Also, immobilienscout is full of psychotic creepy rentnerehepaare that want you to sign pledges that you won't wear hochhakige schuhe, want to talk to you boss at work or want to go to dinner to better kennenlern you. eBay kleinanzeigen are pretty chill in comparison and you get replies pretty fast. Also, try immowelt. They are much smaller than scout but some baugesellschaften, makler and genossenschaften have exclusive deals with them so you see flats there that show up nowhere else and you have less competition. Overall, the best poo poo I found has been in ebay kleinanzeigen. Also, all the people under 40 are there cause it doesn't cost anything unlike scout and if you are looking for a studie wg or untermiet or whatever, it's mostly there. Thanks, I had the general impression that I was gimping myself but didn't really know where else to look because I'm an idiot. I'll check out the other places too
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I'm moving out on Wednesday and my landlord has put the apartment up only on kleinanzeigen, and the apartment is good but he is not, so caveat... tenor? I heard from the former neighbors who moved out a year ago that he never paid their deposit back so there's something to look forward to.
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Smirr posted:In Hessen I had to also swear an oath of fealty to their dumbass constitution, i.e. to the death penalty Oh, that reminds me: They actually managed to throw that out, with 83.2% of the votes no less. Finally I can smuggle Weißwürste into Hessen without the fear of the Scharfrichter drowning me in Ebbelwoi 
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My Lovely Horse posted:I heard from the former neighbors who moved out a year ago that he never paid their deposit back so there's something to look forward to. Das kann im Einzelfall zulässig sein.
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System Metternich posted:Oh, that reminds me: They actually managed to throw that out, with 83.2% of the votes no less. Finally I can smuggle Weißwürste into Hessen without the fear of the Scharfrichter drowning me in Ebbelwoi Nice, I was wondering about the results, but not enough to actually check 
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Smirr posted:Universities do that, in my experience. Well, not in Berlin, but... Berlin. In Hessen I had to also swear an oath of fealty to their dumbass constitution, i.e. to the death penalty Reminds me of good old IBM forcing their people to sing a company anthem each morning The only oath of fealty I ever did was swearing to protect Democracy and shoot all fascists into their stupid, stupid heads with my G36.
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Randler posted:Das kann im Einzelfall zulässig sein.
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Hey, is that the next model in the zu Guttenberg line? I guess they decided to remove the Doktortitel instead of trying to fix the faulty implementation from last time.
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