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I remember that robocar decision thing I always told it to avoid animals and run down jaywalkers. I do not want to die because some shithead walked out into the street. if I redid it today I would tell it to aggressively run people down because gently caress it. still avoid animals of course.
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Nov 5, 2018 19:38
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why are fat people better to hit than skinny people
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Nov 5, 2018 19:44
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is there a way to program a self driving car to run over executives even if the collision is avoidable
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Nov 5, 2018 19:45
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Shear Modulus posted:why are fat people better to hit than skinny people more mass to act as a brake and stop car sooner before it might run over a dog
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Nov 5, 2018 19:48
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Shear Modulus posted:why are fat people better to hit than skinny people ya thats not going to last long one the auto insurance/repair industry gets their claws into it. but then they'll have to fight with the desires of the medical insurance industry who lobbied for the 'fatties get hit first' law
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Nov 5, 2018 19:50
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bring back old gbs posted:ya thats not going to last long one the auto insurance/repair industry gets their claws into it. 
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Nov 5, 2018 19:51
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good lord https://twitter.com/jimmyjazz1968/status/1059499041044684800?s=21
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Nov 5, 2018 19:52
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Shear Modulus posted:why are fat people better to hit than skinny people push the fat man
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Nov 5, 2018 20:23
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luckily as an isolated piece of poo poo I'm immune to this sort of data gathering 
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Nov 5, 2018 20:25
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Jun 13, 2018 "This week, Domino's announced that it has started paying construction crews to fill potholes in towns across the US. The goal, according to the food-delivery giant, is to protect its pizzas. Experts say the initiative is part of a wider trend of companies taking over the upkeep of civic services traditionally funded by government. "
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Nov 5, 2018 20:49
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who are these experts
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Nov 5, 2018 20:53
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Shear Modulus posted:who are these experts the Cato institute
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Nov 5, 2018 21:02
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it chooses fat people because whenever someone uses a recaptcha they mistake skinny people for lamp posts
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Nov 5, 2018 21:03
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Kill: executives, fat people, self driving car passenger, in that order Spare: dogs, cats, children
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Nov 5, 2018 21:13
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It is important that it always runs directly into a wall at the first opportunity, though
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Nov 5, 2018 21:13
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Guess I should get some scrubs and a lab coat so I don't get murdered by an autonomous car
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Nov 5, 2018 21:17
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https://twitter.com/AnnaZ/status/1059483335473405953 loving hell https://twitter.com/ajwimsatt/status/1059525982602870785
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Nov 5, 2018 21:21
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Socks4Hands posted:https://twitter.com/AnnaZ/status/1059483335473405953 Research shows time and again that these kind of creepy vague-threat-like statements are in fact far more effective at getting people to vote than pretty much anything else anyone tries. Likewise those ads that look like bills or legal notices always perform better than the glossy pamphlets. People know you can throw away a pamphlet, but they have to actually open and check the EMERGENCY NOTICE to see it says "Ted Cruz might lose!!!" on the inside.
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Nov 5, 2018 21:26
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black mirror irl lookin good
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Nov 5, 2018 21:54
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seems like maybe there oughta be a law
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Nov 5, 2018 21:58
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Nov 5, 2018 22:00
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Socks4Hands posted:https://twitter.com/AnnaZ/status/1059483335473405953 The only new part of this is it’s a text. I used to get these mailers all the time. Even said who voted and how many times in recent elections. Trying to shame people into voting with peer pressure works.
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Nov 5, 2018 22:26
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It's creepy, but not particularly more creepy than the other ways that Facebook has a metric ton of personal data on its users that it wheels and deals around. I kinda like the idea of promoting people to make friends with the people they commute with everyday and spend hours with, but you shouldn't need a tech company tracking your every movement to get to know people is awful.
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Nov 5, 2018 23:12
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I still have a fb account that I haven’t posted on in probably years now when I check on it once or twice a year the list of suggested friends is filled with utter randos that I’ve never heard of or seen so I’m confident I’ve starved their algorithm that populates my personal dossier to death at this point
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Nov 5, 2018 23:21
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those random people are actually the fbi investigators that have been tailing you for the last 16 months because you flew too close to the sun and discovered the truth
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Nov 5, 2018 23:58
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Rhesus Pieces posted:I still have a fb account that I haven’t posted on in probably years now bereft of meaningful variance ur account is utterly exposed and prone to leveraging by even the slightest move u make tread carefully
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Nov 6, 2018 00:19
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ted hitler posted:Jun 13, 2018 as part of the deal, they get to place permanent advertisements on or near the place they paid to fix
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Nov 6, 2018 00:52
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 one step closer to demolition man future
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Nov 6, 2018 01:18
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DiscountDildos posted:https://twitter.com/wef/status/1058675216027660288?s=19 *loads up galaxy-brain.apk* Invest.... In..... Adult-Sized....Onesy & Adult-Sized Stroller Startups
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Nov 6, 2018 02:01
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https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1059619527556771840quote:“I am doing everything I can,” Governor Cuomo told reporters when asked Monday about the state’s efforts to lure the company. “We have a great incentive package,” he said. lets just rename nyc Amazon City while we're loving at it
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Nov 6, 2018 03:55
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Crusader posted:https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1059619527556771840 well it is the urban jungle so why not
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Nov 6, 2018 04:02
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So Amazon either sets up in the largest city in the US or a stone's throw from the seat of the federal government I'm sure they would never use their economic power to influence policy 
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Nov 6, 2018 05:10
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Crusader posted:https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1059619527556771840 so... a second and third hq?
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Nov 6, 2018 05:39
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I know that every city government wants to give Amazon a million perks because they think getting the company to come there would boost their economy (and probably it'll wind up like all those cities that pay through the nose for the olympics or the world cup and never see a dime), but why on Earth is the biggest city on the planet groveling for a big company? If anywhere can afford to play hardball with a big tech company, it's NYC.
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Nov 6, 2018 05:46
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Tokyo is grovelling for Amazon? Huge, if true.
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Nov 6, 2018 05:48
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you don't want amazon in your town.
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Nov 6, 2018 05:54
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:you don't want amazon in your town. \ 
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Nov 6, 2018 05:59
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:you don't want amazon in your town. The Sun never sets on Amazon because God doesn’t trust Amazon in the dark.
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Nov 6, 2018 06:02
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SlothfulCobra posted:I know that every city government wants to give Amazon a million perks because they think getting the company to come there would boost their economy (and probably it'll wind up like all those cities that pay through the nose for the olympics or the world cup and never see a dime), but why on Earth is the biggest city on the planet groveling for a big company? the politicians want kickbacks. thats all
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Nov 6, 2018 06:16
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Am I the only one that finds it a little creepy for google to put this like an order?
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