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Fat bottomed cats, you make the rockin' world go 'round
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Solice Kirsk posted:Pffft, that's nothing. One time my buddy's dog chased a mean looking squirrel away from his porch.
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Nov 6, 2018 01:43
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DrPossum posted:dogs are blessed horses are cursed and are space monsters Blessed space monsters. 
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Nov 6, 2018 01:52
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Horses are really great except that they're dumb as all hell, die because they rolled an ankle, are extremely expensive, and are typically only owned by either a) the shittiest rednecks b) the most bourgeois motherfuckers. Oh did I say horses are great? Actually they loving suck.
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Nov 6, 2018 01:52
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Horses were awesome when they served an indispensable function in society. Now they're just a more expensive, less fun, slower go kart that when it breaks down you have to disassemble it with a chainsaw and send it to a rendering plant.
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Nov 6, 2018 03:07
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Solice Kirsk posted:Horses were awesome when they served an indispensable function in society. Now they're just a more expensive, less fun, slower go kart that when it breaks down you have to disassemble it with a chainsaw and send it to a rendering plant.  Looks like you didn't get the news that society is actually bad.
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Nov 6, 2018 03:12
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DrPossum posted:
Look at this dude criticising society as though he doesn't live in society himself. The loving hypocrit. Horses are the worst. They're big and dumb and dangerous and fragile and expensive and smelly and inefficient. Donkeys OTOH are cool chill smart and all round superior animals that fill a very similar niche.
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Nov 6, 2018 03:18
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how many hours have the horse haters spent around them?
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Nov 6, 2018 03:21
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Humanity: *for 5,000 years uses horses for everything including transportation, hunting, warfare, sport, and Mike Pence jokes* Goons: lol horses are dumb
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Nov 6, 2018 03:24
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Trabant posted:Humanity: *for 5,000 years uses horses for everything including transportation, hunting, warfare, sport, and Mike Pence jokes* Agreed, if we didn't have horses we wouldn't have this sick, sad human civilization And now for our regularly scheduled blessing: LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?
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Nov 6, 2018 03:31
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Julius CSAR posted:Horses are really great except that they're dumb as all hell, die because they rolled an ankle, are extremely expensive, and are typically only owned by either a) the shittiest rednecks b) the most bourgeois motherfuckers. When I was a teen, my dumb, redneck stepdad thought it would be great to buy a couple of horses. My only memory of those animals was when they were hurting themselves. One of them ran though a barbed wire fence at 2 am on a Monday, and we had to call a vet out to sedate, stitch and vet wrap the horse's leg. two hours and 350 dollars later and I could finally get some sleep. The other one was a suicidal Arab horse, and if you tried to load it into a horse trailer it would respond by trying to kill you and then itself.
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Nov 6, 2018 03:37
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Former DILF posted:how many hours have the horse haters spent around them? Lived half a year on a horse farm, paid rent through chores and helping out. I don't post a bunch about horses being bad but I came away from the experience feeling very  about people who choose to own and breed horses. The animals themselves are kinda dumb and flighty but that's part of why we used them for so long I guess
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Nov 6, 2018 03:45
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Lived half a year on a horse farm, paid rent through chores and helping out. I don't post a bunch about horses being bad but I came away from the experience feeling very They're like big, dumb tractors that run on hay and self harm.
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Nov 6, 2018 03:46
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I've ridden horses just a couple of times. One time it started bucking for no reason whatsoever and kicking the horse behind me in the face. I just held on for dear life a rode it out. Another time I saw a horse just take off to a sprint and watched my friend's little brother slowly fall down the side and onto the ground. And another time I had to drive to Arizona to pick up my broken to pieces mom because she had orders to not fly due to a horse rearing up and falling on her. Again, for no visible reason. I like horses when they're not insanely stupid but that seems to be rare. Majestic creatures. 
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Nov 6, 2018 04:12
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Horses are horrendous.
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Nov 6, 2018 04:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOKej7Cb5_c
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Nov 6, 2018 05:35
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Rad-daddio posted:They're like big, dumb tractors that run on hay and self harm. Lmbo Solice Kirsk posted:Horses were awesome when they served an indispensable function in society. Now they're just a more expensive, less fun, slower go kart that when it breaks down you have to disassemble it with a chainsaw and send it to a rendering plant. Good news, the rendering plant will actually take care of the disassembly for you!
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Nov 6, 2018 05:44
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#More Blessed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUeJgnN3qF4
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Nov 6, 2018 07:24
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Screaming Idiot posted:Agreed, if we didn't have horses we wouldn't have this sick, sad human civilization you know, I feel like this scythe would be impractical to use for harvest purposes.
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Nov 6, 2018 08:50
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McGavin posted:#More Blessed lmao
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Nov 6, 2018 09:16
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Pokey is the only good horse, and even then he is a whiny idiot.
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Nov 6, 2018 10:17
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Julius CSAR posted:Horses are really great except that they're dumb as all hell, die because they rolled an ankle, are extremely expensive, and are typically only owned by either a) the shittiest rednecks b) the most bourgeois motherfuckers. Headline yesterday in "The largest news media in Finland":  "That's where the satan went, cart and all"
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Nov 6, 2018 11:38
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eat more horse
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Nov 6, 2018 13:51
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imagine going back in time - you leave your apartment and step in a big pile of horse poo poo, because horses are everywhere. then you have to avoid getting run over by a horse while trying to find a horse to ride on. then you go to the bar and get blackout drunk and get on your horse and the next thing you know you've won the preakness. it's scary stuff.
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Nov 6, 2018 14:15
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That boot has straps that you can pull yourself up by.
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Nov 6, 2018 14:31
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Jerry Cotton posted:Headline yesterday in "The largest news media in Finland":  ARTAAAAAAAX!!!
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Nov 6, 2018 15:08
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Riatsala posted:
They got him out, by the way.
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Nov 6, 2018 15:11
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SniperWoreConverse posted:you know, I feel like this scythe would be impractical to use for harvest purposes. They actually touch on that in the book, but Death is really good with it.
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Nov 6, 2018 15:55
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https://twitter.com/mofmofclub/status/1059598890054299648
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Nov 6, 2018 16:08
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bears are just enormous, v dangerous dogs I guess
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Nov 6, 2018 16:11
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Horses are amazing creatures. So fragile yet so strong. They're cute, have weird personality traits such as trying to kill themselves. Wild horses are way better than the horses that are owned by rich fucks. Blessed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iC1aJqc7GM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkwF8T5czu8 e:links The Real Amethyst fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Nov 6, 2018 |
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Nov 6, 2018 16:17
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Such majestic creatures https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkH5P2evbFk
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Nov 6, 2018 16:22
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horse fights own
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Nov 6, 2018 16:26
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jemand posted:Blessed space monsters. Icelandic ponies are basically ATVs with fuzz on them edit: ENGAGE 4WD LOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7rWeWymJDw Ornamental Dingbat fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Nov 6, 2018 |
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Nov 6, 2018 16:42
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Icelandic ponies are basically ATVs with fuzz on them It's called Tölt and it's the smoothest ride you'll ever get on a horse. Iceland!
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Nov 6, 2018 17:13
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Blue Train posted:horse fights own you gotta laugh! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zireygLSsw8
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Nov 6, 2018 17:32
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Fancy_Breakfast posted:Horses are amazing creatures. So fragile yet so strong. They're cute, have weird personality traits such as trying to kill themselves. I work in the horse racing industry, and this is pretty accurate. 90% of race horse owners are small-time one-horse owners who grew up on a farm or ranch and really give a poo poo about the animal. The other 10% are rich guys who never see the horse except on race day, and since they’re the ones who win the biggest races, that’s who you see on TV on Kentucky Derby day. I was at the Breeders’ Cup this past weekend, and the drunk gently caress who started riding one of the horses around is probably a better horseman than that 10%. Horses are really, really awesome when you work closely with them and develop a bond. Once they accept you as a competent being, they accept you as one of their own and show legitimate emotion toward you.
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Nov 6, 2018 17:55
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Lincoln posted:I work in the horse racing industry, and this is pretty accurate. 90% of race horse owners are small-time one-horse owners who grew up on a farm or ranch and really give a poo poo about the animal. The other 10% are rich guys who never see the horse except on race day, and since they’re the ones who win the biggest races, that’s who you see on TV on Kentucky Derby day. Arent all the horses at lower level horse races so drugged up with performance enhancers and uppers that it would make Lance Armstrong blush?
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Oscar Wild posted:Arent all the horses at lower level horse races so drugged up with performance enhancers and uppers that it would make Lance Armstrong blush? Nah, that’s pretty rare these days. The winning horse, plus some random horses are tested after each race. Violations are punished quite severely in most states. It used to be much more common, though. If I wanted to cheat these days, I’d drug the other guy’s horse, not mine. That adds a whole new level of complexity, of course. It’s getting tougher and tougher to cheat, but it still happens. The most common drug violations are probably illicit pain-killers so you can run a horse that’s sore or partly lame.
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