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Amazing Zimmo posted:https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/1059853859282149379 he shows EK too small, and is only showing like 1/4th of the WOW world. very misleading fake news. SAD Edit: paying taxxes SoftNum fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Nov 6, 2018 |
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Scruffpuff posted:Let me know if you (or anyone here really) has a spare beta key. I'm always up for something different, even if it's bad. (Not Star Citizen.) Check your PMs
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# ? Nov 6, 2018 21:24 |
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Hav posted:Check your PMs You are a gentleman and a scholar.
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# ? Nov 6, 2018 21:24 |
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MedicineHut posted:
AA is the one where you admit that you’re powerless and have really hosed things up? So, perfect.
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# ? Nov 6, 2018 21:26 |
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Mu77ley posted:That *cathunk* sound is the magnetic grab landing pad things firing, not the sound of your ship hitting the deck. That's why it fires shortly before you're gently aligned and lowered to the deck. Yeah, it's this. You'd have to be high to not notice this. Hobold posted:Or, here me out here, Or they've just done a fantastically poo poo job at syncing the audio to the animations/events. Again. Oh, are you high right now? Edit: gently caress you thread why are you moving so fast If someone wonders what this was about, it was a discussion about Elite
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# ? Nov 6, 2018 21:33 |
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Libluini posted:
Yes, we move faster than the development.
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# ? Nov 6, 2018 21:46 |
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Amazing Zimmo posted:https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/1059853859282149379 If there's one thing the Lethalities of the world have taught me it is that your game can be literally vapor and jpegs and there are still morons out there who will hype it as long as you make your numbers bigger than the last big thing. EvilMerlin posted:Well other than the fact the other games are actually you know... out right now... did you just drop a burn on Star Citizen or is that a defense
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# ? Nov 6, 2018 21:47 |
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Sarsapariller posted:did you just drop a burn on Star Citizen or is that a defense Just mentioning Star Citizen, even obliquely, can never be anything but a burn.
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# ? Nov 6, 2018 21:49 |
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Scruffpuff posted:Just mentioning Star Citizen, even obliquely, can never be anything but a burn. True but I think he's trying to say that Citizers aren't mad because the game isn't technically "out" and is therefor immune to criticism Even though there's a playable game that's been there for years, and they aren't really making much progress year over year, and you can pay money for items in it right now and the head of the company came out on stage and said it's basically out No it's fine I'm sure all of the commandos who stomp a new mudhole into anyone who so much as looks at the game funny will turn right around and nod solemnly at the loving firestorm of criticism that it generates the day CIG drops it and shuffles off like a drunk leaving a back alley pants-turd.
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# ? Nov 6, 2018 21:54 |
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Sarsapariller posted:True but I think he's trying to say that Citizers aren't mad because the game isn't technically "out" and is therefor immune to criticism Everything they've shown is objectively hot poo poo and, unlike Rorschach tests, your intellect can pretty much be determined outright by whether or not you think Star Citizen, as it stands in 2018, is good. Or if you think Chris Roberts, in 2018, is talented. This was forgivable a few years back - now, not so much. You're talking about a man who thinks he's in an "org."
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# ? Nov 6, 2018 22:03 |
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I like to think in the future shrinks will hold up concept jpeg concepts in front of patients.
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Sarsapariller posted:did you just drop a burn on Star Citizen or is that a defense Just because I backed the game, doesn't mean I'm happy I'm still waiting for the game...
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# ? Nov 6, 2018 22:18 |
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Sarsapariller posted:
Not making much progress? WUT?
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# ? Nov 6, 2018 22:19 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:I like to think in the future shrinks will hold up concept jpeg concepts in front of patients. If they don't recognize the picture they're normal. If they laugh hysterically they're normal and given a gift certificate to the retail outlet of their choice. If they say "OMG, that's from Star Citizen, let me tell you about this incredible "IP" from a known fraud who..." it's a lifetime in lockup, I'm afraid.
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# ? Nov 6, 2018 22:26 |
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EvilMerlin posted:Not making much progress? WUT? Crusader was released in 2015. It has been 3 years. In that time they have added: * Moons * A whole lot of ships where only the pilot's station is fully implemented and nothing else is remotely done * A couple of quest givers that don't work 80% of the time * In-game trading consoles that do not work 70% of the time and an economy that is completely broken * 7-8 FPS enemies that don't work 50% of the time * Pirates you can fight except hey guess what they don't work a lot of the time * Random interception by NPC's, then they took it out again because it broke everything * Mining but only if you buy this one ship over here * A new gas station * New pipelines, so many new pipelines --- I would not call this substantial development of DLC in a released game, much less a game in full-time development with hundreds of devs working round-the-clock to pump it out, making it immune from all criticism.
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EvilMerlin posted:Not making much progress? WUT? it stinks and there's not much there and they are years and years and years behind schedule
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Scruffpuff posted:If they don't recognize the picture they're normal. If they laugh hysterically they're normal and given a gift certificate to the retail outlet of their choice. If they say "OMG, that's from Star Citizen, let me tell you about this incredible "IP" from a known fraud who..." it's a lifetime in lockup, I'm afraid. Yeah, but the deal is they hold up a blank piece of paper and make the patient pledge to see what they want.
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# ? Nov 6, 2018 22:28 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:Yeah, but the deal is they hold up a blank piece of paper and make the patient pledge to see what they want. Sounds like Chris Roberts has a future as a psychologist.
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# ? Nov 6, 2018 22:29 |
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Aqua Seafoam Shame posted:Amazing song parodies. And surely something can be done with Tubthumping. the game GLITCHED OUT i load it up again my mama heard me crying loud the game GLITCHED OUT i load it up again my mama heard my crying loud
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# ? Nov 6, 2018 22:36 |
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Scruffpuff posted:Sounds like Chris Roberts has a future as a psychologist. You know, I think this might be one nutball case where they haven't had lore on this particular profession.
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space-X-chicken posted:the game GLITCHED OUT I think we can safely keep the "pissing the night away" part.
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# ? Nov 6, 2018 22:40 |
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Hav posted:Check your PMs The June 2010 DirectX Redist dependency is always a good sign.
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# ? Nov 6, 2018 22:44 |
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is this a real game or is this just fantasy? cash in a landslide for an escape from reality. open your eyes, look up to the skies and see. i'm just a poor chris, i need your piety. because i'm easy come, easy go, always high, sometimes low. any way i get blow doesn't really matter to me.
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Scruffpuff posted:The June 2010 DirectX Redist dependency is always a good sign. Aaaand it's offline, after all that. And I was just about to join an "org" of impotent inbred manchildren and send pledge money to a lying fraud. Just goes to show you can't trust anyone these days.
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Ghostlight posted:is this a real game or is this just fantasy? cash in a landslide for an escape from reality. open your eyes, look up to the skies and see. i'm just a poor chris, i need your piety. because i'm easy come, easy go, always high, sometimes low. any way i get blow doesn't really matter to me. mama, i just billed a fan. put a jpeg in his hand. thats my swagger, now he's mad. mama, knives made of polygons... ok enough with the creativity
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space-X-chicken posted:the game GLITCHED OUT He flies a terrapin, he flies a hammerhead he flies a hurricane, he flies a Polaris He gapes the ship that remind him of Privateer, he glitches out to be the wing commander.
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# ? Nov 6, 2018 23:14 |
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Scruffpuff posted:Once there was this boy who This owns so hard. Can someone who can actually sing record a version of it? There's a karaoke version here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISOCazd8Itw
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Scruffpuff posted:Aaaand it's offline, after all that. And I was just about to join an "org" of impotent inbred manchildren and send pledge money to a lying fraud. Just goes to show you can't trust anyone these days. November 8th, 2-8pm Eastern. That’s supposed to be the last day, but i suspect that they might add more because the buzz has been ‘muted’ and they really need some word of mouth.
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Sarsapariller posted:Crusader was released in 2015. It has been 3 years. In that time they have added: That's.... a bloody good summary list, and I'm struggling to think what else they did add
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Hav posted:Knock off a week for christmas/hannukah. And another week for Chris going on holiday and throwing out all the work done in his absence as soon as he returns
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Quavers posted:That's.... a bloody good summary list, and I'm struggling to think what else they did add Bugs. Geometrically.
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tuo posted:I've programmed my computer to tell me when it's time to shitpost. Does that mean your computer just beeps continuously 24 hours/day? Sounds rather annoying, if you ask me
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Hav posted:It's...weird. Count on Bethesda to make wonky stuff. I'm pretty sure that they mostly just shoved in basic network functionality into the Fallout 4 engine, as it still has the old issue with things like the chameleon leather armor pieces giving you cloaking that makes your Pip-boy almost unreadable.
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Bofast posted:Does that mean your computer just beeps continuously 24 hours/day? Sounds rather annoying, if you ask me Our uncle, staring at an Apple II punching in codes on some weird island when SC is brought up.
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# ? Nov 7, 2018 00:49 |
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Ghostlight posted:is this a real game or is this just fantasy? cash in a landslide for an escape from reality. open your eyes, look up to the skies and see. i'm just a poor chris, i need your piety. because i'm easy come, easy go, always high, sometimes low. any way i get blow doesn't really matter to me. Croberian Rhapsody?
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# ? Nov 7, 2018 01:18 |
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Morphix posted:
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# ? Nov 7, 2018 01:49 |
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Scruffpuff posted:(Picture unrelated.) It's The Cloud Tech Of course it's related goonie, 75% Memory Savings!
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