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qkkl posted:I'd be more scared of someone who wants to kill than someone who doesn't want to share. Imagine what other things that person might want to kill for. I'd kill for a good steak and cheese right about now.
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qkkl posted:I'd be more scared of someone who wants to kill than someone who doesn't want to share. Imagine what other things that person might want to kill for. 
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Hamelekim posted:I'd kill for a good steak and cheese right about now. capitalism lowers the quality of your steak and cheese, while raising the price and lowering your wages. the most reliable way to ensure your continued access to quality steak and cheese is to destroy capitalism. kill jeff bezos
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Moridin920 posted:Should make that a class action lawsuit lol Lol if you want to live
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Shame Boy posted:It's not lost in the mists, it's right here: Oh yeah, no argument there. I meant in terms of discourse - nobody (politicians, media, general public) gives two hoots about car chassis (chasses?) but everyone gets all excited about robot car murder. The Skeleton King posted:the only moral choice a machine can make is “kill them all” 
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SniperWoreConverse posted:jesus lol stonecrest feudal as gently caress A new challenger approaches https://twitter.com/JimmyVielkind/status/1059521845433643008
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Tetracube posted:if the car must choose someone to hit, it should just pick whoever it thinks has the most chance of surviving This is like Day 1 programming, you don't say "IF (no safe paths) THEN {fuckin explode OR ram a grandma}", you say "FOR (all paths) GET {safety score (100 - grandmas)}" and pick the best score. Ideally there are no grandmas, but you pick the path that has the fewest. If multiple paths have the same score, you choose the first one calculated, doy.
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Anyone ever post this, because it's... something: https://tacticalbabygear.com/  I can't carry around things in a normal bag to take care of my child, what am I a gay?  If it doesn't have a bunch of velcro for attaching my many pepe patches and special pockets for holding extra magazines why the hell would I even bother carrying around this dumbass baby, he doesn't even know what the AR in AR-15 stands for and his trigger discipline is awful!
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Evilreaver posted:This is like Day 1 programming, you don't say "IF (no safe paths) THEN {fuckin explode OR ram a grandma}", you say "FOR (all paths) GET {safety score (100 - grandmas)}" and pick the best score. Ideally there are no grandmas, but you pick the path that has the fewest. actually this is ~machine learning~ so you just train it on some data sets then shrug if anyone asks how it decides whose grandma to run over
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Plank Walker posted:actually this is ~machine learning~ so you just train it on some data sets then shrug if anyone asks how it decides whose grandma to run over No no you train it on datasets that only include cloudless sunny California days and white people, then act shocked and puzzled when it swerves violently to avoid a cloud drifting by in the sky then runs through a crowd of minorities it thought was a highway on-ramp, duh
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Shame Boy posted:Anyone ever post this, because it's... something: when this was first advertised to me the stuff i saw didn't even have the molle webbing if i could've gotten it in something more normal like black or grey that my wife would also wear i'd actually be interested in a modular diaper bag + babybjorn system, it would make flying with a toddler significantly easier
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If that thing near his mouth is an actual microphone instead of a stealth straw from which to drink liquor, I'll be sorely disappointed.
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Shame Boy posted:Anyone ever post this, because it's... something: Diaper Fi o7
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If you haven't mounted a machine gun on your baby stroller at this point you've failed as a parent.
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i just wish i could've been able to steal valor as an infant and want to avoid making the same mistakes my parents did
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That baby has an 18 year head start on stealing valor that kid is going to be a 4 star general before the rest of us can even pretend to be colonels
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I wonder if that insane marketing document about how distinctive their logo curve is can be used as evidence against them
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Is this from the Onion? it’s impossible to know what is real these days. Public officials literally telling citizens that they have no right to live is some Judge Dredd level crazy poo poo. Didn’t Pepsi change their loving logo to that weird poo poo thy have now so they could maximize its gravitational pull?
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...are they going to sue the Netherlands next?
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superjew posted:...are they going to sue the Netherlands next? "Netherlands brought to you by Pepsi' is gonna be lit!
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The Skeleton King posted:Didn’t Pepsi change their loving logo to that weird poo poo thy have now so they could maximize its gravitational pull? It's important Sacred Geometry, ok? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmVMh-nT200
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The Skeleton King posted:Is this from the Onion? it’s impossible to know what is real these days. it's real
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Vote for me and I'll fight to maintain your right to access to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness
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Former DILF posted:Vote for me and I'll fight to maintain your right to access to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness Vote for me and I'll reach across the aisle to work with this administration and ~build compromises~ because everyone's tired of all this darn fighting. You'll have to give up the liberty and life parts but in exchange you're still allowed to pursue happiness, as long as you never achieve it.
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Shear Modulus posted:access to the pursuit of happiness 'Futile but spirited pursuit of life, liberty and happiness' sounds more realistic.
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Shear Modulus posted:access to the pursuit of happiness I remember reading this dilbert comic as a child. funny how scott adams went/revealed that he was always batshit crazy
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Vote for me and I will kill you all. I won't bother with raising taxes on the middle class and cutting healthcare. I won't waste time removing regulations and taking away benefits. I'll just kill you. I will kill you all. I will drop bombs on my own country. I will release new plagues. I will burn cities and crush the survivors beneath the weight of their dead. Vote for me. Vote for me.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Vote for me and I will kill you all. I won't bother with raising taxes on the middle class and cutting healthcare. I won't waste time removing regulations and taking away benefits. I'll just kill you. I will kill you all. I will drop bombs on my own country. I will release new plagues. I will burn cities and crush the survivors beneath the weight of their dead. Vote for me. Vote for me. You shouldn't listen to his words but what he means by those words.
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World War Mammories posted:I remember reading this dilbert comic as a child. funny how scott adams went/revealed that he was always batshit crazy That's a pretty leftist view of government and business: deprivation as a means of forcing people to work. Adams got brain worms from money
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Screaming Idiot posted:Vote for me and I will kill you all. I won't bother with raising taxes on the middle class and cutting healthcare. I won't waste time removing regulations and taking away benefits. I'll just kill you. I will kill you all. I will drop bombs on my own country. I will release new plagues. I will burn cities and crush the survivors beneath the weight of their dead. Vote for me. Vote for me. finally! a candidate that suits my needs! my need to die!
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Screaming Idiot posted:Vote for me and I will kill you all. I won't bother with raising taxes on the middle class and cutting healthcare. I won't waste time removing regulations and taking away benefits. I'll just kill you. I will kill you all. I will drop bombs on my own country. I will release new plagues. I will burn cities and crush the survivors beneath the weight of their dead. Vote for me. Vote for me. I hope Beto beats you tonight.
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