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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zipperelli. posted:

Worst TED Talk ever.

:ohdearsass:

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GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Zipperelli. posted:

Worst TED Talk ever.

It's better than the one that was basically "How to tie your shoe"

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GrandpaPants posted:

It's better than the one that was basically "How to tie your shoe"

:wtc:

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

is this one of those pillmod subculture things where you can increase your marathoning efficiency by 2% with customized lacing that fits your exact stride type

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

GrandpaPants posted:

It's better than the one that was basically "How to tie your shoe"

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAFcV7zuUDA

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Which is worse, a ted talk about how to tie your shoe or one about how to dry your hands with a paper towel?

https://www.ted.com/talks/joe_smith_how_to_use_a_paper_towel/

The General
Mar 4, 2007


bike tory posted:

Which is worse, a ted talk about how to tie your shoe or one about how to dry your hands with a paper towel?

https://www.ted.com/talks/joe_smith_how_to_use_a_paper_towel/

You laugh, but my paper towel usage is way down because of this. Especially that cheap garbage brown stuff.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

the best grilled cheese you'll ever have is the first one you have with mayo on the outside during the frying process

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FFT posted:

the best grilled cheese you'll ever have is the first one you have with mayo on the outside during the frying process

:randno:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

FFT posted:

the best grilled cheese you'll ever have is the first one you have with mayo on the outside during the frying process

I just made my son a grilled cheese, I'll try mayo next time and ruin it for him since he's too young to remember it. It will just be the default and he will never remember the best cheese sandwich

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

it's the only thing better than butter re: grilled cheese

also it can be spread immediately -- faster grilled cheese sandwiches are better grilled cheese sandwiches

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I don’t think substituting mayo for butter on a grilled cheese is bad necessarily but every time I’ve used it I’ve found the oilyness a little offputting

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Aesop Poprock posted:

I don’t think substituting mayo for butter on a grilled cheese is bad necessarily but every time I’ve used it I’ve found the oilyness a little offputting

We all find your oilyness slightly off putting, buddy.

Maybe cut back on all those grilled cheeses?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Bubblyblubber posted:

We all find your oilyness slightly off putting, buddy.

Maybe cut back on all those grilled cheeses?

It’s a natural defense against human touch like how poison dart frogs eat centipedes

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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FFT posted:

the best grilled cheese you'll ever have is the first one you have with mayo on the outside during the frying process

Absolute truth.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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FFT posted:

the best grilled cheese you'll ever have is the first one you have with mayo on the outside during the frying process

I switched to this recently and I have zero regrets.

Thanks thread


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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Mayo on grilled cheese is very localized french toast.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Anti Food Porn/Food Fads: the heat of boiling mayonnaise

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

Grand Fromage posted:

It really can be.

In an unusual exemption, Sichuan, China had the least of this sort of poo poo of anywhere I've been in Asia. They just serve you the food without telling you that you're physically incapable of eating it, or asking about chopsticks, or whatever. You want this food? Okay here it is.

A friend of mine with a severe peanut allergy visited my home of Malaysia when I wasn't there and she said she wanted to try local Malay cuisine. I just asked her if she wanted to die.

She went up to Thailand after her stay in Malaysia.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






Is..is there a giant centipede trapped in the goo?

Overminty
Mar 16, 2010

You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioVPSa9buWI

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
Putting mayo on a ribeye should be a felony.

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
If you sprinkle some shallots on it, it becomes Bearnaise and adds $20 to the menu price.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS




















Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

There is no universe, timeline or religion in which this thing wouldn’t be recognized as some sort of demon

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

I’m the WTFMEATLOAF.JPG

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




I fuckin love those cookbook photos from the 60s-70s where it's nothing but ?????? what do I eat here? Do these flavors go together? Does this dish work?

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Ah, the rejected Cream Cheese headcrab. It was more of a slow, silent killer.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I love randaconda's content and also am worried about what life comes across this many pics of true horror.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Randaconda posted:

unspeakable horrors

I'd get rid of that copy of The Innsmouth Cookbook if I were you.

:cthulhu:

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

bike tory posted:

Which is worse, a ted talk about how to tie your shoe or one about how to dry your hands with a paper towel?

https://www.ted.com/talks/joe_smith_how_to_use_a_paper_towel/

To be fair paper towel TED talk is pretty much the only practical one I ever remember

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

subpar anachronism posted:

To be fair paper towel TED talk is pretty much the only practical one I ever remember


Mmm, hospital breakfast.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grand Fromage posted:

I love randaconda's content and also am worried about what life comes across this many pics of true horror.

It hasn't been the happiest life, tbh. :smithcloud:

Arban
Aug 28, 2017
Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: The Innsmouth Cookbook

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

AlbieQuirky posted:

Mmm, hospital breakfast.

Hospital food in my experience at least isn't terrible. I mean it's far from good but at least you can eat it and not worry about getting worse.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Iron Crowned posted:

Hospital food in my experience at least isn't terrible. I mean it's far from good but at least you can eat it and not worry about getting worse.

When my dad was recovering from a heart attack the hospital that treated him gave him a cheesesteak for his first meal which seemed questionable. He said it was pretty good though

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

subpar anachronism posted:

To be fair paper towel TED talk is pretty much the only practical one I ever remember


Wow, looking back at this, it's amazing how far CGI has come-- wait, never mind

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Iron Crowned posted:

Hospital food in my experience at least isn't terrible. I mean it's far from good but at least you can eat it and not worry about getting worse.

I've only had that egg puck in a hospital.

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