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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

NotWearingPants posted:

Why do you care if they win? They aren't going to do anything anyway right?

I love it when they get to the precipice of an epiphany and then moonwalk away from that poo poo.

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vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Are you kidding? I'm having the time of my life watching retarded democrats go "OMG you're a Fox News viewer" because I poo poo on the idea of republicans being empowered.

Democrats are dumb as gently caress and this is the best carnival game in the world.

Join me, comrade, and lmao at how useless the "opposition" to Satan's Dark Forces are.

Lol wtf would you consider a win? “People rooting for democrats are retards because the republicans are retards too and I’m the only not retard guys MOM BRING ME THE BEDPAN”

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

ROFL Octopus posted:

Just makes him look even more human next to cruz than he already did. Hope it’s not the last we see of this guy.
Beto 2020

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

How'd they do in local elections, governor races, and senate races?

...


Ah. Well. Nevertheless.

Taken house and + 5 governor seats? Not bad considering they dems are useless

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
How will they replenish the workers that keep flinging themselves far enough out to avoid the suicide nets?

Another win for the airline industry!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

lol gently caress our retard species we deserve oblivion

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


Lmao at anybody looking at America keeping a party and president in power who are absolutely retarded, corrupt, power hungry and hell bent on gutting any kind of social program, and going "um excuse me we got like 5 seats more than last time so there".

Trump, his administration and large parts of the rest of the gop would be seen as right wing fringe party who would be ridiculed every single day in an actually civilized country. Nice country, good job.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

Scott walker is winning

Wisconsin voted for this retard on four separate occasions now Jesus loving christ

but wait!

https://twitter.com/DanielBice/status/1060042638102089729

probably won't help yet...

edit:

https://twitter.com/DanielBice/status/1060050795134099456

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
LOL.

https://twitter.com/TheBeatWithAri/status/1060016560277016579

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Republicans are shredding as fast as they can. Give it time.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I want to beat the christ out of every democrat preaching decorum more than his sad, retard chud counterparts. I don't know if this is normal or not I just wanted to poo poo post my feelings.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Walker's lead plummets to 170 votes.

e: back to 1500 :argh:

nooneofconsequence fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Nov 7, 2018

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

vaginite posted:

People rooting for democrats are retards because the republicans are retards too and I’m the only not retard guys MOM BRING ME THE BEDPAN”

you should run in 2020 imo.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1060018472988508160?s=19

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

old beast lunatic posted:

I want to beat the christ out of every democrat preaching decorum more than his sad, retard chud counterparts. I don't know if this is normal or not I just wanted to poo poo post my feelings.

Think of it this way. If you were being mugged that would suck. If a cop drove by, saw the mugging, and kept on driving you would rightly be way more pissed off at the cop.

Democrats are the cops doing nothing about naked, blatant crime against this planet and every living thing.

https://twitter.com/aabramson/status/1059826374976962560?s=19

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Inject this directly into my veins

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Finally, a quality :hmbol:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

also in this scenario a rich person paid the cop to not help you

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

They're so incredibly useless

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Hello I am a Democrat currently both killing and raping a child as we are wont to do

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/11/06/2018-key-house-election-races-results-966640

quote:

Rashida Tlaib of Michigan and Ilhan Omar of Minnesota will become the first Muslim women to serve in Congress. Deb Haaland of New Mexico and Sharice Davids of Kansas became the first Native American women elected to the House. At 29 years old, New York's Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez became the youngest woman ever elected to Congress. And Ayanna Pressley will be the first African-American woman to represent Massachusetts in Congress.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

God I hate that mummy. I just happened to tune into the pbs news hour earlier right when she was regurgitating this garbage and it just makes me so livid. How can she and her party be so blind, guillotine them all.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
a mass qannon kool aid suicide pact would do a lot to help my mood.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

old beast lunatic posted:

a mass qannon kool aid suicide pact would do a lot to help my mood.

:gritin:

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1060056007316045825?s=19

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

making GBS threads on democrats for being useless republican sycophants aside, this is incredibly heartwarming and good.

Too bad Pelosi will block any legislation they bring up and campaign against them in the future.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Somebody's watching NRA TV

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/WISNBennyHutch/status/1060055925514559488


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Walker could lose!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Jose posted:

They're so incredibly useless

Golly I'm starting to think that Pelosi is an apologetic piece of poo poo!
It's like she's bought and paid for and has no scruples!
My goodness!

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
Pelosi might be Speaker, but there's gotta be at least one true patriot in line for a committee chairmanship where subpoena power will supply plenty of lols.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Walker's lead is only 122 votes omg.

Edit: NO WAIT HE'S LOSING

nooneofconsequence fucked around with this message at 07:34 on Nov 7, 2018

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

LMAO that Wisconsin has their election results being transported in a car because capitalism can't handle a 4kb transfer over the internet, meanwhile I'm downloading 700 gigs of porn per second while HD streaming 5 channels on my socialist internet.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
According to CNN, Walker is behind by a few thousand.

gently caress Scott Walker. Hopefully he shrinks into a Foxconn produced smartphone and thrown in the trash.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

nooneofconsequence posted:

Walker's lead is only 122 votes omg.

Edit: NO WAIT HE'S LOSING

The closest races are the easiest to rig

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

The Protagonist posted:

The closest races are the easiest to rig

over 2.5 million votes and the difference is now 42.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
vote getter

its me

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1060058718937800704?s=19

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
I'm not saying electronic voting is rigged I'm saying electronic voting would be easy as gently caress to rig.

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



Wtf is on the flash drive like pdf scans of the balliots?

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

When each of the surrounding counties is several thousand+ or more, does this not strike you as odd?

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Nov 7, 2018

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