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And that's why Texans make Aggie jokes. A lot were recycled Polish jokes, with "Aggie" swapped for "Polish"
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MrUnderbridge posted:And that's why Texans make Aggie jokes. Burn all of Texas to the ground.
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Nystral posted:Burn all of Texas to the ground. No don't. That will release them from the hell on earth that is Texas. Which is too good a fate for anyone in Texas.
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I have never heard of a grode jar. Can someone sum it up, along with Why The gently caress you'd store body waste in a jar?
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bulletsponge13 posted:I have never heard of a grode jar. Can someone sum it up, along with Why The gently caress you'd store body waste in a jar?
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bulletsponge13 posted:I have never heard of a grode jar. Can someone sum it up, along with Why The gently caress you'd store body waste in a jar? SHUT THE gently caress UP CADET AND GIVE ME YOUR FLUID!!!
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Nystral posted:Burn all of Texas to the ground. san antonio is a rad city
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Kawasaki Nun posted:SHUT THE gently caress UP CADET AND GIVE ME YOUR FLUID!!! That is the gayest thing I've ever read on GiP. I'm including, "call me gunny human being" story
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Kawasaki Nun posted:SHUT THE gently caress UP CADET AND GIVE ME YOUR FLUID!!! cum suck my dick from the back and drain me dry
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bulletsponge13 posted:I have never heard of a grode jar. Can someone sum it up, along with Why The gently caress you'd store body waste in a jar? I can't answer for every company because most of them had something like this. But, in order to be the bugle caller, which is one of the traditionally honored positions as a sophomore, you have to practice a whole bunch of things and basically be a perfect freshman. It's basically a huge pain in the rear end to become the bugle caller. Fast forward to being a sophomore, and a bugle caller. On the final night of your tour, after you played you final Taps and march away, the incoming bugle caller and fellow candidates dump a bucket of disgusting poo poo that they've been gathering for the last few months on to you. For tradition. The only positive I can ever give Texas A&M is that it made basic training a loving joke. I got hosed with for no REAL goddamn reason by people with literally no authority over me for 9 months during my first year of college (joking aside the rigor of just college was very hard for me). 9 weeks of gently caress gently caress games, where I already knew I couldn't win, was a loving breeze. Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Nov 7, 2018 |
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Wasabi the J posted:The only positive I can ever give Texas A&M is that it made basic training a loving joke. I got hosed with for no REAL goddamn reason by people with literally no authority over me for 9 months during my first year of college (joking aside the rigor of just college was very hard for me). You graduated college and still enlisted?
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Nystral posted:You graduated college and still enlisted? It happens. I did it, too
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We just had a guy check in to my reserve unit yesterday, 27 years old with a degree in facilities engineering. He went to OCS and got dropped for sneaking a protein shake. Recruiter convinced him the best way back was to enlist so now he's here and trying to go back to OCS again.
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What is sneaking a protein shake code for LMAO
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Wasabi the J posted:I can't answer for every company because most of them had something like this. But, in order to be the bugle caller, which is one of the traditionally honored positions as a sophomore, you have to practice a whole bunch of things and basically be a perfect freshman. It's basically a huge pain in the rear end to become the bugle caller. Yep, I'd stab a motherfucker. Not being funny or blustery- you pour biohazard poo poo on me like that, I would stab them.
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You're not allowed to have outside food but you're allowed to have liberty. Some candidates will try to sneak protein shakes and bars back in and if they're caught they get dropped for being "integrity violators".
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Goodpancakes posted:What is sneaking a protein shake code for LMAO Couldn't be homoerotocism. That would be a "promote ahead of peers" situation. I'm gonna guess drugs or booze. Since beer is made from grains, and whey comes from a grain, ergo beer = protein shake. If it was actually for dietary supplements that's retarded and he deserves what he's getting by enlisting.
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A protein bar? Oh, Candidate D48360B, this decision was ungood. Proceed immediately to the Reeducation Booth.
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Nystral posted:You graduated college and still enlisted? No, I dropped out, went to ~art school~ (I used to be decent at 3d modeling before it was free to learn) dropped out of that because I was so deep into drugs I was saying poo poo like "It'll be fine as long as I'm not smoking meth," so I enlisted. I was and still am a terrible student. I don't like to cram, I loathe coursework, and feel that college needs to be a full time job for me.
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DaNerd posted:You're not allowed to have outside food but you're allowed to have liberty. Some candidates will try to sneak protein shakes and bars back in and if they're caught they get dropped for being "integrity violators". I straight had a footlocker full of loving food that they could not inspect by the Corps of Cadets own rules. This was back in 2004 but still.
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Oh yea, when I went it'd be fairly easy to sneak food once libo started except another candidate would probably rat you out or you're a dumbass that gets caught by the Sergeant Instructors. They 100% can make you dump all your poo poo so to me it really wasn't worth the risk/effort to do it since it is an instant drop if you get caught.
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Nystral posted:Also they do this What is going on here
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Dick Burglar posted:What is going on here Gotta support the team
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Dick Burglar posted:What is going on here It's not gay if you don't make eye contact.
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Dick Burglar posted:What is going on here Crushing my red rocket to own the
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Dick Burglar posted:What is going on here
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Dick Burglar posted:What is going on here A bunch of fish yelling in the manner that they have you yell. Lean forward at the waist, hands on you legs, "intense" expression. I don't know why he's holding his his dick. Also they're Navy ROTC Cadets (A&M has all three ROTC departments in the corps) based on the patches. And they're doing a continuous yell which usually means they're on defense and it's fourth down. Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Nov 7, 2018 |
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Wasabi the J posted:A bunch of fish yelling in the manner that they have you yell. gently caress
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What the gently caress is even going on in this thread
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not caring here posted:What the gently caress is even going on in this thread Goons in Platoons › Let's Talk About Idiots!
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Steezo posted:Couldn't be homoerotocism. That would be a "promote ahead of peers" situation. Whey is a dairy protein that’s a by-product of cheese production
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Internet Wizard posted:Whey is a dairy protein that’s a by-product of cheese production Look, I've enlisted more than once. There's a reason I'm in this thread.
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I never enlisted, but I am an idiot and this thread has great stories. Ridiculous stories in the service threads were the reason I started lurking here years ago.
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Wasabi the J posted:A bunch of fish yelling in the manner that they have you yell. It was always told to me that the nut grabbing is so the yellers can feel the pain of the pressure the kicker is under... Aggies are loving weird.
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sharknado slashfic posted:I never enlisted, but I am an idiot and this thread has great stories. Ridiculous stories in the service threads were the reason I started lurking here years ago. The thread where the guy was making fun of the seals for tomahawking people was the first one i started lurking
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Aggies are weirder than Citadel knobs and that's a goddamn achievement
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Milo and POTUS posted:The thread where the guy was making fun of the seals for tomahawking people was the first one i started lurking I can't remember what specifically brought me in but I'm pretty sure Hagetaka and Grover were the mods at the time. Sadly it was post groverhouse and it was probatable to talk about it so it took me a while to figure out what it was.
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Thump! posted:All officers should be shot and academy officers should be beaten first and then shot Then hung up
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