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KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


My balls feel very sad when they're ignored. They need love too!

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cnut
May 3, 2016

HOW MUCH STIMULATION OF THE CLITORIS DOES THE FEMALE REQUIRE TO ACHIEVE ORGASM?

ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

cnut posted:

HOW MUCH STIMULATION OF THE CLITORIS DOES THE FEMALE REQUIRE TO ACHIEVE ORGASM?

ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
about 1/3rd of a belt sander

cnut
May 3, 2016

bowmore posted:

about 1/3rd of a belt sander

WHAT GRIT

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




cnut posted:

WHAT GRIT

69 lol

Bollock Monkey
Jan 21, 2007

The Almighty
For best results you should plug the sander into a dimmer switch so you can find the best strength, everyone is different after all.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

cnut posted:

HOW MUCH STIMULATION OF THE CLITORIS DOES THE FEMALE REQUIRE TO ACHIEVE ORGASM?

ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

none at all. you see, pee is stored in the clit, and overstimulation could have disastrous consequences.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

cnut posted:

WHAT GRIT

My balls only accept the finest of ultra fine grit

Dudeabides
Jul 26, 2009

"You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

cnut posted:

HOW MUCH STIMULATION OF THE CLITORIS DOES THE FEMALE REQUIRE TO ACHIEVE ORGASM?

ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

It depends. What theme is the laser show you plan to show?

cnut
May 3, 2016

THANK YOU FOR ALL THE HELPFUL REPLIES. I SHALL BE MASTER OF THE CLITORIS IN NO TIME.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Dudeabides posted:

It depends. What theme is the laser show you plan to show?

LASERS? NOW THIS IS GETTING COMPLICATED

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

cnut posted:

THANK YOU FOR ALL THE HELPFUL REPLIES. I SHALL BE MASTER OF THE CLITORIS IN NO TIME.

Excellent post/avatar combo.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON
So breathing some life back into this thread - I've suggested l-arginine often in the past as an OTC erection aid. The TL;DR is it is an amino acid that becomes nitric oxide as part of the body's urea cycle, nitric oxide being a vasodialator that relaxes the blood vessels and increases blood flow. In effect it operates on the same mechanism as viagra or other prescription ED medication (increased blood flow) but by pulling a different lever.

While arginine works there's a better alternative called l-citrulline. Citrulline comes a step before arginine in the urea cycle (metabolizes into arginine before NO), however it passes through the small intestine far easier - to the point where taking a half dose of citrulline results in arginine levels in blood plasma equal to a double dose of arginine.

It's so effective that studies have shown it to be an effective treatment for men diagnosed with mild ED.

Sextro
Aug 23, 2014

USA condom user here! So the dick what is wrapping a condom on is very much a grower, not a shower. To the point that how particularly aroused he gets in any session changes what brand of condom is going to work. Like, for a quickie a kimono or trojan ultra thin does the job, but if things get hot enough they'll pop mid-coitus like an overexcited balloon. Most of the time or so a Trojan double ecstasy or Durex ribbed/dotted survive the engagement, but also most of the time concerns/paranoia over condom breakage stop him from finishing. And going for "big boy" Magnum XL or other large sized condoms are basically a coin flip on whether or not he gets engorged enough for these to fit properly.

Is this just a "get better at foreplay before using the magnum" situation or is there a niche Medium-Large brand out there we've not encountered yet?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Sextro posted:

USA condom user here! So the dick what is wrapping a condom on is very much a grower, not a shower. To the point that how particularly aroused he gets in any session changes what brand of condom is going to work. Like, for a quickie a kimono or trojan ultra thin does the job, but if things get hot enough they'll pop mid-coitus like an overexcited balloon. Most of the time or so a Trojan double ecstasy or Durex ribbed/dotted survive the engagement, but also most of the time concerns/paranoia over condom breakage stop him from finishing. And going for "big boy" Magnum XL or other large sized condoms are basically a coin flip on whether or not he gets engorged enough for these to fit properly.

Is this just a "get better at foreplay before using the magnum" situation or is there a niche Medium-Large brand out there we've not encountered yet?

Sounds to me more like you have a problem getting fully erect.

(Also a problem with talking about your dick in the third person, but that's another issue entirely.)

Spikes32
Jul 25, 2013

Happy trees

Jedit posted:

Sounds to me more like you have a problem getting fully erect.

(Also a problem with talking about your dick in the third person, but that's another issue entirely.)

Try cock rings? Then figure out the condom issue. Check the diameter because all those magnum ones in the US have the same max width. You can buy my size from the UK on Amazon though if it turns out you need it

Bollock Monkey
Jan 21, 2007

The Almighty

Jedit posted:

(Also a problem with talking about your dick in the third person, but that's another issue entirely.)

I assumed this post was written by the partner of the person whose penis is popping out of condoms.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Bollock Monkey posted:

I assumed this post was written by the partner of the person whose penis is popping out of condoms.

I, too.

Also, lube.

Sade
Aug 3, 2009

Can't touch this.
No really, you can't

Jedit posted:

Sounds to me more like you have a problem getting fully erect.

(Also a problem with talking about your dick in the third person, but that's another issue entirely.)

It seems like you might have misread "here is a question about my partner's penis" as "here is a question about the penis which, while attached to my body, I consider a separate entity from myself."

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Sade posted:

It seems like you might have misread "here is a question about my partner's penis" as "here is a question about the penis which, while attached to my body, I consider a separate entity from myself."

These are goons we're talking about. Both are equally likely.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
The breaking sounds way more like a lube issue. Condoms don't really break by hulking out of them, they break due to friction (or to not following the directions). That would also make sense why they work for a quickie but not for longer.

Sextro
Aug 23, 2014

Its not my dick what is breaking the condoms, correct! But I think the lube situation might be the issue. We've been applying water based lube to the inside of the condoms and to the outside of any unlubricated brands, but despite this initial application and plentiful lube on the outside eventually they break. The only condoms that are "hulked" out of are the various thin varieties, kimono and okamotos. The rest just seem to give up the ghost mid-congress.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
This might be controversial, but I think sex is fun

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

whydirt posted:

This might be controversial, but I think sex is fun
....mods??

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


whydirt posted:

This might be controversial, but I think sex is fun

You loving pervert

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Sade posted:

It seems like you might have misread "here is a question about my partner's penis" as "here is a question about the penis which, while attached to my body, I consider a separate entity from myself."

Looks like I haven't misread anything.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

whydirt posted:

This might be controversial, but I think sex is fun

Stop contributing to the moral decay of America!

black.lion
Apr 1, 2004




For if he like a madman lived,
At least he like a wise one died.

Sextro posted:

Its not my dick what is breaking the condoms, correct! But I think the lube situation might be the issue. We've been applying water based lube to the inside of the condoms and to the outside of any unlubricated brands, but despite this initial application and plentiful lube on the outside eventually they break. The only condoms that are "hulked" out of are the various thin varieties, kimono and okamotos. The rest just seem to give up the ghost mid-congress.

It's also possible if y'all do any sort of "pulling all the way out and going back in" maneuver that the tip of the condom gets stretched too tight across the head from friction against the opening. If that's the case just dab extra lube on labia/whatever orifice we're talking about. Can't hurt to apply some directly to the condom too (once it's on, otherwise it'll just be a mess).

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
The lube that comes on condoms is useless. Use lube.

You can fit a condom over your arm. A cock shouldn't break it unless user error is involved.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I haven't used condoms in years (fluid bonded partners are good) , do you put lube under the condom?

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Just get a dang vasectomy, condoms are the worst

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

purple death ray posted:

Just get a dang vasectomy, condoms are the worst

Best thing I ever did.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Experts brace for super-resistant gonorrhea

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Mods, please change name to Super Resistant Gonorrhea, tia

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Jesus. Ertapenem makes you really, really sick. I'd almost rather keep the gonorrhea.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

purple death ray posted:

Just get a dang vasectomy, condoms are the worst


I was going to say something, but this sequence of posts said it for me.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Yeah that was why I posted it. condoms...are good

vincentpricesboner
Sep 3, 2006

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sextro posted:

Its not my dick what is breaking the condoms, correct! But I think the lube situation might be the issue. We've been applying water based lube to the inside of the condoms and to the outside of any unlubricated brands, but despite this initial application and plentiful lube on the outside eventually they break. The only condoms that are "hulked" out of are the various thin varieties, kimono and okamotos. The rest just seem to give up the ghost mid-congress.

You put lube on the inside?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


zapplez posted:

You put lube on the inside?

Lube all the things.

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TheMightyHandful
Dec 8, 2008

gently caress in a vat of lube

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