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Brute Hole Force: Dec 25, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

fool_of_sound posted:

Haha I had no idea kawaii Hitler started here

Lycus posted:

SA is the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna.

:Snype edit:

# ? Nov 8, 2018 01:34

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# ? May 13, 2024 02:21

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

Somfin posted:

Every horrible thing on the internet started with an SA meme escaping containment.

This is not a place of honour, y'all

E: QAnon can be traced back to SA banning discussion of anime. We are radioactive horrors.

I think Gamergate guy got banned from here for posting his idiot screed too.

# ? Nov 8, 2018 01:46

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

Captain Monkey posted:

I think Gamergate guy got banned from here for posting his idiot screed too.

Which led pretty directly to Bannon exploiting the gently caress out of that weird nerd hate cult to create the MAGACHUD tire fire that's still raging to this day.

E: which means that Trump's entire presidency can be traced back to one lovely man not handling a breakup well

Somfin has a new favorite as of 01:57 on Nov 8, 2018

# ? Nov 8, 2018 01:52

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Captain Monkey posted:

I think Gamergate guy got banned from here for posting his idiot screed too.

Yup. Luckily an admin caught it quickly and deleted that poo poo

# ? Nov 8, 2018 02:39

count_von_count: Nov 6, 2012

Moon Atari posted:

Me chinese, me have plan
Me make OP live in van.

# ? Nov 8, 2018 04:16

null_pointer: Nov 9, 2004; Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

EDIT: Removed. Bad idea, in retrospect

null_pointer has a new favorite as of 16:53 on Nov 8, 2018

# ? Nov 8, 2018 15:22

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

That poo poo ain't funny that's just racism

# ? Nov 8, 2018 15:41

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

me white, me think I understand, me tell everyone what they can't and can

# ? Nov 8, 2018 15:48

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

purple death ray posted:

That poo poo ain't funny that's just racism

Yeah pretty much hell it�s not even a joke.

# ? Nov 8, 2018 15:50

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Me saying "that's racist" isn't telling anybody what they can or can't do, it's just stating that it is in fact racist and not funny

Whether you can or can't do after that is completely up to you

# ? Nov 8, 2018 15:51

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

purple death ray posted:

Me saying "that's racist" isn't telling anybody what they can or can't do, it's just stating that it is in fact racist and not funny

Whether you can or can't do after that is completely up to you

That poo poo ain't funny that's just racism

# ? Nov 8, 2018 15:53

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

I'm sorry to be that guy, but as racist as it sounds, it is not really a joke. The way insurance in China works, you end up paying less for actually killing someone than you do for horribly injuring them, because then you're on the hook for their medical care as well as everything else. It's not even malicious- the average salary in China is something like 400 USD per month, but there are wildly disparate income levels in that estimate.

The reason I know that is my (Chinese) boss (in China) at my last job told me as a warning. Like, do not gently caress around when crossing the street, because even if you just get clipped and fall down, you might get backed up over.

# ? Nov 8, 2018 15:56

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I'm sorry to be that guy, but as racist as it sounds, it is not really a joke. The way insurance in China works, you end up paying less for actually killing someone than you do for horribly injuring them, because then you're on the hook for their medical care as well as everything else. It's not even malicious- the average salary in China is something like 400 USD per month, but there are wildly disparate income levels in that estimate.

The reason I know that is my (Chinese) boss (in China) at my last job told me as a warning. Like, do not gently caress around when crossing the street, because even if you just get clipped and fall down, you might get backed up over.

That�s the joke. It�s not a good joke but that�s the whole joke

# ? Nov 8, 2018 15:58

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

So do they just not go to jail for killing people with cars or...?

# ? Nov 8, 2018 16:04

Whiz Palace: Dec 8, 2013

purple death ray posted:

That poo poo ain't funny that's just racism

SA has a big problem with this poo poo. The OP of the China travel thread once linked to a post that said "Chinese are worse than dogs".

Whiz Palace has a new favorite as of 16:15 on Nov 8, 2018

# ? Nov 8, 2018 16:12

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

I don't personally think it's very funny :confused:

# ? Nov 8, 2018 16:13

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Solice Kirsk posted:

So do they just not go to jail for killing people with cars or...?

I think in China if you're rich enough you can do whatever you want. Unlike other countries where... Oh, right.

# ? Nov 8, 2018 16:14

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

As far as I can tell, it's something that definitely and very publicly happened once, but isn't codified in law or anything, it was just an insane judgement that made headlines and now it's turned into "watch out because this happens regularly over there"

Lol at the goon trying to defend the "me Chinese" joke format though

# ? Nov 8, 2018 16:14

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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I'm sorry to be that guy, but as racist as it sounds, it is not really a joke. The way insurance in China works, you end up paying less for actually killing someone than you do for horribly injuring them, because then you're on the hook for their medical care as well as everything else. It's not even malicious- the average salary in China is something like 400 USD per month, but there are wildly disparate income levels in that estimate.

The reason I know that is my (Chinese) boss (in China) at my last job told me as a warning. Like, do not gently caress around when crossing the street, because even if you just get clipped and fall down, you might get backed up over.

Such a noble people

# ? Nov 8, 2018 16:15

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Wait it�s Japan that�s noble my bad

# ? Nov 8, 2018 16:15

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

As far as I can tell, it's something that definitely and very publicly happened once, but isn't codified in law or anything, it was just an insane judgement that made headlines and now it's turned into "watch out because this happens regularly over there"

"Over there" being where I physically was at the time, for the record!

It's far more common for people to be in minor accidents and then act super-injured in the hopes of a payoff. My boss also told me to do that if I got hit and the driver stopped. She was a little weird.

# ? Nov 8, 2018 16:17

Pirate Radar: Apr 18, 2008; You're not my Ruthie!
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purple death ray posted:

Me saying "that's racist" isn't telling anybody what they can or can't do, it's just stating that it is in fact racist and not funny

Whether you can or can't do after that is completely up to you

I mean speak for yourself when I tell someone something�s racist I do mean they can�t do that

# ? Nov 8, 2018 16:17

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

"Over there" being where I physically was at the time, for the record!

I trust your boss as much as I trust Americans who think an undercover cop has to tell you they're a cop if you ask

# ? Nov 8, 2018 16:20

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Pirate Radar posted:

I mean speak for yourself when I tell someone something’s racist I do mean they can’t do that

I think they shouldn't, but don't have any authority to enforce it though, so.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Lol at the goon trying to defend the "me Chinese" joke format though

Ftr this is what is racist, not the concept of china's weird traffic laws or whatever.

# ? Nov 8, 2018 16:22

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I trust your boss as much as I trust Americans who think an undercover cop has to tell you they're a cop if you ask

that's totally true though; I heard it from this guy I know

# ? Nov 8, 2018 16:23

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

I think a Chinese person telling me about something that happens in China while she and I are living in China probably has more weight than 'some guy I know," but okay, if you really want to be lovely to me about it, good luck and I hope you find what you are looking for!

# ? Nov 8, 2018 16:51

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I think a Chinese person telling me about something that happens in China while she and I are living in China probably has more weight than 'some guy I know," but okay, if you really want to be lovely to me about it, good luck and I hope you find what you are looking for!

nice meltdown

# ? Nov 8, 2018 16:56

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Hogge Wild posted:

nice meltdown

Please stop with the poo poo catchprases and terrible, lazy posts.

# ? Nov 8, 2018 16:58

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I wanna work in China. Was it fun working in China?

# ? Nov 8, 2018 16:59

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Spanish Manlove posted:

Please stop with the poo poo catchprases and terrible, lazy posts.

also a nice meltdown

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# ? Nov 8, 2018 17:00

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Hogge Wild posted:

nice meltdown

You sound like you need a hug! And maybe a dictionary?

Solice Kirsk posted:

I wanna work in China. Was it fun working in China?

Well, no...I was really struggling with sadbrains and very isolated. However, I think it would have been a gas if I'd been in a bigger and more accessible city. Actually, downtown was cool, it just took me between 90-120 minutes to get there and I get carsick on buses, so I was pretty lonely. I guess I can't say I recommend it or don't recommend it; China is a very interesting place and I think everyone has a different experience there.

# ? Nov 8, 2018 17:13

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Spanish Manlove posted:

Please stop with the poo poo catchprases

Of course!

Spanish Manlove posted:

Please stop with terrible, lazy posts.

Never!

# ? Nov 8, 2018 17:18

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

oldpainless posted:

Of course!

Never!

why you always gotta be oldthoughtless like this >

# ? Nov 8, 2018 17:19

Phil Moscowitz: Feb 19, 2007; If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I'm sorry to be that guy, but as racist as it sounds, it is not really a joke. The way insurance in China works, you end up paying less for actually killing someone than you do for horribly injuring them, because then you're on the hook for their medical care as well as everything else. It's not even malicious- the average salary in China is something like 400 USD per month, but there are wildly disparate income levels in that estimate.

The reason I know that is my (Chinese) boss (in China) at my last job told me as a warning. Like, do not gently caress around when crossing the street, because even if you just get clipped and fall down, you might get backed up over.

This is the same in the US by the way. Plaintiff lawyer is much happier with a brain-damaged client who needs care for the rest of his life than one who is killed.

# ? Nov 8, 2018 17:20