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RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Der Kyhe posted:

...Because they all are from stock photo shoot sessions and there are tons of them, besides the famous ones?

You sound like an absolute blast to be around!

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Same reason why cremation of remains didn’t catch on for a while. Can’t be resurrected if you’re ashes. Also why being dismembered before after death was usually reserved for the worst criminals.

Actually the prechristian Romans practiced cremation, it’s believed to be derived from the Etruscan Flaminate

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.
Shut the gently caress up about early Christianity god drat. I will keep trying to kill this unfunny derail with pictures!

Bring back the mega rule!

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Brewmaster posted:

Shut the gently caress up about early Christianity god drat. I will keep trying to kill this unfunny derail with pictures!

Bring back the mega rule!



Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Former DILF posted:

Actually the prechristian Romans practiced cremation, it’s believed to be derived from the Etruscan Flaminate

etruscan graves are really cool

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Brewmaster posted:

Shut the gently caress up about early Christianity god drat. I will keep trying to kill this unfunny derail with pictures!

Informative posts on early Christianity are more entertaining than whining about it.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe


Please come back, Guy Goodbody.

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.
lol yeah posting content is for nerds.


Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

chitoryu12 posted:

Informative posts on early Christianity are more entertaining than whining about it.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Brewmaster posted:

lol yeah posting content is for nerds.



Content...



ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


chitoryu12 posted:

Informative posts on early Christianity are more entertaining than whining about it.



Cursed.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:

PeeU?

Is that anything?
I was thinking more about Trump cornering the Wii market.

Edit for content:

Hirayuki has a new favorite as of 01:46 on Nov 8, 2018

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Brewmaster posted:

lol yeah posting content is for nerds.



Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005


loooooong looooooooooong caaaaaaaaaaaat

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




https://i.imgur.com/gU8hikT.gifv

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I really need to emphasize two things:

1. This guy won with 68.3% of the vote. Losing in a landslide to a decomposing corpse is probably the most embarrassing defeat in an election anyone from a major party has ever had.

2. Ron Jeremy was the one who found his body by trying to wake him up (after his 72nd birthday party in one of his brothels) by whipping the sheets off his naked body, apparently a regular thing he did. When he didn't wake up, he got some girls from downstairs to help. That's when they noticed he was cold.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Explain

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

no

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Frankly it’s more amusing without context.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

its not even slightly amusing

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
It's certainly bemusing

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Country girls make do.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

NtotheTC posted:

Wait..



It is. It's the same drat couple. Why has she not dumped him yet he's clearly escalating.

It's the indignity that she's really in a relationship with. Not unlike how it's the pictureless derails that I'm in a relationship with.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1060304407248752640

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Title under the picture says that California will pay to renovate my house.


I prefer to think that the mail has cum.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Thought for sure it'd be pornhub

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If you're gonna use photoshop, there has to be a way to make the mailboxes normal size, instead of giant.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
They're Texas mailboxes. Everything is bigger there.

For example - it's hard to find a bigger dick than this

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yeah that's a big dick found face if I ever saw one

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
To ruin the joke, it's probably just referring to the Octopus card used in Hong Kong for public transport:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Karate Bastard posted:

Yeah that's a big dick found face if I ever saw one

So it's not?

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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mobby_6kl posted:

To ruin the joke, it's probably just referring to the Octopus card used in Hong Kong for public transport:



Those don't even have an octopus on them at all! :mad:

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

Those don't even have an octopus on them at all! :mad:

Its a mobius octopus

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Country girl had to order a corn cob off Amazon because global warming destroyed all the croplands.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

NtotheTC posted:

Wait..



It is. It's the same drat couple. Why has she not dumped him yet he's clearly escalating.

There's actually a full, long epic stock story of this couple and boy is it a roller coaster.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Solice Kirsk posted:

Those don't even have an octopus on them at all! :mad:

Are you sure? Octopodes are very good at camouflage.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Its a mobius octopus

I don't want some sort of garbage single sided octopus. I want an awesome octopus in a top hat simultaneously helping an old lady to her seat, putting a bag in an overhead storage spot for a busy business man, waving at a child passing by, and driving the bus.

And I don't think that's asking for too much.

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