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spog posted:Yeah, you are right: Yeah, that's some 19th century poo poo right there
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My scam is also named rort.
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pidan posted:The same thing happens in Europe and probably in large US cities too. Same here in Ireland; you're only allowed buy a fixed number of cans at a time to prevent shelves being left empty. At the same time I 100% understand why chinese parents want to ship in outside products - the very idea of your child starving to death because the loving babyfood is really ground up plastic is almost too nightmarish to comprehend.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Why is Australia so goddamn weird
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Was Dwigt Rortugal involved?
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ultrafilter posted:Police Arrest Man For Allegedly Having Sex With Dying Beaver While High On Methamphetamine If it was dead would he be charged with necrophilia instead
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ultrafilter posted:Police Arrest Man For Allegedly Having Sex With Dying Beaver While High On Methamphetamine "Having Sex With" gently caress you. One of my missions for 2019 is going to be to stamp out "having sex with" for nonconsensual encounters. "Rape" or "sexually assault," people! "Beaver-raper" is kind of a fresh new expletive, also.
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AlbieQuirky posted:"Having Sex With" gently caress you. You know beavers can't say no to a big.... stick
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AlbieQuirky posted:"Having Sex With" gently caress you. Maybe he obtained consent from the beaver. Maybe the beaver, knowing he was about to die, wanted to go out with a bang.
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Shut up, beaver-raper apologists. Dam you all to hell.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Shut up, beaver-raper apologists. Dam you all to hell. 
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AlbieQuirky posted:Shut up, beaver-raper apologists. Dam you all to hell. Norbert and Daggett just looking in in dismay going all "EEEEEE" and "WHOOOO."
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AlbieQuirky posted:"Having Sex With" gently caress you. Why do you assume the beaver didn't consent?
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Splicer posted:My scam is also named rort. Oh yeah? I'm more of a fraudulent tontine kinda guy, but that's cool.
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AlbieQuirky posted:"Beaver-raper" is kind of a fresh new expletive, also. "Well you can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant~"
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Pookah posted:At the same time I 100% understand why chinese parents want to ship in outside products - the very idea of your child starving to death because the loving babyfood is really ground up plastic is almost too nightmarish to comprehend. What happened in this case is that the milk company paid dairies for their milk at a varying rate depending on the protein content. This was to stop the dairies from watering down their milk before selling it. The standard test for protein just checks the amount of nitrogen. So someone at one of the dairies realised that if they added some cheap industrial plasticiser to the milk they could water it down and still have it test as having a high protein content. The dosage they used wouldn't be good for an adult drinking the milk, but it probably wouldn't cause acute problems and anyone that did get sick probably wouldn't link it to the milk. However, the milk company (who knew nothing of this) went on to turn the milk into milk powder, and then the company that bought the milk powder turned it into infant formula. The dosage was definitely enough to kill an infant, which it did.
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rodbeard posted:That loving expression is dead on though. I wonder if the police asked the suspect to smile but not too much, just to be 100% sure.
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"Boys, I think we've finally found Waldo."
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Dewgy posted:"Well you can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant~" “Walk right in it’ll be on its back Only $10 if you wanna take a crack”
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The Lone Badger posted:What happened in this case is that the milk company paid dairies for their milk at a varying rate depending on the protein content. This was to stop the dairies from watering down their milk before selling it. They also added the melamine to pet food, killing thousands of animals and sickening many more.
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Don Gato posted:Chinese food safety is like a never-ending collection of 
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How the hell does meat from the 70s still exist? Like, I get that once someone finds it, it's gonna be sold because lol capitalism, but what chain of events led to it sitting around for 40+ years, presumably deep frozen or else it would have literally rotted away to nothing, only for someone to get sold now?
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Azathoth posted:How the hell does meat from the 70s still exist? my meat has lasted since the 70s
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Azathoth posted:How the hell does meat from the 70s still exist? You know those Imperial Japanese hold-outs who spent thirty years on some little island in the Pacific? Like that but a walled off warehouse in Shenzen. Passed over, forgotten, and all out of mouse traps.
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Randaconda posted:my meat has lasted since the 70s an official from Hunan province posted:It was smelly and I nearly threw up when I opened the door
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Azathoth posted:How the hell does meat from the 70s still exist? Presumably, some accountant has recorded the value of it when it was frozen and no-one ever wanted to be responsible for writing off the value of it.
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Don Gato posted:Chinese food safety is like a never-ending collection of China's food industry is my go-to example for why libertarianism and the *~free market~* is a loving terrible idea. And you barely have to go back a hundred years to see the same things happening in the US.
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Besesoth posted:China's food industry is my go-to example for why libertarianism and the *~free market~* is a loving terrible idea. And you barely have to go back a hundred years to see the same things happening in the US. But China is communist and therefore the exact opposite of libertarianism. True libertarianism has never been tried.
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Besesoth posted:China's food industry is my go-to example for why libertarianism and the *~free market~* is a loving terrible idea. And you barely have to go back a hundred years to see the same things happening in the US. Have you ever read, The good old days, they were terrible?, by Otto Bettmann? Tons of pictures, engravings, and illustrations from Victorian era America. Two or three pages per subject, with a couple paragraphs of text. The food adulteration pages stick with me, axel grease for butter, watered down "milk" and all.
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Ask any older person about the "24 hour flu" that was so common when they were kids. Turns out that food poisoning wasvso ridiculously common that a lot of folks just straight up treated it like an unpreventable disease. I still remember being in the room when my entire extended family pieced that one together. The collective silence as everyone silently pondered whether to tell Grandma, who was in the kitchen making Thanksgiving dinner, stands as one of the most hilarious moments of my childhood. In true Midwestern fashion, we all decided to not talk about it.
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