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Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

I am so glad that every aspect of my day to day life rests in the hands of a bunch of extremely old people.

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FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



My grandfather fell at 90 years old and despite being in pretty great health all of his life was never the same. Turned out he got a blood clot in his leg that eventually caused a stroke or aneurism which slowly killed him over a year or so.

friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

TulliusCicero posted:

My grandmother was that age and had a massive stroke. First day doctors told us she may never wake up from a coma, and they showed us a CT scan where it looked like some severe damage to areas of the brain.

Two days later my grandmother was awake and talking as usual, and the doctors told us flat out that "yeah that brain damage, we don't actually know what happened but it is gone, she is going to be fine :stare:"
She live for 9 years after that.

To this day I am convinced my grandmother had a mutant healing factor. God rest her soul, she was a tough old lady :3:

Old people are remarkably resilient to injury sometimes.

Old people tend to die from these injuries only when they don't have an active life and just sit around and wait for death. I have always said that "if you stop moving, you die" and RGB is a loving immortal goddess in compared to her age group.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Get hosed Handel

https://mobile.twitter.com/karenhandel/status/1060519654756630529

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



corn in the bible posted:

:shrug:

Definitely Roe v Wade's gone though

No, they'll just slowly shred the reasonable burden test

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




I enjoy that this is one of the seats that Trump enjoyed bragging about winning a year ago.

This is so good.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
I knew hope couldn't last for long. gently caress everything.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
Toilet Rascal

Munkeymon posted:

No, they'll just slowly shred the reasonable burden test

Not a frozen chance in hell so long as they want to preserve 2nd amendment rights. They'll have to just reverse or wait for another case and erode it. Undue burden is the conservative silver bullet judicially.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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My understanding is that when old people "fall and break their hip", it really means their hip breaks on its own just because that joint is so drat fragile and osteoporotic at that age and can't hold up their weight anymore, and then they fall.

Broken ribs from actually falling are kind of a different thing.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



Gripweed posted:

One fun thing I'm expecting is the return of obscenity laws. A lot of states still have them on the books, but former Supreme Court decisions have made them somewhat unenforceable.

You might think, nah, even Republicans jack off, they aren't going to ban porn. But if you look at the actual history of obscenity laws, banning porn was only one of the goals. The other major one was to ban the dissemination of information about abortion. Once Roe v Wade gets overturned, we are absolutely going to be back to distributing pamphlets about how to stimulate an abortion at home with OTC drugs or whatever. So yeah, the next step will be bringing back obscenity laws to ban that, and a whole bunch of extra stuff is going to get made illegal along with it. Depending on where you live, of course.

this kind of fatalistic fan fiction is pretty unhelpful and it's not really representative of conservative judicial priorities, either. sweeping restrictions on speech aren't even at the bottom of the list right now

ummel
Jun 17, 2002

<3 Lowtax

Fun Shoe

terrorist ambulance posted:

This kind of poo poo really is a good example of the creeping, corrupting effect that violent culture has on people's thinking. The fact this guy thinks for a second that's plausible or realistic is the direct effect of him having watched every loving stupid action movie made in the last 15 years.

Oh active shooter? Just go bullet time and run along the wall and split kick the gun out of his hand. Maybe you'll get shot in the shoulder but its fine

This is what teachers are mandated to teach 3rd graders in Florida.

Basically zerg rush.

Tibalt
May 14, 2017

What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee

Fritz Coldcockin posted:

That depends on AZ. If Sinema pulls out the win then it's only four seats.

This time out we had to defend a bunch of red-state Senators, after a goddamn Supreme Court fight. Next time, they have to defend a bunch of blue-state and border state Senators. Gardner, Tillis, Collins...I think all of them are gone with the right candidates.
This is a good post and is correct. It also illustrates why Senators like Manchin are so valuable and so good.

Flipping 4 seats is a lot easier than flipping 5. If we were looking at a night where you needed to flip 6... the Senate would be all but impossible to take in 2020.

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Kimsemus posted:

Not a frozen chance in hell so long as they want to preserve 2nd amendment rights. They'll have to just reverse or wait for another case and erode it. Reasonable Burden is the conservative silver bullet judicially.

I'm pretty sure a court can recognize a different (un?)reasonable burden standard for different things like buying a murder machine vs getting an elective medical procedure.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



this whole family is pretty great

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1060541723464683520

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Data Graham posted:

My understanding is that when old people "fall and break their hip", it really means their hip breaks on its own just because that joint is so drat fragile and osteoporotic at that age and can't hold up their weight anymore, and then they fall.

Some people fall and break, some people break and fall.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
At least RBG gets to miss this poo poo show

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1060532983386566656

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Side discussion:

What are the realistic odds of taking the senate back in 2020?

Very slim.

Doug Jones will have a very difficult reelection, so I'm going to start us at D-1--his loss isn't a foregone conclusion, but it's likely enough. I'd say the rest of the Democrats up for reelection are pretty safe--one or two of them might face a primary challenge, but they're reasonably popular incumbents in relatively blue states so I wouldn't necessarily expect to lose their seats. One of them is in Michigan, which Trump won in 2016, but we just saw Michigan go mega-blue on Tuesday and it's beginning to enact voting reforms so I'd say Michigan is very winnable for Democrats in 2020.

As for picking up seats from Republicans, the most possibly winnable seats are in Colorado, Maine, and maybe Iowa and North Carolina. If we assume all four go blue, that puts us at a net D+3 from where we are now. Frankly, if you forced me to right now, I would put money on Colorado and Maine flipping. Maine especially--Collins tanked her approval rating with Kavanaugh, and she might even be retiring so the incumbency bias might not even factor in.

The rest are... not super likely. I'd give a big "mayyyyyyyybe?" to Kansas and Montana after Tuesday--neither seem likely to flip, but I think it can be done. The rest of the list includes Mitch McConnell, who is an immortal lich with a stranglehold on his seat; Lindsey Graham, who I'd absolutely love to unseat but it's South Carolina; John Cornyn in Texas, who has all of Ted Cruz's built-in "Republican in Texas" advantages while also not being some sort of strange slime monster; and then a long list of deeply red states.

I sort of wonder what a Democrat running on free healthcare in West Virginia could accomplish, though.

Harrow fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Nov 8, 2018

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
Toilet Rascal

Munkeymon posted:

I'm pretty sure a court can recognize a different (un?)reasonable burden standard for different things like buying a murder machine vs getting an elective medical procedure.

No they can't. The standard is constitutional. It's the thread that runs through everything from Terry v Ohio through Heller & McDonald. To contort the standard in this way would basically destroy it. It's also VERY hard to move as a needle of judgment since it's been deemed to be written into the constitution.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

And he'll make a comment about how happy he is he'll soon go to a third of one of these events and the press will get the vapors and fall on the nearest fainting couch and the usual suspects will honk and holler their empty words and then he'll actually do it with minor opposition

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!


Maybe she just threw herself down the stairs to get out of seeing El Barto get his robe.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Gripweed posted:

One fun thing I'm expecting is the return of obscenity laws. A lot of states still have them on the books, but former Supreme Court decisions have made them somewhat unenforceable.

You might think, nah, even Republicans jack off, they aren't going to ban porn. But if you look at the actual history of obscenity laws, banning porn was only one of the goals. The other major one was to ban the dissemination of information about abortion. Once Roe v Wade gets overturned, we are absolutely going to be back to distributing pamphlets about how to stimulate an abortion at home with OTC drugs or whatever. So yeah, the next step will be bringing back obscenity laws to ban that, and a whole bunch of extra stuff is going to get made illegal along with it. Depending on where you live, of course.

Near the end of the reign of obscenity laws they were mostly used to target LGBT people by considering anything casting homosexuality in even a remotely positive light as "obscene". Considering how evangelicals are loving terrified of all things trans I could easily see the same thing happening again.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Taking the Senate in 2020 relies a lot on picking a good Presidential candidate that will get voters excited to vote.

The Democrats can't afford to nominate another Hillary Clinton.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I want to be able to give myself blowjobs anyway so I'll happily give RBG two of my ribs.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Tibalt posted:

This is a good post and is correct. It also illustrates why Senators like Manchin are so valuable and so good.

Flipping 4 seats is a lot easier than flipping 5. If we were looking at a night where you needed to flip 6... the Senate would be all but impossible to take in 2020.

I did forget that Doug Jones is probably gone unless Roy Moore runs again though :(

That said, we can take another crack at Arizona, maybe John Cornyn...plus, you know, there's a Presidential election that year, so it might not matter either way.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Kimsemus posted:

No they can't. The standard is constitutional. It's the thread that runs through everything from Terry v Ohio through Heller & McDonald. To contort the standard in this way would basically destroy it. It's also VERY hard to move as a needle of judgment since it's been deemed to be written into the constitution.

scalia's dissent to gay marriage was that it's gross and he hates it

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
Toilet Rascal

Fritz Coldcockin posted:

I did forget that Doug Jones is probably gone unless Roy Moore runs again though :(

That said, we can take another crack at Arizona, maybe John Cornyn...plus, you know, there's a Presidential election that year, so it might not matter either way.

That depends. The country may be doing well economically but Alabama is still struggling. If their economy turns around Doug Jones can ride on that wave.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



Fritz Coldcockin posted:

I did forget that Doug Jones is probably gone unless Roy Moore runs again though :(

That said, we can take another crack at Arizona, maybe John Cornyn...plus, you know, there's a Presidential election that year, so it might not matter either way.

pray for a Jeff Sessions vs. Roy Moore primary, where the Trump people punish Sessions for his disloyalty

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

eke out posted:

this kind of fatalistic fan fiction is pretty unhelpful and it's not really representative of conservative judicial priorities, either. sweeping restrictions on speech aren't even at the bottom of the list right now

Nah, I don't think people really understand how tenuous social progress made on the basis of judicial decisions is.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Shifty Pony posted:

Near the end of the reign of obscenity laws they were mostly used to target LGBT people by considering anything casting homosexuality in even a remotely positive light as "obscene". Considering how evangelicals are loving terrified of all things trans I could easily see the same thing happening again.

Don't forget that there's constantly lawsuits over sexuality-based discrimination. They're perfectly free to say that's religious freedom and the law of the land and overturn every state's protection laws at once

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Kimsemus posted:

That depends. The country may be doing well economically but Alabama is still struggling. If their economy turns around Doug Jones can ride on that wave.

He's a democrat, he will get voted out even if Nick Saban and Tua suck him off on live television

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Lemming posted:

Lmfao no loving way, what the hell? Is this seriously as dumb as it sounds?

Thread moves fast so apologies if this was already posted but until 2009 they could veto individual letters

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line-item_veto_in_the_United_States#Wisconsin

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Side discussion:

What are the realistic odds of taking the senate back in 2020?

Non-zero, but a lot lower than people would like to admit. The demographic issues with the senate are still there and Trump on the ballot may be a wildcard but he's probably going to keep the chud turnout high. Even if by some miracle the democrats manage to not democrat it up with their nominees, it's too close to be comfortable.

But 2020 is a long way out. We might not even be having elections due to the war by then! Which war? Well, the survivors in the wasteland will just call it "the war" so we might as well get a jump on that now.

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
I am finding it progressively more difficult to imagine a world where our politics are not permanently and increasingly hosed.

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Kimsemus posted:

No they can't. The standard is constitutional. It's the thread that runs through everything from Terry v Ohio through Heller & McDonald. To contort the standard in this way would basically destroy it. It's also VERY hard to move as a needle of judgment since it's been deemed to be written into the constitution.

I very well may be using the wrong legal term, but my understanding is that a different test is applied to laws restricting abortions and laws restricting murder fetish purchases. All they have to do is slowly alter the former test until it's only unconstitutional to deny access to abortion if the law states a clinic must be in an aircraft connected to a level one trauma center by a paper mache tunnel or something.

friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

Fritz Coldcockin posted:

I did forget that Doug Jones is probably gone unless Roy Moore runs again though :(

That said, we can take another crack at Arizona, maybe John Cornyn...plus, you know, there's a Presidential election that year, so it might not matter either way.

I don't think this is true. Doug Jones won through the votes of black men and women. We can do that again. Texas showed us that EVERY state can be competitive. Democrats just need a candidate with charisma that will bring people to the polls. I know that things look bleak because...Alabama, but every state can be won if you run an actual person and not an empty suit.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

eke out posted:

pray for a Jeff Sessions vs. Roy Moore primary, where the Trump people punish Sessions for his disloyalty

Moore is certainly not above taking another shot at it, and Republican primary voters are not above voting for him. If it is Sessions v. Moore I give him a better-than-50% chance of actually winning the primary.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
Toilet Rascal

corn in the bible posted:

Don't forget that there's constantly lawsuits over sexuality-based discrimination. They're perfectly free to say that's religious freedom and the law of the land and overturn every state's protection laws at once

The bar is WELL below that now. the Hobby Lobby case basically ratified "sincerely held belief" as the standard for doing/not doing something, not even religious protections.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Xand_Man posted:

Thread moves fast so apologies if this was already posted but until 2009 they could veto individual letters

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line-item_veto_in_the_United_States#Wisconsin

AHAHA, this is the dumbest god drat thing and I love it.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

friendbot2000 posted:

I don't think this is true. Doug Jones won through the votes of black men and women. We can do that again. Texas showed us that EVERY state can be competitive. Democrats just need a candidate with charisma that will bring people to the polls. I know that things look bleak because...Alabama, but every state can be won if you run an actual person and not an empty suit.

Doug Jones loving sucks dude

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CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

mango sentinel posted:

I am finding it progressively more difficult to imagine a world where our politics are not permanently and increasingly hosed.

We made progress this election, cling onto that with both hands.

People are pissed and there is only so much the right can do against that.

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