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hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
If you guys wanted more money you shouldnt have done the brexit.

The queen is just a tiny drop in the bucket compared to that.

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
How excited are you guys for King Charles?

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


*looks at mad max hellscape of post-brexit*
but think of all the money those furry hats are pumping into our economy!!

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

How excited are you guys for King Charles?

Lets hope he ends up like his namesake

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich

MikeCrotch posted:

Lets hope he ends up like his namesake

As an extensive patron of a resurgent British poetry and drama scene?

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

As an extensive patron of a resurgent British poetry and drama scene?

A syphilitic setting us up for a period of Dutch rule

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


I would blow Dane Cook posted:

How excited are you guys for King Charles?

Coward will probably take the name George after his grandad.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Prince Charles is crazy fash. It doesntv make the news much but if you read his speeches to his weird toff clubs he's weird as hell

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
So far we've beheaded 50% of our King Charleses so it's looking good.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Charles is 69 years old.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Well, that's nice.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Would a wood chuck chuck chucks wood

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

A syphilitic setting us up for a period of Dutch rule

Sounds like a strong case for keeping the monarchy right now.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

Sounds like a strong case for keeping the monarchy right now.

Save us from ourselves, swamp germans

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/DavidLammy/status/1060485783109468161

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£



Jesus loving christ.

if there was any god drat justice in this world every tory would be swinging from a lamp post.

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
tories are so desperate for the uk to be america that they're going to follow them into irrevocable collapse because if daddy murica does it it must actually be good

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




I want to kill people over this.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

christ almighty

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

Save us from ourselves, swamp germans

Michiel de Ruyter sighed as he drew his cutlass

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Don't worry there will be adequate food.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Wow

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

twoday posted:

Michiel de Ruyter sighed as he drew his cutlass

The great age of piracy is soon to be upon us again

Which great criminal will declare to the world of his hidden treasure before his execution

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Don't worry there will be adequate food.

No, on the contrary

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Uh. Pretty sure that's not going to be the case, dipshit.

https://twitter.com/GdnPolitics/status/1060458050312491008

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Uh. Pretty sure that's not going to be the case, dipshit.

https://twitter.com/GdnPolitics/status/1060458050312491008

At this point you just have to be thick to still be labouring under the idea that we're negotiating from a position of power.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


alphabettitouretti posted:

At this point you just have to be thick to still be labouring under the idea that we're negotiating from a position of power.

He goes one better here. I was under the impression negotiating was his job until very recently and he's saying it's going to poo poo?

https://twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/1060473079061721088

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Olympic Mathlete posted:

He goes one better here. I was under the impression negotiating was his job until very recently and he's saying it's going to poo poo?

https://twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/1060473079061721088

Except in this scenario we're telling them we want a lower price and we've burnt down our current home so we have nowhere to live if the sale falls through.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Olympic Mathlete posted:

He goes one better here. I was under the impression negotiating was his job until very recently and he's saying it's going to poo poo?

https://twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/1060473079061721088

So you've seen the property, tell me what you think of our asking price?

"GIVE IT TO ME FOR FREE OR I'LL CHOP MY OWN DICK OFF!!!"

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

So you've seen the property, tell me what you think of our asking price?

"GIVE IT TO ME FOR FREE OR I'LL CHOP MY OWN DICK OFF!!!"
'Hold on! I'll go get the camera!'

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/1060542192773750786

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

alphabettitouretti posted:

At this point you just have to be thick to still be labouring under the idea that we're negotiating from a position of power.

'Thick' is a drastic, drastic understatement

EDIT - ^^^^^^^^^ Die olds, die

Martout
Aug 8, 2007

None so deprived
lmao what the gently caress

"I uh, hadn't really grasped this before just recently, but it actually seems we import a lot of stuff? from EU countries?"

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Real talk, and this isn't just a British problem mind you, why are the people in charge of us so loving dumb? Like I would have no problem being a plebe grinding out some job to pay rent if the rulers were actual smart genius types but my god I swear I could probably run most government departments with more competence.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Moridin920 posted:

Real talk, and this isn't just a British problem mind you, why are the people in charge of us so loving dumb? Like I would have no problem being a plebe grinding out some job to pay rent if the rulers were actual smart genius types but my god I swear I could probably run most government departments with more competence.

Nepotism.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Moridin920 posted:

Real talk, and this isn't just a British problem mind you, why are the people in charge of us so loving dumb? Like I would have no problem being a plebe grinding out some job to pay rent if the rulers were actual smart genius types but my god I swear I could probably run most government departments with more competence.

The skills you need to get ahead aren't the same as the skills you would need to do anything useful.

(Skills such as "being born to the right family".)




Edit: saw tweet, thought of you guys. :)

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/1060604399599394816

prefect has issued a correction as of 19:46 on Nov 8, 2018

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

If any kind of referendum or general election is forthcoming, let's wait till after winter.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

The fact we haven't sent those loving parasites packing sans wealth is the greatest possible condemnation of the British people

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
^

Samovar posted:

I want to kill people over this.

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Have you noticed that Dover and Calais are sort of close together? Congratulations, there is a bright future for you in the Tory party.

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