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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

No, it is bitter. That's why it's in mirapoix; sweet carrots, bitter celery, acidic onions.

I'll pass on raw carrots and celery, and raw onions are ok in small prions. Cook all those up and :yum:

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fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
I had a friend that ate ants on a stump using cucumber in place of celery. It just seems wrong, even if it's not that different. She also ate scabs off her knees in math class so I think she is just a gross person.

Iron Crowned posted:

I'll pass on raw carrots and celery, and raw onions are ok in small prions. Cook all those up and :yum:

Please don't eat prions, even small ones!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

fizzymercy posted:

Please don't eat prions, even small ones!

But I like having a MAGA brain!

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Iron Crowned posted:

I'll pass on raw carrots and celery, and raw onions are ok in small prions.

You...cook...mirapoix though?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Randaconda posted:

you're one of my favorite posters, Aesop, but i gotta disagree, especially about ants on a log. I love ants on a log. I just made some for my youngest niece and nephew the other day.

You’re a monster

But ok celery gets a pass if used in a mirepoix

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Wilted/mushy celery is a sin.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

MariusLecter posted:

Wilted/mushy celery is a sin.

you're a sin

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I love that this thread has strong opinions about celery.

Celery.

My own two cents is that celery root (celeriac) is loving awesome. Apparently you can't eat the stalks of that variety, though.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Celery is terrible and shows up unbidden in places it does not belong, like clam chowder.

Celery is treason

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

AlbieQuirky posted:

I love that this thread has strong opinions about celery.

Celery.

My own two cents is that celery root (celeriac) is loving awesome. Apparently you can't eat the stalks of that variety, though.

Celeriac loving rules

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

AlbieQuirky posted:

I love that this thread has strong opinions about celery.

Celery.

My own two cents is that celery root (celeriac) is loving awesome. Apparently you can't eat the stalks of that variety, though.

We derailed about something way more ridiculous recently and it was so goofy I can’t even remember what it was but it lasted a legit 5 pages or so

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
The only value celery has is in creating celery salt. Just like the only value cilantro has is in creating coriander seeds.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Yawgmoth posted:

Just like the only value cilantro has is in creating coriander seeds.

YOu wanna throw down? Because I"m ready to throw down over this

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

A varied diet is beneficial

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

Yawgmoth posted:

The only value celery has is in creating celery salt. Just like the only value cilantro has is in creating coriander seeds.

Cilantro exists to remind people like me that we're inferior. Why you gotta be a dick, cilantro?

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Yawgmoth posted:

Just like the only value cilantro has is in creating coriander seeds.

Look how loving wrong this person is. LOOK!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Aesop Poprock posted:

We derailed about something way more ridiculous recently and it was so goofy I can’t even remember what it was but it lasted a legit 5 pages or so

Was it the grits derail that threatened to tear this thread apart?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

fizzymercy posted:

Cilantro exists to remind people like me that we're inferior. Why you gotta be a dick, cilantro?

Other people enjoy cilantro. :smithcloud: Why does it have to taste like dishwashing soap to me? :smithicide:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Randaconda posted:

Other people enjoy cilantro. :smithcloud: Why does it have to taste like dishwashing soap to me? :smithicide:

We know what you eat, you're not allowed to complain about cilantro

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Picnic Princess posted:

A varied diet is beneficial

That's what I make sure to mix my diet up with burgers, pizza and fried chicken on a rotation.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

marshmallow creep posted:

That's what I make sure to mix my diet up with burgers, pizza and fried chicken on a rotation.

Burritos and tacos fulfill entirely different nutritional needs! Stop shaking your head at me!

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

Iron Crowned posted:

We know what you eat, you're not allowed to complain about cilantro

You eat prions :colbert:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Iron Crowned posted:

We know what you eat, you're not allowed to complain about cilantro

You'll find I complain a lot of things. :colbert:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Can we all just agree that ham and pineapple pizza is the worst pizza?

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
No that's ham, pineapple, black olive, feta and banana peppers. I flew too close to the sun with that one.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Can we all just agree that ham and pineapple pizza is the worst pizza?

It's a throwdown kind of day isn't it?

atholbrose
Feb 28, 2001

Splish!

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Can we all just agree that ham and pineapple pizza is the worst pizza?

No, no we cannot.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I like grilled pineapple on my burgers

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Picnic Princess posted:

I like grilled pineapple on my burgers

That's a weird way to spell "in my beef ravioli"

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Hawaiian pizza is in fact good, sometimes great. The key is using small pieces of pineapple and bacon rather than ham

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Bacon, avocado, jalapenos, pineapple and onion makes for a good pizza.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Only if you put the avocado on before cooking

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

avocado on a pizza, we finally found something worse than pineapple, pack it in folks, we're done here

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

bloom posted:

Bacon, avocado, jalapenos, pineapple and onion makes for a good pizza.

avocados are terrible, but everything else is good

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pineapple is gross on pizza, but, as we all know, there are no pizza rules. Knock yourself out.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

No pizza rules, only pizza villains.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Randaconda posted:

Pineapple is gross on pizza, but, as we all know, there are no pizza rules. Knock yourself out.

Pizza needs rules!

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

chitoryu12 posted:

No pizza rules, only pizza villains.

You either die a pizza hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the pizza villain.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

The Bloop posted:

Hawaiian pizza is in fact good, sometimes great. The key is using small pieces of pineapple and bacon rather than ham

blend the pineapple, mix it with the sauce. add bacon

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

bob dobbs is dead posted:

blend the pineapple, mix it with the sauce. add bacon

Holy poo poo. This is genius.

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