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shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you
Just wanted to say that this last page has been great. Thanks thread!



Edited because OFC it started a new page :marc:

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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Jippa posted:

Even though you are looking straight at me I'm sneaking anyway.

My parents had a cat like that. My sister would come over with her kids, and as soon as they heard the older one in the garage, they'd zip away.

Sasha, a really laid back dark brown shorthair, wouldn't move until they were in the house. Then she would super slowly slink away as my squealing niece ran up and grabbed her. She did this for years. "If I go slow maybe she won't see me". Never worked out that way.

Once when she was being clutched tightly by a four year old she very clearly yowled "Noooo!" "Bryana, I don't think she likes that put her down"

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/986199096015831041/pu/vid/512x640/qCokNWjwRI3W9vEj.mp4?tag=2

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/magicmikecastle/status/1060616875380363264?s=21

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1060675086343135232

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Oh lawd, also where's his tail?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/kittiesbot/status/1060652440461209600

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Twin daughters of different mothers (and times: this was from 2008):

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
https://i.imgur.com/8oXcxVJ.mp4

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008


Oh lawd he combin'

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Dat sum chonk

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

"War is, clearly, a foot."

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009



SHOCK VIDEO SHOWS CHINESE BIOWEAPON BEING PREPARED FOR USE!

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

I legit thought it was a one eyed Muppet thing from the thumbnail.

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/chaeronaea/status/1060255379752448000
:ohdear:

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1060878178103779328

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust


Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1061016361995026432
Either you really should buy the tomatoes or you really shouldn't.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009



No, it's wagging its tail :mad:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/UNSW/status/1060725127459987456?s=19

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Touch the image to indicate the greeting you would like today...

https://twitter.com/erregina/status/1059686448021073922

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Where can I download that app cause I want it

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Dick Trauma posted:

Touch the image to indicate the greeting you would like today...

https://twitter.com/erregina/status/1059686448021073922

AAAAAA that is so so sweet :3:

(I especially love the last little boy's carefully-made choice and subsequent wiggly dance :3: :3: :3: )

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
But what is the fourth option???

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Kennel posted:

But what is the fourth option???

Serious answer: This looks like something for children with autism. The fourth option would be, “No greeting,” because you should not try to force a greeting like that on a child with autism who doesn’t want to be greeted.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
The most pimp dog


Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Blessed thread is posting about possums.

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I rehab them and they're actually really clean. They groom a bit like cats and like to poop/pee in water. Their poop smells horrendous though so I put a bit of concentrated odor eliminating stuff in their little toilet. Never had one with a maggot problem.

They're really cute as babies




MeatwadIsGod posted:

When they're little they tend to grip around your finger with their tail to help stabilize and feel safe. I haven't handled them much once they get bigger than 200 grams or so. Once their jaws/teeth reach a certain size they will snap just to warn you off and it's nothing to trifle with.



jemand posted:

Love the awesome possum pics ITT




Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/amazlngnature/status/1061002224195629056?s=21

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
what is it though

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

sneakyfrog posted:

Who's That Pokémon?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
noooo

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

https://www.facebook.com/DogsDailyMagazine/videos/1770669766351373/

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


I was going to do a "who's that pokemon" photoshop but I don't know image editing and realized it'd have taken me hours to make it satisfactory so


It's a sugarglider

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

sneakyfrog posted:

what is it though

A towel.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
i had sugargliders but they weren't yellow.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
Same, they also never needed baths. They really shouldn't need it....

I love those morphs, but they're supposed to be whiter than that, not yellow.



I bet they're on a lovely pellet diet :smith: (suggies have really sensitive dietary requirements, which is why they shouldn't be sold in pet stores to idiots who think they just put a scoop of generic food from a bag in a bowl and call it good).

Here's my little dude, Ser Gregor Clegane, the Mountain that Glides.



For comparison, here's an old photo from the day I first rescued he and his little brother Sandor (Sandor on the left, he wasn't neutered when I got him so he had that bald spot).



Look at the difference in coat color. They were on a lovely pellet diet and nothing else. I switched them to a much more comprehensive and balanced nectar/soup, along with fresh fruits and veggies, mealworms, etc., all calculated to balance their potassium to phosphorus ratio. Within months they lost all of the brown and yellow and were that much healthier silvery color, with nice white bellies.

We lost Sandor very suddenly and they're colony animals, they don't do well solo, so I re-homed him to a new family (and "re-homed" not a euphemism for "sold", I hate that poo poo).

It was so hard to give him up, but he's doing SO well with his new colony :unsmith:





The new owner sent me some video of him running on his wheel like a doofus, chowing down on some corn on the cob, playing with his new brothers and sisters, but I can't find them at the moment. I've never, ever given up a pet before in my life, it was really hard, but it was the best thing for him and he's so happy now riding that megachonk glider around.

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Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

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