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Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

aegean stable coin

Hydro-powered, checks out

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
https://twitter.com/The1Brand7/status/1016811400008790016

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

aegean stable coin
augean dammit

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome



What is the purpose of money to these people? So they think pirates buried treasure to spread the wealth to future generations?



Also lol how does a printout get input into the blockchain exactly as requested without being altered by the finder? Does Bitcoin include something that allows you to input a block of encrypted data and run whatever transaction is in there without any input?

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Boxturret posted:

didn't he do yogourt enemas?

john harvey kellogg was really into inflicting genital pain on kids

As a leader of the anti-masturbation movement, Kellogg promoted extreme measures to prevent masturbation. His methods for the "rehabilitation" of masturbators included measures up to the point of mutilation without anesthetic, on both sexes. He was an advocate of circumcising young boys to curb masturbation and applying carbolic acid to a young woman's clitoris.

He also recommended, to prevent children from this "solitary vice", bandaging or tying their hands, covering their genitals with patented cages and electrical shock.[36]

quote:

The prepuce, or foreskin, is drawn forward over the glans, and the needle to which the wire is attached is passed through from one side to the other. After drawing the wire through, the ends are twisted together, and cut off close. It is now impossible for an erection to occur, and the slight irritation thus produced acts as a most powerful means of overcoming the disposition to resort to the practice
...
[for female nymphomaniacs] Cool sitz baths; the cool enema; a spare diet; the application of blisters and other irritants to the sensitive parts of the sexual organs, the removal of the clitoris and nymphae...

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


:yikes:

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
what a charming fellow

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
:barf:

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

a broken clock is right twice a day b/c kellogg was also a proponent of things like exercise and not eating bacon grease and coffee for every meal

it's very understandable why internet nerds choose tesla as their questionable nutbag du jour over kellogg

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
maybe just don't create weird cults around odd people? is that an option?

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

:yum:

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

Djeser posted:

a broken clock is right twice a day b/c kellogg was also a proponent of things like exercise and not eating bacon grease and coffee for every meal

America runs on bacon grease and coffee.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Boxturret posted:

maybe just don't create weird cults around odd people? is that an option?

You would think so, but alas.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Shame Boy posted:

also he hated the idea of women having the right to vote and was a big ol' fan of eugenics and really did say that "never trust a jew" thing i quoted, that wasn't a joke

tesla bad

p much every notable scientist in late 19th/early 20h century had a massive boner for eugenics. it was partly bc they were mostly upper class dudes going ‘poors are beyond redemption, the current social order is optimal’ but still

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
When Toad tells his cousins, "I can't tell the Princess! I'm too ashamed!", the flyer reads, "1st PRIZE 1,000,000 AID COIN°", as it was supposed to read, "1st PRIZE 1,000,000 GOLD COINS".

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

timick posted:

Sure it may accept bitcoin, but it would prefer its own special soda coins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVZxjVJz4ds <- Dramatic reenactment of your encounter with a crypto lemonade dealer.

"Do you even crypto, bro"

Proving once again that bitcoiners are smarter than everyone, an entire company gets loving scammed by a media company making fun of their dumb bullshit and not only do they smile and say thank you, they loving run with it earnestly

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Sham bam bamina! posted:

god i loving hate bit coins
god doesn't exist, but bitcoin does :smugdog:

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Sedge and Bee posted:

Also lol how does a printout get input into the blockchain exactly as requested without being altered by the finder? Does Bitcoin include something that allows you to input a block of encrypted data and run whatever transaction is in there without any input?

A transaction is constructed using the private keys of source addresses (they "sign" the transaction). Other bitcoin users can verify that the correct keys were used without knowing what the key is, using the public key (which in bitcoin is the address). This is an important principle of public/private key cryptography.

a transaction is broadcast to the bitcoin network as a message (as described in the previous paragraph) whose content is public knowledge. Hopefully it is clear that the message in the bottle could consist solely of the message to be broadcast over the bitcoin network, and that this scheme (although very silly) would be secure (in the same sense as the bitcoin protocol is secure).

Entering a transaction generated by somebody else might not be something that's a feature of many bitcoin wallets. On the other hand, the paranoid bitcoiners are all about storing their wallets on air-gapped machines, so maybe that is a commonplace feature. I dunno.

also, the person who sent out the bottle could in principle keep a record of the private key for that "finder's reward" address and try to snatch the bitcoins as soon as you send the transaction, but in fairness if they had ready access to the bitcoin network they would have no need to go through the whole charade to begin with.

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Gazpacho posted:

god doesn't exist, but bitcoin does :smugdog:

god exit scammed me

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
sorry, I wrote much more than i set out to there, and used far too much punctuation. but the thing you picked to make fun of is the least ridiculous aspect of the whole thing

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
dril doesn't need to spend less on candles, because if his family dies, he will still have the candles (or the supply of light from them). why should his family be considered inherently more valuable than candles? think about it

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
https://twitter.com/ButtCoin/status/1060776018150076416

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
i can't watch 21:22 of this, please give me the highlights

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


The fake satoshi and career scammer, fooled me? Who could have seen this coming

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Sham bam bamina! posted:

i can't watch 21:22 of this, please give me the highlights
can't really make sense of it but he def believes that he's playing out events of major historic importance

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

divabot posted:

bitcoin cash is having a huge pissy fork, and in the midst of it Craig S. :wrong: has decided to claim he's satoshi again:

https://twitter.com/RayRedacted/status/1060548318768652288

bitcoin cash cash cash
bitcoin cash core cash
bitcoin cash core core

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Sham bam bamina! posted:

i can't watch 21:22 of this, please give me the highlights

at around 1:20 he reads off an email he got from craig :wrong: and its pretty great

the email was already posted here but hearing it read aloud by someone who just sounds so sad and betrayed is fun

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
also he says that he supports bitcoin so that someday when he checks into a hotel room there will be complimentary :420:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
https://mobile.twitter.com/SmedleyButthurt/status/1060636769442353152

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

has anyone twatted "for the rest of your life, sorry for your loss" at him yet?

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


in a very Randian sense

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Weatherman posted:

has anyone twatted "for the rest of your life, sorry for your loss" at him yet?

that would just be being mean to his mum

so dooooo eeeeeet she's a racist classist entitled bitch

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
im sorry for her ross

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

ah yes, owning a prison. a fitting reward for a libertarian hero

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

AlbieQuirky posted:

that would just be being mean to his mum

so dooooo eeeeeet she's a racist classist entitled bitch
she's almost certainly racist but the thing you're talking about wasn't racist

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Sham bam bamina! posted:

she's almost certainly racist but the thing you're talking about wasn't racist

no i assure you ross is quite racist

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
oh apparently the bcash fork is called abc....advanced bcash?

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
ross is gonna come down so hard

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Boxturret posted:

oh apparently the bcash fork is called abc....advanced bcash?

sounds like a payday loan place

jill got $500 rent money with a loan from advanced bcash!

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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
beeeeeeeeeeeeetconneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeect

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