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yea same, also coins fallin out on the way down
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 22:18 |
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Hoodwinker posted:I was waiting for the very end to have TRUCK EQUITY pop up in big letters. These things can be done.
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 22:19 |
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No make it so every roll adds a 12 months to the loan repayment
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 22:27 |
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:No make it so every roll adds a 12 months to the loan repayment 60bps to the interest rate
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 22:33 |
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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:60bps to the interest rate WHATS A BIP
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 23:07 |
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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:WHATS A BIP UR A BIP
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 23:13 |
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Really it should be like that BTC Simpsons gif but with horses, boats, and horsetruck equities.
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 23:24 |
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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:WHATS A BIP Lol fuckin doctors learn literally anything about finance
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 00:37 |
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Lockback posted:GWM Galaxy Brain I mean, yes you can, so long as: - you're willing to pay 5-6 figures in due diligence and legal fees to see the transaction through - you also want to buy 10m+ in other mortgages of the same tranche to make it worth the lender's time - the lender has enough current demand that they don't have enough assets to write the new business In other words, he's an idiot who's never thought properly about the numbers running across his screen.
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 00:38 |
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Maybe he thinks the bank is so hard up for cash that they'll jump for receiving 75% on the dollar?
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 00:50 |
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 00:52 |
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These are both great.
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 00:53 |
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 01:03 |
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THEY'RE NOT EVEN loving SHAPED DIFFERENTLY
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 01:28 |
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Hoodwinker posted:THEY'RE NOT EVEN loving SHAPED DIFFERENTLY How does someone receiving this even justify it? THEY'RE RECEIVING A PITCH THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY BE AT THE APEX lol it's because MLMs know their target audience: stupid greedy people
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 02:18 |
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Flashback to this guy - " I thought he was doing fine because he told me he sold stocks that were making him a profit and kept the ones that were doing bad,"
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 02:25 |
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 02:37 |
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Goddamn that Poe's law
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 04:03 |
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Hoodwinker posted:THEY'RE NOT EVEN loving SHAPED DIFFERENTLY They're literally the same in every respect except where it assumes the reader is in the hierarchy. Honestly rather than juxtaposing a pyramid scheme like that which is pretty ridiculous and mist be a parody... they should have treated it as a corporate hierarchy juxtaposition with the reader as CEO.
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 04:32 |
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 14:02 |
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At least it's honest in that the system is terrible for the vast majority of people. Kind of like crypto-currency in that it's probably going to suck regardless, but your only hope for success is getting in on the ground floor.
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 14:12 |
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MisterMarmite posted:I mean, yes you can, so long as: as I recall the guy in “the queen of Versailles” did that with a bunch of his company’s commercial real estate debt
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 16:04 |
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Krispy Wafer posted:At least it's honest in that the system is terrible for the vast majority of people. I dunno man, the ground floor of that pyramid has a couple dozen people in it. I plan to make it big by getting in near the top.
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 16:18 |
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From imgur, instead of Reddit:quote:It was a hit and run :/ I'm in college and that car was my life. I've been living at home and commuting 45 minutes to school to save money for a ring. I'm devastated. I got a great deal on my car and I'm not gonna find another car like it for the money I'm getting from my insurance company less my deductible. I feel sick. I'm glad I already got the ring because I probably wouldn't get it after today. I've been on the phone with USAA for almost an hour. I just want it to be over so I can order a pizza and cry Engagement rings seem pretty perpetually BWM.
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 17:22 |
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We ready for an engagement ring derail?
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 18:12 |
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we didnt get a wedding gangtag
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 18:39 |
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Weddings are lame and run counter to the gay agenda, no participation from this fabgoon.
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 18:44 |
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TVsVeryOwn posted:Weddings are lame and run counter to the gay agenda, no participation from this fabgoon. I thought weddings were very much a part of the gay agenda.
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 18:49 |
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My income es 60k a year and I have 300k off student loan debt what’s a reasonable monthly payment for a wedding ring? Like 400/mo?
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 18:58 |
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:My income es 60k a year and I have 300k off student loan debt what’s a reasonable monthly payment for a wedding ring? Like 400/mo? You can't get much for 400/mo. Shoot for 600/mo if you have equity in your home to draw out, otherwise go for 1k a month unsecured. therobit fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Nov 10, 2018 |
# ? Nov 10, 2018 20:37 |
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Are you still in school? Might just want to take some mone student loans if possible.
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 20:41 |
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therobit posted:Are you still in school? Might just want to take some mone student loans if possible. Let me pay for a love that never dies with a debt that never discharges. 3 months salary is passe. Your love is worth 2 semesters full load with books and fees.
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 20:45 |
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Krispy Wafer posted:Let me pay for a love that never dies with a debt that never discharges. Don't forget housing!
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 20:49 |
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$10,000 is the appropriate amount to spend on an engagement ring if it matters to her.
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 21:11 |
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Sure, if you're unemployed.
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 21:16 |
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I only procure small batch artisanal diamonds from passing comets. Everything on earth is just so pedestrian.
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 22:10 |
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Just go on a trip to southern Africa and get some uncut ones straight from a mine for a pretty good discount. Maybe hunt some rhinos while you're at it. Then head to Antwerp or New York to get it cut and set ezpz.
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 22:32 |
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:$10,000 is the appropriate amount to spend on an engagement ring if it matters to her. The rule says salary, doesn’t matter that we’re effectively commissioned, rule says salary.
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 22:36 |
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truck equity gang tag is great
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 22:38 |
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I have about $9000 in truck equity, should I roll that into a 2019 raptor?
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 23:16 |