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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

missed this from the other day but i bet this is heimbach's influence:

https://twitter.com/FordFischer/status/1061460486393421824

Heimbach has always focused on working class racists so this isn't a new direction for him. Though his natural audience is pretty limited because actual socialists are very well established and the racist GOP wing that he could poach off of is reflexively anti-socialist.

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



if he's pitching this angle by using the word socialism then he's already lost

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

White people actually love socialism when it also kills black people.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Antifa Turkeesian posted:

White people actually love socialism when it also kills black people.

yeah but I don't think Heimbach is savvy enough to walk that fine line, and also if he actually pushes it in express terms he's going to get lots of corporate retaliation, which a right wing movement isn't really set up t o weather

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
i think the cucknazi isnt very bright

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

fool_of_sound posted:

i think the cucknazi isnt very bright

Until the Cuckbox incident I thought he was probably the most dangerous national figure that the Nazis had. Now he's a joke.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
i still don't quite get the soap opera intricacy of the night of the wrong wives

he was cucking his... father-in-law?

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
Sargon of "i cant control my audience ;) ;) " Akkad is having a rough one after his wife delivered a stillborn child recently

https://twitter.com/not_sargon/status/1061662194176327681

Reclines Obesily has issued a correction as of 02:37 on Nov 12, 2018

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Ague Proof posted:

night of the wrong wives

:vince:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Ague Proof posted:

i still don't quite get the soap opera intricacy of the night of the wrong wives

he was cucking his... father-in-law?

It was definitely a "I'm my own grandpa" situation, that's all I can be sure of.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Ague Proof posted:

i still don't quite get the soap opera intricacy of the night of the wrong wives

he was cucking his... father-in-law?

I don't have it handy but someone made a flowchart explaining relatedness that doesn't clarify anything but is really funny

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Sargon’s wife had a twitter? Was she doing a complementary tradwife grift or something?

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
boy oh boy, with fans like these

https://twitter.com/sarah_zero/status/1061120739724582913

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

we have discovered a new and abjectly terrifying level of cursed image

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

haha jesus

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde

quote:

Sargon watched Metokur read superchats for two hours about his stillborn kid just to prove he isnt offended. Imagine being married to him...

^he streamed himself to 4000 people listening to these, what a bitch

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Wait, I'm out of the loop. So Sargon knocked someone up, had a stillborn baby, and his fans started making GBS threads on him for it?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Mr Interweb posted:

Wait, I'm out of the loop. So Sargon knocked someone up, had a stillborn baby, and his fans started making GBS threads on him for it?

Why wouldn't they?

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Ague Proof posted:

i still don't quite get the soap opera intricacy of the night of the wrong wives

he was cucking his... father-in-law?

iirc yes, that’s correct

and then his father in law tried to entrap him but the box he was standing on broke

and then poo poo went downhill and everyone got arrested and twp imploded

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
even funnier because heimbach is a strasserist

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

holy poo poo

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde

Mr Interweb posted:

Wait, I'm out of the loop. So Sargon knocked someone up, had a stillborn baby, and his fans started making GBS threads on him for it?

sargons popularity has taken a severe hit over the past few months ever since he had a meltdown over people making fun of this UKIP function photo

https://twitter.com/WarPlanPurple/status/1039217296982646785

people started calling him "Sargon of Applebees" this started a right wing civil war on youtube

anyway months of infighting and doxxing and blah blah we get to today and everyone hates sargon

https://twitter.com/sprice5531/status/1061128921838731264

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


turns out cultivating a fanbase of man children with no idea how to show empathy or react appropriately to tragedy has a downside. whoda thunk

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Agean90 posted:

turns out cultivating a fanbase of man children with no idea how to show empathy or react appropriately to tragedy has a downside. whoda thunk

what is the downside to the something awful forums?

01011001
Dec 26, 2012


holy poo poo lol

Flavius Aetass posted:

what is the downside to the something awful forums?

$10+

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Flavius Aetass posted:

what is the downside to the something awful forums?

glass spine syndrome

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Zeroisanumber posted:

Why wouldn't they?

Right, but I'm just making sure that's the case here.

Reclines Obesily posted:

sargons popularity has taken a severe hit over the past few months ever since he had a meltdown over people making fun of this UKIP function photo

https://twitter.com/WarPlanPurple/status/1039217296982646785

people started calling him "Sargon of Applebees" this started a right wing civil war on youtube

anyway months of infighting and doxxing and blah blah we get to today and everyone hates sargon

https://twitter.com/sprice5531/status/1061128921838731264

Wow. Very sad what happened to his kid, but he absolutely deserves every single one of those reactions.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Flavius Aetass posted:

what is the downside to the something awful forums?

4chan.

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde

Mr Interweb posted:

Wow. Very sad what happened to his kid, but he absolutely deserves every single one of those reactions.

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

sun-died tomatoes is pretty good tbf

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

01011001 posted:

iirc yes, that’s correct

and then his father in law tried to entrap him but the box he was standing on broke

and then poo poo went downhill and everyone got arrested and twp imploded

Yep, he was loving his mother in law, his father in law found out and, for reasons I'm still unclear on, stood on a box outside his trailer to look in a window to catch them in the act.

Father in law, who was Heimbach's second in command in TWP, was discovered when the box, now known to eternity as "the cuckbox", broke. The father in law then went inside and confronted Heimbach, who choked him out when he tried to get physical. Father in law apparently woke up, tried to start the fight again, got choked out again, and somewhere in there someone called the cops, I think mother in law, and everyone got arrested.

And thus concludes The Night of Wrong Wives.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004


You now they really hate him due to making his skin color darker :lol:

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Azathoth posted:

Yep, he was loving his mother in law, his father in law found out and, for reasons I'm still unclear on, stood on a box outside his trailer to look in a window to catch them in the act.

Father in law, who was Heimbach's second in command in TWP, was discovered when the box, now known to eternity as "the cuckbox", broke. The father in law then went inside and confronted Heimbach, who choked him out when he tried to get physical. Father in law apparently woke up, tried to start the fight again, got choked out again, and somewhere in there someone called the cops, I think mother in law, and everyone got arrested.

And thus concludes The Night of Wrong Wives.

only audio recording from the incident is from when he slipped and fell off the box

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I'm not happy that he has found new pastures, or surprised, but as a resident of southern Indiana I'm glad that heimbach is gone

He was the subject of nemerous "rural white Trump voter" stories in the leadup to 2016 as well, very sympathetic profiles

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Sorry his kid died. That sucks. But Sargon's a piece of poo poo.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



The lady he was banging was also the landlord to their whole white supremacist commune as well

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

sargon may have outdone even B^Uckley when it comes to how not to handle a miscarriage

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Azathoth posted:

Yep, he was loving his mother in law, his father in law found out and, for reasons I'm still unclear on, stood on a box outside his trailer to look in a window to catch them in the act.

Father in law, who was Heimbach's second in command in TWP, was discovered when the box, now known to eternity as "the cuckbox", broke. The father in law then went inside and confronted Heimbach, who choked him out when he tried to get physical. Father in law apparently woke up, tried to start the fight again, got choked out again, and somewhere in there someone called the cops, I think mother in law, and everyone got arrested.

And thus concludes The Night of Wrong Wives.
and heimbach was married to his father-in-law's sister i believe, so not only was his loving his father-in-law's wife, he was cheating on the father-in-law's sister as a double insult

Epic High Five posted:

The lady he was banging was also the landlord to their whole white supremacist commune as well
correct

salisbury shake
Dec 27, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzz42IJKAdo&t=417s

"investigative journalism"

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Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

and heimbach was married to his father-in-law's sister i believe, so not only was his loving his father-in-law's wife, he was cheating on the father-in-law's sister as a double insult

correct

i think this ends with heimbach becoming his own grandpa

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