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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Godholio posted:

Their argument is that she brought it on herself by lying.
Hmmm...Tucker has been doing that most weekdays for most of his life.

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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Soulex posted:

One of my friends worked all summer to buy a truck his buddy's dad was gonna sell him. White Ford Pickup for around 10k but could KBB for 15-18k. Florida summer labor is horrible . He finally saved enough but loving blew it all in a week on coke. He still got the truck eventually but boy howdy was that a warning to me not to gently caress with that poo poo. Ive done it, just never bought it.

I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

EBB posted:

I appreciate this reference.

loving same. A+

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

facialimpediment posted:

Fox News is currently protesting that Twitter isn't taking action about the people that doxxed Tucker Carlson. That's literally it, no other funny business.

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1061773342112247808?s=19

The Senate is now 52-47, plus/minus one seat depending on the Florida recount!

lmao they netted two seats urrrrr red wave urrrr

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009
I'm wondering if she'll even survive the primary this time around

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Immanentized posted:

I'm wondering if she'll even survive the primary this time around

With as far as the chuds have slipped into open fascism I'm not actually sure I want to know the results of the alternative universe where this takes place and the question is asked literally.

Here in Hellfucker 2018 dimension earth I'm gonna say she can't possibly be dumb enough to think the rest of the voting base isn't so sick of her poo poo that they give her a gigantic middle finger and put up a candidate that can actually win over Hair Furor.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
Knowing the CHUDs, one of them will successfully bomb/shoot/fly a light aircraft (because Irony is 2018's breakfast) into her, allowing President Beto to ascend un-opposed through a Primary full of empty suits,

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
It's worth noting that 'former advisor' is Mark "loving dumbass who has never been right about anything" Penn, so

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Mark Penn is pretty much the worst political strategist in the modern era, yeah.

It's almost admirable how wrong he's been yet still somehow convinces other people to pay him gobs of money so that they too can be wrong.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Vasudus posted:

Mark Penn is pretty much the worst political strategist in the modern era, yeah.

It's almost admirable how wrong he's been yet still somehow convinces other people to pay him gobs of money so that they too can be wrong.

It's like how NFL coaches keep getting fired and rehired continuously.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Vasudus posted:

Mark Penn is pretty much the worst political strategist in the modern era, yeah.

It's almost admirable how wrong he's been yet still somehow convinces other people to pay him gobs of money so that they too can be wrong.

the problem with DC isn't politicians its all the loving advisers strategists and wonks

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


My head hurt from the banality

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Soulex posted:

My head hurt from the banality

I meant to tack that on to the one about the loud eaters.

I am too lazy to double check my shitposting.

Shameful.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrfan/status/1061734917485281280?s=21

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

d..did trump just alienate like a few hundred thousand of his staunchest supporters there?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Don Dongington posted:

d..did trump just alienate like a few hundred thousand of his staunchest supporters there?

Yeah I can’t believe it either.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Don Dongington posted:

d..did trump just alienate like a few hundred thousand of his staunchest supporters there?

Look who the tweet is from.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Don Dongington posted:

d..did trump just alienate like a few hundred thousand of his staunchest supporters there?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrFan/status/1059943723608489984

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrfan/status/1061637917301448709?s=21

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

This one is actually a little to close to reality:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrFan/status/1053242147833552897

Edit: Last tweet I'm posting.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
Fake Trump makes more sense then Real Trump:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1061952604807274498?s=19
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1061954325843468288?s=19

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Hmm maybe downsize the military and military spending then...

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

That Works posted:

Hmm maybe downsize the military and military spending then...

NO TRUMP DADDY NEED BIG STRONG MILITARY!

NEED MILITARY PARADE

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
How the gently caress has this not been in the news sooner?

https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1061853871318949888?s=21

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


I thought "Support our Troops" just meant 'don't protest our multiple bad idea foreign wars'. You wanted more than that?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

How the gently caress has this not been in the news sooner?

https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1061853871318949888?s=21

I eagerly await the mountain of fuckups when they go tinkering with the VA payment system.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

That Works posted:

I thought "Support our Troops" just meant 'don't protest our multiple bad idea foreign wars'. You wanted more than that?

Well, not being poo poo on the way the Vietnam Vets were is the main thing. Anything more than that is a bonus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIXSa21y5Po

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

How the gently caress has this not been in the news sooner?

https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1061853871318949888?s=21

Because a few of us were bitching about it in the student vets thread. It was kinda just assumed this was due to Trump incompetence. It’s actually weird now to learn it really was. I called the VA a few times and each time they said that the system is working as intended and my claim will be processed in the order it was received.

I was one of the lucky ones who go paid merely 9 weeks into the semester.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

M_Gargantua posted:

Because a few of us were bitching about it in the student vets thread. It was kinda just assumed this was due to Trump incompetence. It’s actually weird now to learn it really was. I called the VA a few times and each time they said that the system is working as intended and my claim will be processed in the order it was received.

I was one of the lucky ones who go paid merely 9 weeks into the semester.

jesus, if one of my housing payments didn't come through i would have been out on the street.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/1061985199456743425

"Boys will be boys," says racist-rear end dad, PTA member.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

This thread’s getting a little intense. Why not take a break and cuddle up with your favorite stuffed bear?

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1061965651470925825

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

pantslesswithwolves posted:

This thread’s getting a little intense. Why not take a break and cuddle up with your favorite stuffed bear?

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1061965651470925825

:staredog:

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

pantslesswithwolves posted:

This thread’s getting a little intense. Why not take a break and cuddle up with your favorite stuffed bear?

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1061965651470925825

I thought this was originally an SNL skit? or am I wrong?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

pantslesswithwolves posted:

This thread’s getting a little intense. Why not take a break and cuddle up with your favorite stuffed bear?

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1061965651470925825

Imagine sending this video to 1997.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Defenestrategy posted:

I thought this was originally an SNL skit? or am I wrong?

Snopes confirms its a real product, and it was advertised on Fox News channel

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


That's been around for at least a year. I'm pretty sure we talked about it before.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



He’s a national embarrassment I think for the twentieth time this week.

Veterans Day. That’s all you had to mention.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

pantslesswithwolves posted:

This thread’s getting a little intense. Why not take a break and cuddle up with your favorite stuffed bear?

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1061965651470925825

I've never seen advertisement where the price is is mentioned in a format of "two installments of 19 dollars". I don't think that's even legal here in Germany.

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1062005636488142848?s=19

lmao

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