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Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:




Found in the wild

That stand in front of the bumper sticker is the worst bumper sticker in the loving world.

Every soldier I've seen with that has been a private or the wife of one.

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Hizawk posted:

That stand in front of the bumper sticker is the worst bumper sticker in the loving world.

Every soldier I've seen with that has been a private or the wife of one.

Plus, its literally advocating for execution of dissenters, which is par for the course for facists. I don't know why they think this is a cute sticker.

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment
most soldiers can't qual for poo poo so whatever, just stand for 3 seconds and lie down and you'll be fine

e: or stand at 301m

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I’m the bottom right typo

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
A fascist who hates “liberals” but loves weed

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Scratch Monkey posted:

A fascist who hates “liberals” but loves weed

Have you ever been to a Marine barracks? The dealers who don't get caught are dealing only psychedelics the dogs don't sniff for

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



You can tell that's vintage Loomer because she still has the checkmark.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Steezo posted:

Have you ever been to a Marine barracks? The dealers who don't get caught are dealing only psychedelics the dogs don't sniff for

Dog only knows to smell what it was trained for, mostly explosives. That said, I took weed on post multiple times, car was gone through by a dog once with a bag and pipe in my backpack in the backseat, didn't even flinch. Ran through my barracks room twice over a year, weed and pipe present both times, never picked up by the dogs.

Barracks tossing is to find the people who rat themselves out. The dogs are largely just for show.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
This is from a real mailer that came in my mailbox.


SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
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SimonCat fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Nov 5, 2018

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

ded posted:

This is from a real mailer that came in my mailbox.




real talk different political parties are going to take that different ways

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/hann23/status/1060707526101123072

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

I'm glad to see some sense is coming out of all this.

All hail Gritty and let us find his weekly sacrifice.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


Lol Trump absolutely does not know how to drive an automobile.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://twitter.com/mermatriarch/status/1061014067660374017

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
What the gently caress

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Maybe stop cutting the balls off your reincarnated veterans, then.

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Maybe stop cutting the balls off your reincarnated veterans, then.

VAhealthcare.txt

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Maybe stop cutting the balls off your reincarnated veterans, then.

Hremsfeld posted:

VAhealthcare.txt

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

I looked over at Duffelblog for the full story and... :stare:

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment
mattis ate the crayon like any good marine

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
......uhhhh, the next step after that was basically an Invasion of Mexico....

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mattis wants a fifth star

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Cursed image

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

he was gonna drink the koolaid eventually eh

Wasn’t Trump possibly hinting at getting rid of him

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
https://twitter.com/adamcbest/status/1063618573044785152

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Not a -single- -loving- -mustache- from the GOP. :mad:

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

Godholio posted:

Not a -single- -loving- -mustache- from the GOP. :mad:



they're normally implied but I went and drew a bunch of hitler staches on all those emoticons for you Ghole

edit whoops i missed one

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

I’m the white face in the sea of yellow faces :confused:

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
I think that dude is a Mexican vampire.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Nah, we're merging with the simspons universe and this is just the first sign. Cancellation cannot come soon enough.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

mods changed my name posted:



they're normally implied but I went and drew a bunch of hitler staches on all those emoticons for you Ghole

edit whoops i missed one

PerFECto

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


gently caress

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