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literal million dollar babies
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Nov 11, 2018 11:04
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augh https://mobile.twitter.com/aral/status/1017113204143640582 a company that sells targeted ad campaigns designed to psychologically influence the target
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Nov 11, 2018 17:12
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thats the last 100 years of advertising tbqh
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Nov 11, 2018 17:18
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got any sevens posted:thats the last 100 years of advertising tbqh yeah but now you can gently caress
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Nov 11, 2018 17:24
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all advertising since they invented advertising has been about sex
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Nov 11, 2018 19:06
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Main Paineframe posted:augh I can't help but have the same reaction to this as I did to the safety pin box
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Nov 11, 2018 19:08
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Main Paineframe posted:augh Imagine being so passive aggressive that you would hire an ad agency to convince your family members to do things instead of just talking to them.
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Nov 11, 2018 19:34
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Main Paineframe posted:augh all of my favorite services have a frequently asked question called "is it legal?" and the answer is "surprisingly, yes"
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Nov 11, 2018 19:37
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https://twitter.com/janellecshane/status/1061364592029270016
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Nov 11, 2018 19:38
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Class Warcraft posted:Imagine being so passive aggressive that you would hire an ad agency to convince your family members to do things instead of just talking to them. ROFL imagine just asking a woman to get horny so you can gently caress tonight
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Nov 11, 2018 19:41
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Hey honey I just got off work do you mind like just diddling it a little bit so we can have a quickie before dinner
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Nov 11, 2018 19:42
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I got my rear end up at 6 goddamn in the morning and you cant fuckin touch your puss a little while you watch the roast???
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Nov 11, 2018 19:43
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Former DILF posted:ROFL imagine just asking a woman to get horny so you can gently caress tonight don't steal my move
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Nov 11, 2018 20:30
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Former DILF posted:yeah but now you can gently caress tbf i doubt anyone paying for this service will actually be doing much loving
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Nov 11, 2018 20:37
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poo poo, me and my "hey wife you wanna have sex right now" routine just can't keep up in these modern times
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Nov 11, 2018 21:14
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lol if you don’t spend weeks e-gaslighting your SO to have sex with you
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Nov 11, 2018 21:48
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i hope i don't get cyberbrain sclerosis in the next 10 years
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Nov 11, 2018 21:54
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got any sevens posted:apparently two private schools in seattle are running facial recog and you have to smile for the doors to open Found an article. Apparently the smile is for this: "After they registered, they’d be able to enter the school by smiling at a camera at the front gate. (Smiling tells the software that it’s looking at a live person and not, for instance, a photograph)." Which makes a kind of sense, I suppose, although now I'm wondering if I could fool it with a video on a tablet of the person doing the smile. But thinking back to how much I loving hated school, being forced to smile just to be permitted to enter... holy cow I would have resented that so much. I'm sure I would have experimented until I found some variation of a sneer that it would accept. https://www.wired.com/story/realnetworks-facial-recognition-technology-schools/
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Nov 11, 2018 22:17
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I wonder if dropping trou and spreading your rear end cheeks to show your prolapsed butthole would trick the computer
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Nov 11, 2018 23:31
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smile upside-down to signal duress when the shooter says smile to let him in.
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Nov 11, 2018 23:46
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Vox Nihili posted:tbf i doubt anyone paying for this service will actually be doing much loving Thank god for small miracles I guess
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Nov 12, 2018 01:35
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Or you could just learn how to give her an orgasm every time so she actually wants to gently caress you, rather than just feeling obligated to getting another chore done. Lol who am I kidding they'd rather keep manipulating and guilt-tripping their spouses into sexual servitude. Fire up the computer! Get those ads fuckin with her mind!
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Nov 12, 2018 02:29
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Powered Descent posted:But thinking back to how much I loving hated school, being forced to smile just to be permitted to enter... holy cow I would have resented that so much. I'm sure I would have experimented until I found some variation of a sneer that it would accept. I image the ratio of sarcastic smiles goes up exponentially with the ages.
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Nov 12, 2018 07:19
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Crossposting
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Nov 12, 2018 07:25
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ice is holding over 44000 prisoners right now it’s the American gestapo
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Nov 12, 2018 07:46
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Milo and POTUS posted:Crossposting jfc The current CEO of 7-Eleven is Joe DePinto, a West Point grad who got the job in 2005 and has spent his tenure slowly tightening the screw on franchisees, demanding business practices that return more profit to corporate HQ at the expense of the independent operators. As the franchisees have felt the sting, they've fought back, suing the company over DePinto's policies. volunteer troops are scum
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Nov 12, 2018 08:46
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Main Paineframe posted:just ask AOL At what point will your average CEO start looking at shilling out a million dollars for a single employees healthcare and say “hey maybe that crazy Medicare for all idea might be ok”
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Nov 12, 2018 10:05
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Officers are generally speaking, the worst kind of troop over all, but Academy graduates seem to be almost universally sociopaths
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Nov 12, 2018 10:06
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Rhesus Pieces posted:ice is holding over 44000 prisoners right now I remember reading tranime scholar posted:if you're ever having to defend your side by saying 'no, you see, it's not really a concentration camp..', you're probably rooting for the wrong side
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Nov 12, 2018 14:43
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got any sevens posted:jfc the Japanese 7-11 should take over the American one
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Nov 12, 2018 14:59
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Have a friend that graduated third in his class at west point, can confirm he is a total sociopath.
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Nov 12, 2018 15:11
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Rhesus Pieces posted:ice is holding over 44000 prisoners right now I read a good number of books in grad school about Nazism and it really depresses me they're going to be rewritten sometime in the near future with relatively minor narrative changes to adjust for the US slide into racialized fascism like if you stop and look at the academically accepted understanding of the Holocaust we are disturbingly allegorically adjacent to the early erection of camps and their corresponding increase in incarceration (proportionately we arrest more people), which was three years after poo poo like the Restoration of the Civil Service Act, which I bet the GOP will use as a template at some point
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Nov 12, 2018 15:22
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got any sevens posted:jfc and then he just went and got his MBA and somehow went directly into executive jobs from there must've been connected
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Nov 12, 2018 15:34
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hobbesmaster posted:the Japanese 7-11 should take over the American one I'm not sure if  , but Japanese 7-11 has owned American 7-11 for over a decade.
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Nov 12, 2018 15:45
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https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/11/business/media/nanoinfluencers-instagram-influencers.html By now you have probably heard of influencers, that group of internet-famous people who have more than a million social media followers and can make big money by plugging various brands. And you may have even heard of microinfluencers, who do the same thing for a still sizable but somewhat smaller social media audience — from the tens to low hundreds of thousands. Now get ready for the nanoinfluencers. That is the term (“nanos” for short) used by companies to describe people who have as few as 1,000 followers and are willing to advertise products on social media. [...] “Everyone who’s on Instagram has that friend who is just really popular and is racking up ‘likes’ and comments and has great content,” said Ms. Karwowski, who defined nanoinfluencers as people with roughly 1,000 to 5,000 Instagram followers. “They’ve probably never worked with a brand before, but they’re just really good at social media.” Companies are seeking out relative unknowns during a gold rush in advertising through popular social media personalities. But as influencers — like the 20-year-old fashion model Luka Sabbat, with his 1.4 million Instagram followers — have grown in popularity, they have started charging more. And with their success and online fame, they may be losing the homespun quality that once distinguished them from the crowd of celebrity endorsers. “There is such a saturation at the top,” Ms. Karwowski said. “We’ve seen a real push to work with smaller and smaller influencers, because their engagement is so high and we have the technology to work with a lot more influencers now and track and measure what is and isn’t working.”
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Nov 12, 2018 15:47
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Limiting social media use reduced loneliness and depression in new experiment
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Nov 12, 2018 18:38
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We have to keep all our poo poo in a locker at this new job for Reasons and "8 hour break from Twitter" should have been listed as a benefit
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Nov 12, 2018 20:52
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twitter delenda est
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Nov 14, 2018 02:27
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https://twitter.com/eyywa/status/1062393505874620416
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Nov 14, 2018 03:59
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Me to my therapist: https://twitter.com/dril/status/247222360309121024?s=19
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Nov 14, 2018 04:01
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