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jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k



Oh my goodness :allears:

Only way to top this story is if Triple J took punching lessons from Luke in an effort to take down Spidey himself.

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Verant
Oct 20, 2012

Go on an adventure ordained by fate?
-->Okay.
-->Eh.
Honestly I'm hoping Jonah tries stiffing Luke on the fee, so we can get a week's worth of "Where's my money, honey" jokes

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Next time: Jonah, Welcome to your Doom!

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
That last panel threw me. It's an actually funny joke, it's understated, and it's dialogue I can imagine coming out of a human being's mouth. Wild.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Great lion of Zion!! :allears:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Verant posted:

Honestly I'm hoping Jonah tries stiffing Luke on the fee, so we can get a week's worth of "Where's my money, honey" jokes

Oh you bet Jonah is going to be a terrible cheapskate about paying Luke, likely because Luke ends up helping Spidey instead, and this will end with Power Man punching through the wall of Jonah's house asking for his cash. Spidey will be safely hiding behind Luke, mocking his boss.

Libra
Jan 5, 2011

JJJ will ride around on Newspaper Luke Cage's shoulders for the entire arc

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

jyrque posted:

Oh my goodness :allears:

Only way to top this story is if Triple J took punching lessons from Luke in an effort to take down Spidey himself.

Luke has to team up with Spidey to defeat Kingpin's personal trainer.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Libra posted:

JJJ will ride around on Newspaper Luke Cage's shoulders for the entire arc

Nah. He's just gonna sharpie a hitler 'stache on Cage's face so Spidey knows who payed to bring him down. Power Jonah!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Jerusalem posted:

Next time: Jonah, Welcome to you're "Doom!"

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




You have no idea how happy it would make me if the end result was newspaper Jessica Jones.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Amazing. The last time we thought Luke Cage was showing up it was because we knew this is exactly how he was going to make his entrance.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

As in, Jonah is named heir to the throne of Latveria?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Cat Mattress posted:

As in, Jonah is named heir to the throne of Latveria?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OYA_rNgGjg

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

I am unreasonably pleased at this turn of events.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

NEXT: THE BULLETPROOF MAN AND

UHH WHAT'S THE MAIN DUDE'S NAME AGAIN?

OH YEAH

AND THE HUMAN SPIDER!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
What was that purple Definitely Not Spider-Man character that appeared once in the comics? I can't figure his name for the life of me but it was some sort of pun with trademarks or something.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Why is he holding a bottle of cologne?

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

The Phantom is purple? I unno

I wonder if we're going to be seeing "classic" era Cage or Bendis era wordy Cage. The lack of tiara implies the latter but we'll see...

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Scaramouche posted:

The Phantom is purple? I unno

I wonder if we're going to be seeing "classic" era Cage or Bendis era wordy Cage. The lack of tiara implies the latter but we'll see...

Even the most out of touch man would not write someone unironically talking like a 70s blaxploitation caricature in this day and age.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Lurdiak posted:

Even the most out of touch man would not write someone unironically talking like a 70s blaxploitation caricature in this day and age.

Give me my tariff, sheriff!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Scaramouche posted:

The Phantom is purple? I unno

I wonder if we're going to be seeing "classic" era Cage or Bendis era wordy Cage. The lack of tiara implies the latter but we'll see...

In the actual comics, not NSM. There is a character with Spider-Man themed uniform but with different colors but named The Arachnid or something, it made the rounds on the Funny Panels thread but I can't find it and it is a surprisingly hard thing to google.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Samuringa posted:

In the actual comics, not NSM. There is a character with Spider-Man themed uniform but with different colors but named The Arachnid or something, it made the rounds on the Funny Panels thread but I can't find it and it is a surprisingly hard thing to google.

Spider Hero?

frodnonnag
Aug 13, 2007

Samuringa posted:

In the actual comics, not NSM. There is a character with Spider-Man themed uniform but with different colors but named The Arachnid or something, it made the rounds on the Funny Panels thread but I can't find it and it is a surprisingly hard thing to google.

My favorite new(?) Character is spiders-man. A sentient glob of spiders that think they are peter parker.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


That's interestingly enough not the first character named Spiders-man. The other one is from Earth X and is has a weird lizardy skin condition that makes his skin kinda look like Spider-man's costume.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Choco1980 posted:

Spider Hero?



Goddamnit, finally! Although that is an image for ants

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Jerry Cotton posted:

Why is he holding a bottle of cologne?

He's not, he's having an expresso

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Synthbuttrange posted:

He's not, he's having an expresso


You know, I figured out why his dialogue Sunday seemed so off-brand for NSM: Luke Cage said the only thing in that whole strip that ended in a period.

Luckily, they used today's recap to correct that.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

That is Blade, going by Ronin, dressed as an off brand Spider-Man.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

David D. Davidson posted:

That is Blade, going by Ronin, dressed as an off brand Spider-Man.

Being shouted at by Doctor Octopus in Spider-Man's body.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

You know, I figured out why his dialogue Sunday seemed so off-brand for NSM: Luke Cage said the only thing in that whole strip that ended in a period.

Luckily, they used today's recap to correct that.

"I said

THE DOOR IS BROKEN AND NEEDS FIXING! "

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Push El Burrito posted:

Being shouted at by Doctor Octopus in Spider-Man's body.

They let Kojima write Spider-Man? :eyepop:

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

Jerry Cotton posted:

They let Kojima write Spider-Man? :eyepop:

Superior Spider-man rules and is both a funny and a really weird comic.
Also check out the Superior foes of the Superior Spider-man, it's about the useless new sinister six (there's only five villains) and their struggles in a post-Parker world.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Psychedelicatessen posted:

Superior Spider-man rules and is both a funny and a really weird comic.
Also check out the Superior foes of the Superior Spider-man, it's about the useless new sinister six (there's only five villains) and their struggles in a post-Parker world.

Wasn't that like Paste Pot Pete and Stilt Girl and others?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Proteus Jones posted:

Wasn't that like Paste Pot Pete and Stilt Girl and others?

Isn't Paste Pot Pete the Trapster?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Jerry Cotton posted:

Isn't Paste Pot Pete the Trapster?

Was, but I think Spider-Man or Deadpool started calling him that and it stuck.

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1062054160928006147

ecavalli
Nov 18, 2012



gently caress!

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Stan Lee's final gift to us was Newspaper Luke Cage complaining about doors.

What a man.

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