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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Torrannor posted:

I've never seen advertisement where the price is is mentioned in a format of "two installments of 19 dollars". I don't think that's even legal here in Germany.

You haven't seen anything yet.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Maybe it's what you're wearing :smug:

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Torrannor posted:

I've never seen advertisement where the price is is mentioned in a format of "two installments of 19 dollars". I don't think that's even legal here in Germany.

It's a common thing in order-off-of-TV products aimed at idiots and the elderly.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Similar to cash for gold and payday loan services

Capitalism was the mistake.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/NarangVipin/status/1061966890120237056

The NYT is here taking US politician claims that the DPRK agreed to disarm and denuclearize, claims which are not accurate, and turning it around to suggest that the DPRK is the one engaging in deceptive practices. Military secrecy != deception.

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch

mlmp08 posted:

https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/1061985199456743425

"Boys will be boys," says racist-rear end dad, PTA member.

I went to an all-boys Catholic High School, and would do a toy drive before Christmas every year. One year, we had a large gathering in the gym with all the toys piled in the middle of the floor, and the priest or whoever asked us all to extend a hand to say a prayer over the toys.

I remember thinking of is that if anyone walked in at that moment, all they’d see is 1000 white boys standing and giving the hitler salute. Probably not the best look for us.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

I would be nice to anyone riding around with a trumpy bear because I'd consider that a fair indicator that they are about an untied shoelace away from some mass murder.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Black security guard at a bar engages and subdues a shooter who was kicked out of the bar.

Cops show up and shoot the security guard.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/11/bl...pg7_xC3g_uIIRaw

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

pkells posted:

I went to an all-boys Catholic High School, and would do a toy drive before Christmas every year. One year, we had a large gathering in the gym with all the toys piled in the middle of the floor, and the priest or whoever asked us all to extend a hand to say a prayer over the toys.

I remember thinking of is that if anyone walked in at that moment, all they’d see is 1000 white boys standing and giving the hitler salute. Probably not the best look for us.

My cousin had a Catholic wedding, and during the hand raising blessing part I didn't know what to say, so I recited that opening speech from Medal of Honor Frontline.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

CommieGIR posted:

Black security guard at a bar engages and subdues a shooter who was kicked out of the bar.

Cops show up and shoot the security guard.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/11/bl...pg7_xC3g_uIIRaw

Hmm I wonder why they would have shot the security guard 🤔

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


CommieGIR posted:

Black security guard at a bar engages and subdues a shooter who was kicked out of the bar.

Cops show up and shoot the security guard.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/11/bl...pg7_xC3g_uIIRaw

Thanks for ruining my day with a non trumpy horrible story.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

CommieGIR posted:

Black security guard at a bar engages and subdues a shooter who was kicked out of the bar.

Cops show up and shoot the security guard.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/11/bl...pg7_xC3g_uIIRaw

If only there was a good guy with a gun to protect everyone.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
You need a good guy with a gun. To kill the good guy with a gun. Who stopped the bad guy with a gun.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Thanks to felony murder laws I think you'll find it was actually the bad guy with a gun that was responsible for the death of the good guy with a gun!

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
I'm sure the NRA will say something about this tragedy!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


mods changed my name posted:

I'm sure the NRA will say something about this tragedy!

"Blacks would be a lot safer if they disarmed"

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Rain appears to have replaced stairs as the dumb thing that Trump is completely scared of for no reason.

https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1062018849023889409?s=19

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

But remember the time Obama had a marine hold an umbrella for him?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/jesselehrich/status/1062001468339838976?s=21

A very sore loser man

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


My soon to be former congressman is a piece of poo poo.

See also: His complaints that you can't call women sluts anymore.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


facialimpediment posted:

Rain appears to have replaced stairs as the dumb thing that Trump is completely scared of for no reason.

https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1062018849023889409?s=19

I live next to Arlington Cemetery. It's overcast but there's no rain whatsoever right now. It hasn't rained at all today.


Man, gently caress that rear end in a top hat.


Waiting for Meghan McCain to yell about this and then in the very next breath, blame the liberal media.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
As much as I hate to give Donnie Peepants the benefit of the doubt, I’d wager that the stuff going down in Gaza is probably sending the Pentagon into crisis mode
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-46174912

How much of a crisis will depend on just how many tweets he sends out today.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


I'll remove that benefit. Any other president, I would imagine would just move their visit to earlier in the day, show up for the 45 minute ceremony at the Tomb of the Unknown and then head over to the Pentagon right after since it's right next door (and they usually shut down that part of the GW Parkway, all 2 miles of it, whenever the president is going to either location).

Donnie's afraid of rain. He also hates leaving his residence before 10AM.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Deathy McDeath posted:

As much as I hate to give Donnie Peepants the benefit of the doubt, I’d wager that the stuff going down in Gaza is probably sending the Pentagon into crisis mode
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-46174912

How much of a crisis will depend on just how many tweets he sends out today.

what intifada are we at

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

bob dobbs is dead posted:

what intifada are we at

I think this one is a reboot so they're just calling it "Intifada"

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

bob dobbs is dead posted:

what intifada are we at

third if it ever really pops off.

Dum Cumpster posted:

I think this one is a reboot so they're just calling it "Intifada"

or that

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Deathy McDeath posted:

As much as I hate to give Donnie Peepants the benefit of the doubt, I’d wager that the stuff going down in Gaza is probably sending the Pentagon into crisis mode
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-46174912

How much of a crisis will depend on just how many tweets he sends out today.

How is this any more of a crisis than all the other times Israelis blast Palestinians

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/marceelias/status/1062036915090870272

Blood for the blood gods.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Fallom posted:

How is this any more of a crisis than all the other times Israelis blast Palestinians

Israel's cheap imitation of Trump is the current PM.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I think Arizona officially has a dem senator now

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
A Veteran with a question for Tom.

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1061959336556224512?s=20

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

I'm still 100% convinced all this Armistice/Veterans Day Trump stuff is him being pouty over not getting his parade. The White House is going to blame weather because being afraid of rain is honestly less embarrassing.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Sure is convenient all this rain that keeps following Strong Daddy around ruining all his plans. Just terrible how much he can't be seen in public because of all this rain. Low energy. Sad.

Oh well better poo poo out a tweet about it.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/oliviasolon/status/1062028105030754304?s=21

Makeup Anxiety.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
I'm going to blame Obama and HAARP for all of this

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

CommieGIR posted:

Blood for the blood gods.

It's hilarious how every Serious Person throughout government continuously has to figure out ways of telling Trump to shut the gently caress up 1) not by name, 2) in nicer words

https://twitter.com/AmyEGardner/status/1062036927820587008

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1062052518384070657

Stan Lee is dead as hell

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

rip stan i'm sorry my reaction to all your comic book movie cameos was shock that you were still around

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

CommieGIR posted:

Snopes confirms its a real product, and it was advertised on Fox News channel

I got one from my secret Santa last year

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Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I got one from my secret Santa last year

did the American Blanket keep you warm?

Do you pose Trumpy on all national holidays? Like right now having it hide in the closet because he's afraid of the rain?

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