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-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

I can't get enough of those little hands.

Kazak posted:

Lolol that last one is a picture I took of a possum that came into work

Here are a few more

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Crimson Harvest: Jul 14, 2004; I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!

Huh relaxed and happy possums are pretty cool.

# ? Nov 10, 2018 23:08

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Isn't an issue with possums as pets is that they have a pretty short life span?

# ? Nov 10, 2018 23:15

Nuevo: May 23, 2006; Fun Shoe

muscles like this! posted:

Isn't an issue with possums as pets is that they have a pretty short life span?

wiki posted:

The opossum lifespan is unusually short for a mammal of its size, usually only one to two years in the wild and as long as four or more years in captivity. Senescence is rapid.

That's like...rat/mouse lifespan, geez.

# ? Nov 10, 2018 23:20

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

They're basically :v:

incarnate

# ? Nov 10, 2018 23:46

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Jungle chonk.

# ? Nov 11, 2018 00:26

Huzzah!: Sep 15, 2007; Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/1061409171826860032

# ? Nov 11, 2018 01:16

JackMann: Aug 11, 2010; Secure. Contain. Protect.; Fallen Rib

Megillah Gorilla posted:

https://i.imgur.com/8oXcxVJ.mp4

Is that a chow chow? What kind of dog is under all that fluff?

# ? Nov 11, 2018 02:46

Safari Disco Lion: Jul 21, 2011; Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

Tibetan Mastiff?

# ? Nov 11, 2018 03:01

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

https://twitter.com/Rose4_10/status/1061279285040672769

Huh, i guess the box is labeled correctly after all

# ? Nov 11, 2018 04:48

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/hiitaylorblake/status/1061031973496471552

# ? Nov 11, 2018 05:05

Helith: Nov 5, 2009; Basket of Adorables

There's a wild Aussie Brush tail possum living on my balcony, but it's really hard to get a picture because during the day it's sleeping/resting in the drey it built so you can only see a bit of it and at night it's out and about. We never see it leave or come back either.
It's a very good balcony squatter though and being very quiet and considerate.

# ? Nov 11, 2018 05:36

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

BaronVonVaderham posted:

The new owner sent me some video of him running on his wheel like a doofus, chowing down on some corn on the cob, playing with his new brothers and sisters, but I can't find them at the moment. I've never, ever given up a pet before in my life, it was really hard, but it was the best thing for him and he's so happy now riding that megachonk glider around.

Until you pointed it out, I didn't see mister oh lawd he glidin' back in the corner, holy :lol:

# ? Nov 11, 2018 06:16

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/986677011790745601/pu/vid/480x480/a6pno-umO1kSp_D7.mp4?tag=2

# ? Nov 11, 2018 07:46

Nordick: Sep 3, 2011; Yes.

My uncle just posted this photo of their animals out for walkies in the woods, and I have now passed on from this mortal coil.

# ? Nov 11, 2018 19:52

Perestroika: Apr 8, 2010

Nordick posted:

My uncle just posted this photo of their animals out for walkies in the woods, and I have now passed on from this mortal coil.

Oh my god those sweaters :kimchi:

https://i.imgur.com/UY1t3ME.mp4

# ? Nov 11, 2018 19:59

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

Nordick posted:

My uncle just posted this photo of their animals out for walkies in the woods, and I have now passed on from this mortal coil.

Kits in knits :3:

# ? Nov 11, 2018 20:01

Nordick: Sep 3, 2011; Yes.

Perestroika posted:

Oh my god those sweaters

I knooooooow :kimchi:

# ? Nov 11, 2018 20:01

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Nordick posted:

My uncle just posted this photo of their animals out for walkies in the woods, and I have now passed on from this mortal coil.

Why don't the dogs get fancy sweaters?

# ? Nov 11, 2018 20:07

Automata 10 Pack: Jun 21, 2007; Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette

Nordick posted:

My uncle just posted this photo of their animals out for walkies in the woods, and I have now passed on from this mortal coil.

i love your uncle

# ? Nov 11, 2018 20:27

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Long overdue, but I was running errands back in August and got caught in some surprise commuter traffic.

# ? Nov 11, 2018 20:38

Zwabu: Aug 7, 2006

Nordick posted:

My uncle just posted this photo of their animals out for walkies in the woods, and I have now passed on from this mortal coil.

Homeward Bound sequel looking good!

# ? Nov 11, 2018 20:40

Nordick: Sep 3, 2011; Yes.

Odd Mutant posted:

i love your uncle

He is a very good person.

Billy Gnosis posted:

Why don't the dogs get fancy sweaters?

Because the cats are the leaders of the operation and thus get to wear sweaters as a symbol of their rank.

# ? Nov 11, 2018 21:03

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Huzzah! posted:

https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/1061409171826860032

# ? Nov 11, 2018 21:31

Mu Zeta: Oct 17, 2002; Me crush ass to dust

Firemen rescuing animals the past few days

# ? Nov 11, 2018 21:52

Nordick: Sep 3, 2011; Yes.

Bert Roberge posted:

Yes, that is an Undeniable Feline Overlord

# ? Nov 11, 2018 21:52

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

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Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

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Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1061950205480914945

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

https://i.imgur.com/I2jIAkc.mp4

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Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/chengren21/status/1061997500872089602

# ? Nov 12, 2018 16:32

raverrn: Apr 5, 2005; Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!

Edit: Eh, gently caress formatting.

Just click it.

# ? Nov 12, 2018 19:56

SubNat: Nov 27, 2008

raverrn posted:

Edit: Eh, gently caress formatting.

Just click it.

Just copy the video address and slap it in, if you want it to embed.
https://i.imgur.com/8xP66wv.mp4

It doesn't work in the preview, but works when the post is live.

# ? Nov 12, 2018 20:01

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Bert Roberge posted:

https://i.imgur.com/I2jIAkc.mp4

Snuggliest hermit crab ever.

# ? Nov 12, 2018 22:04

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry