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Bilirubin posted:You are walking through a desert and come across a tortoise on its back *rolls dice* I check its body for valuables and find 3 gold pieces and a +1 long sword.
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Bilirubin posted:You are walking through a desert and come across a tortoise on its back gently caress you got me, I'm a replicant.
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Prim was walking along the road when she saw a tortoise walking beside her. “Why have you stopped?” said the voice of her father’s corpse. “A loyal and dutiful daughter would have flipped the tortoise over already and continued on to bury her father.”
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Nov 13, 2018 08:50
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Pree Aesma And The Unflippable Tortoise
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JT Jag posted:Pree Aesma And The Unflippable Tortoise she flips the rest of the creation
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Mazerunner posted:she flips the rest of the creation Hey, the tortoise is now oriented correctly with respect to it!
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:you dream about webcomics? back in middle school I was super into Runescape and one night after playing too much I ended up having a dream where I spent the whole night trying to navigate blurred menus in my sleep it was excruciating
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ThaumPenguin posted:back in middle school I was super into Runescape and one night after playing too much I ended up having a dream where I spent the whole night trying to navigate blurred menus in my sleep not so much lately but i used to spend a ton of time playing and coding for Space Station 13 and a couple of times i had dreams about it. not dreams of being in the game, dreams of sitting at my computer playing it. definitely totally normal and not a huge nerd over here.
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There was a time back in the late '90s and early '00s when it was more of a thing that I was playing a lot of PbEM and PbP games of various sorts, usually strategy and RPGs. For a time I had a persistent ongoing dream night by night of a game that I was missing turns for and getting really stressed about it. When I woke up, of course, there was no such missing game, but I'm still occasionally haunted by thoughts of "The Unfinished Game".
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JT Jag posted:Pree Aesma And The Unflippable Tortoise It's turtles all the way up.
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Nov 13, 2018 18:40
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The only dreams I make that I remember are the dreams where I tell my friends about my dreams. Then I can tell my friends about my dreams where I told them about my dreams. Surprisingly, Xzibit has not appeared in any such dream yet.
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Nov 13, 2018 19:44
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Nov 14, 2018 04:59
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It's good but it's also terrible because I desperately need the next page after it.
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Joe Slowboat posted:It's good but it's also terrible because I desperately need the next page after it. This, but for every page
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It's up https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1062802577660825600?s=19
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Nov 14, 2018 21:26
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Nov 14, 2018 21:33
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I have no doubt Abbadon isn't into the Exalted RPG, but man, is that a surprise because those descriptions would make me think so if nothing else did.
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Nov 14, 2018 21:35
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This devil isnt kawaii at all!
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Synthbuttrange posted:This devil isnt kawaii at all! But its very kowai.
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Nov 14, 2018 21:46
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Dr Cheeto posted:KILL BOSS dating sim KILL BOSS only smashes baristas
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Nov 14, 2018 22:06
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Only true Royalty could solo KILL BOSS.
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Synthbuttrange posted:This devil isnt kawaii at all! hard disagree
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Nov 14, 2018 22:15
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Well at least we know Allison is a sturdy girl probably somewhat rancorous at this point too
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Dawgstar posted:I have no doubt Abbadon isn't into the Exalted RPG, but man, is that a surprise because those descriptions would make me think so if nothing else did. I recall him saying to me that he was baffled I liked it because of how absurdly crunchy it is. It is, but I only play 3e, and believe me when I say that 2e was somehow far far more crunchy and for no mechanical reason at that.
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Maybe she's hardened her skin, like a bullet proof vest... But being hit still loving hurts, and can still mess up her internal organs, like taking a bullet when you're in a bullet proof vest. That knife didn't pierce her eye, but she did recoil back like it hurt, and she's coughing up blood here even though her face is (so far) mostly undamaged.
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The dagger made a miniscule dent on the eye, but it's just a few pixels of discoloration
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I approve of this 'keep putting someone through a wall until they're paste' fighting method, it's a little crude but it's metal as gently caress.
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Lights posted:That Patreon preview.. . I no poo poo had to actively resist using the patreon preview as the next Dril 6 Billion Demons update because jesus christ he had a perfect post for this page that I found almost immediately.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Maybe she's hardened her skin, like a bullet proof vest... But being hit still loving hurts, and can still mess up her internal organs, like taking a bullet when you're in a bullet proof vest. That knife didn't pierce her eye, but she did recoil back like it hurt, and she's coughing up blood here even though her face is (so far) mostly undamaged.  Kevlar and modern body armor like ceramic ballistic inserts disperse the impact of bullets through thick webbing that distributes the force of a bullet over the entire vest (or in the case of inserts, through the entire piece), like a soccer net in a goal! While a similar effect provides limited protection against stabbing and slashing weapons, blunt melee weapons will transfer their entire kinetic load on impact like normal, and a bullet-proof vest will provide no more protection than a thick coat
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Archenteron posted:I no poo poo had to actively resist using the patreon preview as the next Dril 6 Billion Demons update because jesus christ he had a perfect post for this page that I found almost immediately. That's perfect, you should set up a twitter account! (I don't use tumblr but I want to share this cool thing)
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quote:The well known drawback to this style is a practitioner must eat and drink around three or four times as much as a normal person of their weight in order to stoke their internal fire. Without such regular fuel, their own body is consumed and they quite literally combust. The masters I talked to were rather unconcerned about this particular quirk and took it as a matter of religious importance, one of them going as far as to say that most old masters that know their time is getting near stop eating, so that when they next enter battle their body will consume many of their opponents in its violent self immolation. fukkin lmao
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The Weight Loss Technique Your Doctor DOESN'T Want You To Know: Demon Flips The Cart! Eat What You Want And Still Lose Weight! Watch How These Old Ladies Stay Fit And Throw Cars At People!
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A big flaming stink posted:
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JT Jag posted:The Weight Loss Technique Your Doctor DOESN'T Want You To Know: Demon Flips The Cart! Eat What You Want And Still Lose Weight! Watch How These Old Ladies Stay Fit And Throw Cars At People! Immolate Your Rotary Club Foes in a Final Gesture of Suicidal Contempt!
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Rotten Red Rod posted:... I know all that, I just meant maybe being hit still hurts because her skin is strengthened but her insides are still vulnerable. Being hit still hurts because not yet fully embraced Royalty and still believes that violence causes harm.
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paranoid randroid posted:fukkin lmao I can't help but feel that style is based on the Age of Wushu style with an ultimate attack that turns the user into a suicide bomb
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SunAndSpring posted:I recall him saying to me that he was baffled I liked it because of how absurdly crunchy it is. It is, but I only play 3e, and believe me when I say that 2e was somehow far far more crunchy and for no mechanical reason at that. Yeah. It took off in spite of its mechanics, not because, and I 100% understand why he went with PBtA for his system. Dawgstar fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Nov 15, 2018 |
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Ashcans posted:I approve of this 'keep putting someone through a wall until they're paste' fighting method, it's a little crude but it's metal as gently caress.
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