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Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

FMguru posted:

Which polling place? I voted so many times under so many different names, it's hard to keep them all straight.

Wait, "voted"? Past tense? What the hell!!! Soros needs you to keep filling out those Florida ballots! Come on, get with the program!

# ? Nov 13, 2018 07:30

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# ? May 22, 2024 12:00

Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

FMguru posted:

Which polling place? I voted so many times under so many different names, it's hard to keep them all straight.

i just had Enrique cast all 12 of my votes for me

# ? Nov 13, 2018 07:33

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

Shear Modulus posted:

has anyone gone so far as to claim teump would have won california and new york and massachusetts and whatever else if the democrats werent in charge and didnt rig the polls

nope, bc if anyone anywhere ever had, trump would've been repeating it for months

# ? Nov 13, 2018 08:05

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Shear Modulus posted:

has anyone gone so far as to claim teump would have won california and new york and massachusetts and whatever else if the democrats werent in charge and didnt rig the polls

Trump has claimed he actually won the popular vote, and people (including Trump) have claimed that 3-5M non-citizens voted but I haven't seen people make specific claims about California etc.

# ? Nov 13, 2018 08:16

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

The_Donald When will daddy do something

quote:

STAY FOCUSSED PEDES : SPYGATE WILL DESTROY THE DEMS. HERE'S A LIST OF SITTING DEMS DIRECTLY IMPLICATED, AS WELL AS THOSE AT RISK. FEEL FREE TO ADD ! MAGA
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Remember that DECLASSIFICATION blows the DEMS away. The Party won't be able to remain intact once all is revealed. It will implode.
At least the following sitting Dems are implicated & will be forced to resign, if not indicted:

DIRECTLY IMPLICATED:

Nancy Pelosi (Gang of 8 - 2016)

Adam Schiff (Go8, also exposed as a leaker)

Dianne Feinstein (Go8, also a leaker)

Mark Warner (Go8, also a leaker)

Tim Kaine (Corey Stewart (R) made the allegation he was involved in June 2018 on live TV)

Eric Swalwell (leaking)

AT RISK:
At risk, due to their membership of Intel Committees in 2016:
Ron Wyden (Senate Intelligence Committee 2016
Martin Heinrich
Mazie Hirono
Angus King
Luis Guiterrez (House Intel Committee 2016)
Mike Quigley
Jim Himes
Terri Sewell
Andre Carson
Jacki Speier
And MANY others. Anyone who knew and said nothing will be in hot water, once the full scale of the scandal explodes into view.
Obviously, there will also be GOP reps also caught up in SpyGate. This was just to ID the Dems.
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Truckers and farmers need to work together to cut off food to Democrat cites.
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Let Cali reap what they sow. They can't be helped. Conservatives still in the 'liberal paradise' should set fires on the way out.
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I have crunched the LA voter data and found 1.5 Million fraudulent registrations.
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My wife had an EXCELLENT IDEA, yes voter fraud needs to be curbed,stopped, prosecuted etc - next election, we need to get ALL THE RED counties, to WAIT and HOLD their "results" until the cheating Metropolitan areas, submit their numbers! that way it is MUCH fairer, won't be able to CHEAT the numbers
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My small fraction of faith I had left in the GOP is almost gone. I'm not sure what they are for if they are willing to allow such shady & conspicuous behavior to go largely unaddressed!
I'll vote Trump as long as he's Maga but the gop are just such loving lumps of poo poo. They have been broken by the insane leftists who are now, more clearly than ever, trying to destroy America & everyone who believes in American exceptionalisim.....
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Pray. Christians did not show up to vote. Either that or the election was stolen. If it was stolen, God will return what was stolen, ten fold. If it wasn't stolen, but rather Patriots didn't do our part, we better wake up before we lose our only opportunity to save the Republic and the world from these demons.
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God doesn't help those who have turned from him.
We murder babies wholesale in this country and are too busy watching TV to care.
Porn is absolutely everywhere and a kid has watched hundreds of fake porn encounters before ever being in a relationship.
Our society is cancerous. God is more likely to burn us to the ground than help.
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McSilly only marginally better, and a total Cuck. No way Enema was voted over McUseless.
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Dear Donald Trump, Maybe we need "Election Marshalls" the way we needed "Air Marshalls"?? You don't know if they're there or not - who knows! You better be on your best behavior - Cuz we're watching....
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MAGA Party sees bright future for John James after close race. We lost because of inner city shitholes. He got less than 5% of the black vote. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO loving LOSE?? I'm so over the inner cities.
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95% of the black voters in MI are white supremacists
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That's how loving stupid the inner cities are. They came out to vote for weed and voted for Debbie Stab Me Now and that was it. I forgot what rapper it was, but he came out with a song about how the legalization of weed will completely prevent the inner city black folks to ever better himself.

There's nothing wrong with using weed in moderation , but wanting to die on a hill for legalizing recreational weed is ridiculous. Especially when you have a lot of bigger problems like public safety, inner city culture, collapse of the black family, lack of jobs, complete poo poo housing, collapsed infrastructure, lack of skilled jobs and jobs in general. Inner cities are loving 3rd world shitholes.

You know I thought we could fix the inner cities now I'm not sure. We have tons of companies coming back, but Detroit and other inner cities can't get one single company to build shop in their own drat cities.
It's going to take 3 generations to fix the inner cities. Just let them rot at this point. I don't know hopefully I'm wrong.
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This should tell you everything you need to know, inner cities are like ISIS and the idea of getting them a job to change their situation is an insult to the problem. They want to sit on their couch, smoke crack all day and complain about their hard knocks....it’s their identity on this planet.

# ? Nov 13, 2018 13:11

Azuth0667: Sep 20, 2011; By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/MrKomputerKid/status/1061522716568772608

continue to be amazed at how long it takes the lightbulb to go on for these cretins, but i guess it's good to know trump approval hasn't hit rock bottom yet

I'm not convinced it does go on. The fool will go vote for the next not Trump republican. Its a cycle, vote republican -> gets hosed -> present impotent rage somewhere -> votes for a different republican -> gets hosed -> &c.

# ? Nov 13, 2018 13:20

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

quote:

Dear Donald Trump, Maybe we need "Election Marshalls" the way we needed "Air Marshalls"?? You don't know if they're there or not - who knows! You better be on your best behavior - Cuz we're watching....

Expect to see this text featured on the news after this guy shoots up the polling place for a local election in his town.

# ? Nov 13, 2018 13:22

Azuth0667: Sep 20, 2011; By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Tim Jr is a resistance lib now lol

What the gently caress?

# ? Nov 13, 2018 13:22

augias: Apr 7, 2009

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Inner cities are loving 3rd world shitholes.

I live in downtown detroit, and i come from a developing country, as well as having lived in another even poorer developing country a few years. Lets get it straight; detroit is rough but "the inner city" is mainly stores, stadiums and gentrification. The only time i feel like i am back in the third world is when im in the blighted suburbs surrounding the city core, on the highways, and rural michigan.

# ? Nov 13, 2018 13:35

HobbitGrease: Jul 24, 2001; Young Orc

armchairyoda posted:

lmao, Corsi is going to "Bud Dwyer" or some poo poo.

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1062111737514782720

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# ? Nov 13, 2018 13:37

An insane mind: Aug 11, 2018

95% of the black voters in MI are white supremacists...what?

# ? Nov 13, 2018 13:40

augias: Apr 7, 2009

An insane mind posted:

95% of the black voters in MI are white supremacists...what?

They voted for a white dem over the black republican. By democrat logic that makes them white supremacists, q.e.d.

# ? Nov 13, 2018 13:43

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The_Donald When will daddy do something

lol, TD is getting so desperate for strong daddy's flailings to make sense that they're becoming Q

# ? Nov 13, 2018 16:09

VitalSigns: Sep 3, 2011

Shear Modulus posted:

has anyone gone so far as to claim teump would have won california and new york and massachusetts and whatever else if the democrats werent in charge and didnt rig the polls

Yeah Trump claimed that in 2016, 3 million illegals voted to deny him California

# ? Nov 13, 2018 16:38

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

It's cool how fullcommunism is quarantines because ScArY but the_Donald is basically calling for shootings and that's chill

Corporations are such garbage

# ? Nov 13, 2018 17:36

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

i can't wait to see their reaction when the next round of indictments come out

especially if don jr gets names like all the rumors have suggested

# ? Nov 13, 2018 17:43

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Azuth0667 posted:

What the gently caress?

In the grand scheme of things, it's better than being under his father's thumb. But still a hearty lol.

He should come back and post with us.

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# ? Nov 13, 2018 17:47

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Truckers and farmers need to work together to cut off food to Democrat cites.
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Let Cali reap what they sow. They can't be helped. Conservatives still in the 'liberal paradise' should set fires on the way out.
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I have crunched the LA voter data and found 1.5 Million fraudulent registrations.

lmfao

# ? Nov 13, 2018 17:53

mods changed my name: Oct 30, 2017

Lol yeah just crunched those numbers in my spare time

# ? Nov 13, 2018 17:58

Plank Walker: Aug 11, 2005

got any sevens posted:

Truckers and farmers need to work together to cut off food to Democrat cites.
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Let Cali reap what they sow. They can't be helped. Conservatives still in the 'liberal paradise' should set fires on the way out.
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I have crunched the LA voter data and found 1.5 Million fraudulent registrations.

lmfao

# ? Nov 13, 2018 17:59

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

I'm pretty sure we have the farmers here in state.

# ? Nov 13, 2018 18:00

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Farmer: "Instead of selling it to the city, I'm just going to eat all this soy and burn it to heat my house and inject it and hope it works like insulin."
Trucker: "Instead of driving food to the city, I'm just going to pull over and OD"

Your move, libs

# ? Nov 13, 2018 18:03

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

typically an agrarian revolt happens when the people from the cities and strongholds demand so much from the countryside that farmers are starving with fields full of food, not when crops are rotting in fields and silos because they are no longer profitable to bring to market

# ? Nov 13, 2018 18:05

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i will never get tired of these hicks thinking that the cities rely upon them instead of the opposite

the big city sysco truck that delivers frozen ground beef to the piggly wiggly once a week is an absolutely vital part of what's keeping these people fed, and they'd rather pretend that they're all noble subsistence farmers lol

# ? Nov 13, 2018 18:08

Calico Heart: Mar 22, 2012; "wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"

Tetrabor posted:

My favorite meta-conspiracy is the "liberal internet"

A guy I know thinks Al Gore created the internet to track and create fake conspiracies that lure 'good natured Republicans’ into making fools of themselves. Therefore, only real Republicans will get their Amateur Radio License if they want to talk to each other.

Apparently Pizza Gate was created by liberals as a meta-conspiracy to discredit Republicans.

lol I love this theory. "We're not stupid, a liberal just made us look stupid, act stupid and believe stupid things"

# ? Nov 13, 2018 18:29

Jerry Manderbilt: May 31, 2012; No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

also uh i got bad news for the "let the farmers work to starve cali cities" folks about who, exactly, picks the food in the central valley

# ? Nov 13, 2018 18:30

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

also uh i got bad news for the "let the farmers work to starve cali cities" folks about who, exactly, picks the food in the central valley

nobody now because of ice crackdowns lol

# ? Nov 13, 2018 18:49

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

got any sevens posted:

Truckers and farmers need to work together to cut off food to Democrat cites.
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Let Cali reap what they sow. They can't be helped. Conservatives still in the 'liberal paradise' should set fires on the way out.
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I have crunched the LA voter data and found 1.5 Million fraudulent registrations.

lmfao

ca is entirely self sufficient when it comes to farming and in fact we feed a poo poo load of states/countries in addition to ourselves

water is another issue, but nothing annexing everything up to the rockies can't fix

# ? Nov 13, 2018 18:56

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i will never get tired of these hicks thinking that the cities rely upon them instead of the opposite

the big city sysco truck that delivers frozen ground beef to the piggly wiggly once a week is an absolutely vital part of what's keeping these people fed, and they'd rather pretend that they're all noble subsistence farmers lol

Those trucks also deliver the insulin, statin drugs, and beta blockers (oh, and opiates) that rural dwellers need to keep themselves alive.

Also, California's big cities are also ports. Ports that can import more than enough food to feed Blue California.

Also megaLOLs at farmers choosing not to grow food and sell it to their primary markets (cities) and not being able to ship food to export markets (because the ports they need are located in those same cities). Um, what were you planning on doing for income while you were waiting for the cities to collapse?

# ? Nov 13, 2018 18:57

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

that strike would last about 36 hours until the megacorps that actually own their farm and all their equipment send in PMCs to black bag their families until they get back to the farmin

# ? Nov 13, 2018 18:59

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

FMguru posted:

Also, California's big cities are also ports. Ports that can import more than enough food to feed Blue California.

ca produces like 15% of all food grown in the us while having only 12% of the population

we wouldn't have to import anything but water

# ? Nov 13, 2018 19:05

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

all cali has to do is not burn down and everythings looking rosy

# ? Nov 13, 2018 19:06

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Gringostar posted:

ca produces like 15% of all food grown in the us while having only 12% of the population

we wouldn't have to import anything but water

I was thinking even if they managed to get the farming areas of California to support their strike, the cities could just bring in food by ship while the farmers crops rot in the fields.

# ? Nov 13, 2018 19:09

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Gringostar posted:

ca produces like 15% of all food grown in the us while having only 12% of the population

we wouldn't have to import anything but water

not even

ag uses the vast vast majority of water in the state, so much so that almonds alone account for as much of the demand as all the people living here

all it would take is just shutting off the taps to the people growing nuts and alfalfa to sell to china to make it outta some kinda water knife situation

# ? Nov 13, 2018 19:10

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Al! posted:

all cali has to do is not burn down and everythings looking rosy

im actually fine with malibu burning tbqh

also silicon valley

# ? Nov 13, 2018 19:11

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i'm from SV and i say kill em all

# ? Nov 13, 2018 19:12

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

not even

ag uses the vast vast majority of water in the state, so much so that almonds alone account for as much of the demand as all the people living here

all it would take is just shutting off the taps to the people growing nuts and alfalfa to sell to china to make it outta some kinda water knife situation

yea which is why the government's plan to not run out of water is to impotently tell people to take shorter showers instead of tearing up the deal where the resnicks get to use more water than the entire city of los angeles for free (and also get to buy water from the state at hilariously low grandfathered prices then sell it right back to the state for like a 10x markup)

# ? Nov 13, 2018 19:14

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

not even

ag uses the vast vast majority of water in the state, so much so that almonds alone account for as much of the demand as all the people living here

all it would take is just shutting off the taps to the people growing nuts and alfalfa to sell to china to make it outta some kinda water knife situation

dude, you're literally talking to the person that designed the irrigation system on the project that was the proof of concept for AB 1881 (Water Conservation in Landscaping Act of 2006)

all it would take is for those almond and alfalfa farms to use more efficient watering methods since the ones they use already are only at like 50% efficiency right now

for comparison sake things like drip are 85-90% while efficient rotors are up to 75%

# ? Nov 13, 2018 19:20

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

remember when they were telling people to put a bucket in their shower and to let their lawns "go gold" while magnum pi was filling up tankers from city fire hydrants for his avocado farm

# ? Nov 13, 2018 19:21

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Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Shear Modulus posted:

yea which is why the government's plan to not run out of water is to impotently tell people to take shorter showers instead of tearing up the deal where the resnicks get to use more water than the entire city of los angeles for free (and also get to buy water from the state at hilariously low grandfathered prices then sell it right back to the state for like a 10x markup)

also this

nationalize the water rights in ca and things would be vastly better than they are now

# ? Nov 13, 2018 19:22

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