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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
lmao at having console wars in 20-loving-18. Buy what you want, we're not kids relying on allowance anymore.

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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Never underestimate the capacity of the internet to have petty slap fights over the dumbest possible things.

Montalvo
Sep 3, 2007



Fun Shoe
what the gently caress is slonking

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

joedevola posted:

RDR2 looks boring as gently caress though.

It seems like nobody wants to admit it.

It is boring as gently caress. After you get over how pretty everything is the utter lack of plot becomes painfully apparent. I'm most of the way through and I can't work up the ambition to finish it

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Montalvo posted:

what the gently caress is slonking

Slonqueen's husband.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Azhais posted:

It is boring as gently caress. After you get over how pretty everything is the utter lack of plot becomes painfully apparent. I'm most of the way through and I can't work up the ambition to finish it

It sounds basically like a Ubisoft sandbox game, but with cowboys.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Wasn't the original RDR console-only as well? Can't see the PC crowd actually giving a poo poo about RDRR being console-only as well.

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

The first one was fun, I considered buying a console to play it for about 5 seconds and then decided to google search a playstation emulator instead

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I'm all the people not caring about RDR2 but still posting about it in the macros and memes thread.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Never underestimate the capacity of the internet to have petty slap fights over the dumbest possible things.

This post made by the pro-skub gang

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Johnny Johnny!
Yes papa?
Slonking gang weed?
No papa!
Telling lies!
Ha ha ha!

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Jerry Cotton posted:

I'm all the people not caring about RDR2 but still posting about it in the macros and memes thread.



yay aku got better :unsmith:

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Karate Bastard posted:

Johnny Johnny!
Yes papa?
Slonking gang weed?
No papa!
Telling lies!
Ha ha ha!

Where do we live?
In a society.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS














sandoz
Jan 29, 2009



hahaha i wonder what ariana gordita would look like wouldn't that be funny just a joke haha

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

I was watching The Good Place recently and Ted Danson's line about humans loving to take something that's really good, and then make it suck a little so you can have more of it, that's gonna stick with me a long time

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Ariana Grandíssima :colbert:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

It's always so weird to me when these folks only use fuzzy terrestrial mammals in their ads

Stick a fuckin' octopus, some crayfish, a pile of mussels, a bowl of oysters and a couple interesting-looking rocks on the end there and see where the line gets drawn.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Somfin posted:

It's always so weird to me when these folks only use fuzzy terrestrial mammals in their ads

Stick a fuckin' octopus, some crayfish, a pile of mussels, a bowl of oysters and a couple interesting-looking rocks on the end there and see where the line gets drawn.

Well a catfish makes for a neat pet, at any rate

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

She so squiggly tho :kiddo:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Horse and rabbit are delicious, doesn't have to be a crisis for that.

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Chickens make great pets.

Sometimes an animal can be a pet AND food.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007



This is because the french imperial honour guard were generally selected to be the tallest soldiers, for effect. This meant that someone average sized, like napoleon, was by comparison, short. Since he never went anywhere without his honour guard, this meant that anyone looking at him would assume, by comparison, he was a short man.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Because people who don't post answers are dumb smelly jerks:

One-fifth, two-fifths, red fifth, blue fifth (one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish)

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

sandoz posted:

hahaha i wonder what ariana gordita would look like wouldn't that be funny just a joke haha

Gordita is already a term of endearment.

It's the Spanish version of "she thiccccccccc"

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

I know this is loss but I don't how HOW this is loss.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Jesus, goons, not everything is loss

Now could somebody please circle Lucky Luciano in there for me? I'm having trouble finding him

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Jon Joe posted:

I know this is loss but I don't how HOW this is loss.

Maybe the real dead fetus was the missed puns we made along the way

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

RaspberryCommie posted:

Chickens make great pets.

Sometimes an animal can be a pet AND food.

Way back when I had a friend with a pat chicken named "Lunch".

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.
I like how the first few are just, "cat, dog, cat, dog, cat, dog, dog," they couldn't put in like, hamsters or parrots or something else people keep as pets and don't usually eat.

And the horse and rabbit should probably be switched, since rabbit does get eaten fairly regularly, and horse less so, at least in the US.

Montalvo
Sep 3, 2007



Fun Shoe

Mezzanine posted:

Because people who don't post answers are dumb smelly jerks:

One-fifth, two-fifths, red fifth, blue fifth (one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish)

gently caress

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Mezzanine posted:

Because people who don't post answers are dumb smelly jerks:

One-fifth, two-fifths, red fifth, blue fifth (one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish)

Wtf does that even mean? Now I’m more confused than before I knew the answer!

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



monkeytennis posted:

Wtf does that even mean? Now I’m more confused than before I knew the answer!

Its a famous book for children, you rube!

Krabboss
Nov 11, 2016

MY HUSBAND'S PARSE IS BETTER THAN YOURS

Jerry Cotton posted:

I'm all the people not caring about RDR2 but still posting about it in the macros and memes thread.



I know enough Finnish to read this meme now and it's the funniest thing I've read in this thread thanks

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Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

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