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Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

CPColin posted:

Pfft. Name once you haven't been on fire.

buddy I've been blazed since the inauguration.

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Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod



hillary will never find me in d&d

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop
His whole feed is a goldmine of :psyduck:

Pinned tweet:
https://twitter.com/senatemajldr/status/1062460742413307904

https://twitter.com/senatemajldr/status/1061655125389926400

Except, of course, for that inconsequential office of president of the united states, who is currently in his room throwing a tantrum.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Youtube links for if you cant share twits. Potato phone, but maybe more viseral:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTA7-7kvHjc

Another link w/local news coverage. Wait for the white decorum at the end:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm2ma4JrVks

Disclaimer: not from there, so can't answer questions. Would probably extremely vote her for though.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



Another one that was called for the Republican in Orange County flipping - also from what I know about Katie Porter she's an actually-very-good progressive.

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1062510492588171264

eke out fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Nov 14, 2018

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005


But I don't understand, I thought the police would never dare jeopardize their careers by crossing a politician?

Jarmak fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Nov 14, 2018

Mendrian
Jan 6, 2013

So I realize the narrative here is that Democrats are making up ballots and dropping them off at counting offices around the country.

Due to the Republican Rule of Projection should I assume this means that this is how they 'won' those elections in the first place?

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

eke out posted:

Another one that was called for the Republican in Orange County flipping - also from what I know about Katie Porter she's an actually-very-good progressive.

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1062510492588171264

The Utah race with Mia Love (R) vs McAdams (D) looks like it might be very close, even though it was expected to go D. Trump mocked her the day after for not giving him enough love.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


nah they used good old fashioned voter suppression and are freaking out it may not have worked.

Saagonsa
Dec 29, 2012

Mendrian posted:

So I realize the narrative here is that Democrats are making up ballots and dropping them off at counting offices around the country.

Due to the Republican Rule of Projection should I assume this means that this is how they 'won' those elections in the first place?

Nah, they did that through good old voter supression

E: wow

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



lol this is extremely loving dumb

https://twitter.com/katierogers/status/1062511876540526592

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Mendrian posted:

So I realize the narrative here is that Democrats are making up ballots and dropping them off at counting offices around the country.

Due to the Republican Rule of Projection should I assume this means that this is how they 'won' those elections in the first place?

honestly, probably not. Real and meaningful voter fraud that changes outcomes is extremely rare in the US and tends to get caught, spreading rumors it's a thing is basically only harmful to everyone.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Mendrian posted:

So I realize the narrative here is that Democrats are making up ballots and dropping them off at counting offices around the country.

Due to the Republican Rule of Projection should I assume this means that this is how they 'won' those elections in the first place?

Theyre super mad about all the boxes of ballots from Democrat strongholds being found this time around, instead of permanently lost in a swamp somewhere as normal.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Mendrian posted:

So I realize the narrative here is that Democrats are making up ballots and dropping them off at counting offices around the country.

Due to the Republican Rule of Projection should I assume this means that this is how they 'won' those elections in the first place?

Every time I actually hear about election fraud it turns out to be a Republican who voted for their dead parent or voted twice or something to "make it even".

moostaffa
Apr 2, 2008

People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

Jarmak posted:

But I don't understand, I thought the police would never dare jeopardize their careers by crossing a politician?

I think her skin colour played a role

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Crain posted:

Someone requested this earlier.



Might be nicer if we never ever heard from Garrison again, unless somehow using this as an avatar deprived him of money, fame, or his house, or maybe if a local news story reported him found face-down in a gutter somewhere near Laramie.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1062505161254453248

Vogon Poetry Slam
Nov 13, 2016

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
Gil Cisneros is behind by 711 votes. God, I would so happy to see my district rep be a Democrat after seeing Ed Royce’s office every time I go to Downtown Brea.

moostaffa
Apr 2, 2008

People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

Mendrian posted:

So I realize the narrative here is that Democrats are making up ballots and dropping them off at counting offices around the country.

Due to the Republican Rule of Projection should I assume this means that this is how they 'won' those elections in the first place?


skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

howsabout a game of one upsmanship

https://twitter.com/SabrinaSiddiqui/status/1062507782111444992

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


marco your family is from cuba.

Father O'Blivion
Jul 2, 2004
Get up on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo
Lynch the President by his scrawny neck



https://www.theodorerooseveltcenter.org/Research/Digital-Library/Record?libID=o282696

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/704015546849820673

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
Lol

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2018/12/the-sex-recession/573949/


quote:

I thought of these comments when Pornhub, the top pornography website, released its list of 2017’s most popular searches. In first place, for the third year running, was lesbian (a category beloved by men and women alike). The new runner-up, however, was hentai—anime, manga, and other animated porn. Porn has never been like real sex, of course, but hentai is not even of this world; unreality is the source of its appeal. In a New York–magazine cover story on porn preferences, Maureen O’Connor described the ways hentai transmogrifies body parts (“eyes bigger than feet, breasts the size of heads, penises thicker than waists”) and eroticizes the supernatural (“sexy human shapes” combine with “candy-colored fur and animal horns, ears, and tails”). In other words, the leading search category for porn involves sex that half the population doesn’t have the equipment to engage in, and the runner-up isn’t carnal so much as hallucinatory.

Japan is going to get revenge for the nukes by depopulating the US via waifus.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
All this time and I really still can't understand how the chuds can see a video of literally anything Trump does and think "Yeah, this is the guy I'm going to put all my faith in."

Also, Trump isolation articles are the new "A new drug may be able to cure X virus within the next ten years." The articles give you hope something will happen, but all you ever get is more articles.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Mendrian posted:

So I realize the narrative here is that Democrats are making up ballots and dropping them off at counting offices around the country.

Due to the Republican Rule of Projection should I assume this means that this is how they 'won' those elections in the first place?

Already answered, but assume that this means that Republicans are going to throw all their (political points) poo poo at their (cage) wall and hope it sticks with a majority of voters (chuds) who are willing to push back successfully.

Any poo poo will do, as long as it sticks for 15 minutes or so.

Edit: For the faint of heart, it won't stick, and the truth will out.

Otteration fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Nov 14, 2018

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

Groovelord Neato posted:

marco your family is from cuba.

So many Cubans are hardcore R because they think helping anyone in any way will make the ghost of Fidel Castro rise and take all their stuff. Also the caucasian ones just consider themselves white people with a little extra flavor and don't identify with Hispanic causes all.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

How is that at all damage control? If anything it makes it worse because it makes it look like Melania picks random people and demands they be fired by her idiot husband.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
Why is the go to thing always “I don’t know them” or “I never met them”.

That’s literally what you say about the low level coffee boy. Not someone that has a high level position.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/CNYcentral/status/1062510424355168256

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

CubanMissile posted:

All this time and I really still can't understand how the chuds can see a video of literally anything Trump does and think "Yeah, this is the guy I'm going to put all my faith in."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manson_Family

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown#Deaths_in_Jonestown

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s_Gate_(religious_group)

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/974683485322596352

Tarkanian's wife had a meltdown where she blamed the voters.

Oh and Doug Jones is running for re-election.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

At least these guys had some charisma. Trump just shifts from grade school bully to pouty child.

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

Quite apart from all the other levels at which this is deeply wrong, that’s got to be the single most boring Lego knockoff ever made. Here, kids! Have a bunch of featureless gray blocks! Let your imagination run wild!

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

Ague Proof posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/974683485322596352

Tarkanian's wife had a meltdown where she blamed the voters.

Oh and Doug Jones is running for re-election.

lol these people think they deserve to be in power because Danny's daddy was a beloved corrupt basketball coach.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

CubanMissile posted:

At least these guys had some charisma. Trump just shifts from grade school bully to pouty child.

Kinda in the mood to blame their followers more than bless the charisma of their leaders.

https://i.imgur.com/pwV52Ts.jpg

https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/4/1/shrug.001.gif

Sorry for the non-enbeded links. Working on it, I guess

Otteration fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Nov 14, 2018

selec
Sep 6, 2003

CubanMissile posted:

At least these guys had some charisma. Trump just shifts from grade school bully to pouty child.

That’s what charisma looks like to his base. That’s what they want in a leader, it’s what they’re craving right now; somebody who at least tries to strike at the people they perceive to be their enemies.

Dem leadership could use more of that, IMHO. Pick a few billionaires to demonize the way the right has Soros. Tell us who is keeping us down. It’s a very successful strategy.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



https://twitter.com/PostRoz/status/1062517927482679296

here's an even more extensive version of the bitterness-coccoon story

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


yronic heroism posted:

I’ve known some good Treys. It’s the Aloyisiuses who are the real fuckers.

If you went through life with people constantly misspelling and mispronouncing your name you'd be looking to cut a mother fucker too.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

The other side of the wall looks like a fuckin' party.

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