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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-KEMz6Zx1w

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Tbf no one with a WoW account should be allowed to hold public office

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Javid posted:

Wait what did Mario Batali do :(

i looekd him up and lol at his fake beard jawline

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Krankenstyle posted:

i looekd him up and lol at his fake beard jawline



he looks like he puts both hands under his rank cheesy balls and then all in one motion runs them up his all body hair to slick back his head hair, slowing only to admire his own bouquet

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
Got drat that is a bloatee if I ever saw one

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

thank you for your service lie achewood bot

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
"A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab? The gesture everyone seems to interpret differently."

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Lol


https://youtube.com/watch?v=1Az_GZoiZM4

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



lol of course they're buddies and talk on the phone

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Lol at that comment

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Trump got his excellent blowjob technique from his dad's genetics.

MikeCrotch posted:

Frank Sinatra said that the best blowjob he ever got was from Nancy Reagan

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

actual memoir:

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Rush Limbaugh being outted as a sex tourist

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc

Gum posted:

Rush Limbaugh being outted as a sex tourist
rush limbaugh being outted as a drug addict who previously recommended harsher penalties for drug addicts

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/330378407403745280

also that apparently every republican involved in the clinton blowjob investigation was cheating on their wives

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/330378407403745280

also that apparently every republican involved in the clinton blowjob investigation was cheating on their wives

he's completely right about this though those things were 250 calories of mostly protein for a buck

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
how much do you think they paid him for that sponsored tweet

what is newt's klout score


e: with his 2mil followers that tweet might've been worth around a grand, depending on engagement

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


Once again, the problem isn't that she played WoW but that she clearly isn't a high enough level to raid :colbert:


Happy ending on that one though; The cartoonist updated it

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/301445538547630080

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/233668717542776833

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/243051905255886848

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/228232043258081280

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/228230923878006784

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Feldegast42 posted:

Once again, the problem isn't that she played WoW but that she clearly isn't a high enough level to raid :colbert:


Happy ending on that one though; The cartoonist updated it



Bear Bryant being in heaven is every bit as preposterous as Paterno being there.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

General Dog posted:

Bear Bryant being in heaven is every bit as preposterous as Paterno being there.

He knows that the last person he'll have to throw off that cloud... is himself.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Just remembered that time the republicans offered a heartfelt apology to BP for the government unfairly demonizing them for destroying the gulf of mexico

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc

swampland posted:

Just remembered that time the republicans offered a heartfelt apology to BP for the government unfairly demonizing them for destroying the gulf of mexico
now i'm remembering how the ceo (tony heyward) said how much he wanted his life back during the spill and how he went on a yacht race while the spill cleanup was still happening

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/david_cameron/status/595112367358406656

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

A Handed Missus posted:

lol of course they're buddies and talk on the phone

its always just a game to them and they dont give a real gently caress

https://twitter.com/JoeHockey/status/1061788031965974528

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

the face of chaos

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
https://twitter.com/acosta/status/592106367961440256

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Back in March when the Chinese government temporarily banned the letter N.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

A week or two ago when Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl held a press conference to accuse Mueller of sexual misconduct, and Jack's fly was down the whole time.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
twitter is politics idc

https://twitter.com/whysotrill/status/1036723157862952961

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Spergin Morlock posted:

A week or two ago when Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl held a press conference to accuse Mueller of sexual misconduct, and Jack's fly was down the whole time.

jacob wohl claiming to have no connection to the company behind the smear and then "going quiet" when told that their phone number redirects to his mothers voicemail

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Gum posted:

jacob wohl claiming to have no connection to the company behind the smear and then "going quiet" when told that their phone number redirects to his mothers voicemail

One of them being asked if they were both prepared for jail, and neither of them seeming to have considered the possibility that what they were doing was illegal.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

When Ty Cobb went to a Copstabber show

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
Peter Daou played keyboards and did programming on Right Said Fred's I'm Too Sexy. Someone less lazy than me should put that on his wikipedia page.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Verrit

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Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

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