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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Wait, what? I thought all you had to do to be a private investigator was follow people around with a camera. Nah, I tried that in court and I the restraining order still stands and I have to introduce myself whenever I move to a new neighborhood
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Scholtz posted:Pikachu had to become a PI after shocking a 10 year old child to death because it thought the pokeball on it's waist was a Voltorb rigged to self-destruct. I shocked a kid.
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Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:I shocked a kid. How were you s'posed to know he had a heart condition, 'chu? I PICKED THE VOLTAGE YOU PUFFBALL gently caress. I PICKED THE VOLTAGE AND NOW THERE'S A LONELY loving CHARMANDER OUT THERE. Still waiting for Blue to come back from the hospital. Last week we had those rains, I swear I saw him, middle of main and fifth with his tail in the loving air trying to snuff himself out. Saw him again yesterday. God loves all his creatures, puff, but we ain't his. We're theirs. Their monsters. And they ain't got mercy in their hearts. Jesus. Yeah. That's why I drink. Get me another double, would ya?
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i just want to know why the gently caress they have deadpool voicing pikachu
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Somfin posted:How were you s'posed to know he had a heart condition, 'chu? Holy poo poo I forgot about this part of Cop Dog.
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Ryan Reynolds saw what Bradley Cooper did with Rocket Raccoon & said, "I like the idea of sitting in a booth in my sweatpants & just talking instead of doing any real physical acting." Hell, he's halfway doing that when doing Deadpool.
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Samuringa posted:I'd rather starve than survive on seafood I, too, would rather Samuringa starve so I can survive on seafood. Facebook Aunt posted:18 character limit. You could only be "Top Student at Chog" which makes no god drat sense. Sorry. You could go for "Student @ Chogbort", and at least then you'd be able to claim your sweet "Chogbort" novelty license plate.
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RareAcumen posted:https://twitter.com/TheGuardianMew/status/1061741967447592960 two days ago, which is an eternity in Meme Chronology, but these are fun and easy to make https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0rADfRAJbQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tGMNybsRB0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFc0hoYKUdQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtCk-7TvyoA tin can made man has a new favorite as of 08:40 on Nov 14, 2018 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:i just want to know why the gently caress they have deadpool voicing pikachu Ryan Reynolds is probably the reason why this movie exists. This is a guy who wanted to make Deadpool for ten years.
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Screaming Idiot posted:also that movie is the literal definition of uncanny valley holy gently caress
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Knormal posted:Alita: Battle Angel trailer WHY
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100% legit answer: James Cameron wants to develop new CGI tech for Avatar 2 but the R&D would cost about $100M. So instead of just developing the tech and eating the cost, this movie is a prototype/proof of concept for the Avatar 2 tech, being bankrolled by a studio, in hopes of turning a profit while costing Cameron nothing to prepare for Avatar 2.
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There's no way they don't gently caress up Alita.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:100% legit answer: James Cameron wants to develop new CGI tech for Avatar 2 but the R&D would cost about $100M. So instead of just developing the tech and eating the cost, this movie is a prototype/proof of concept for the Avatar 2 tech, being bankrolled by a studio, in hopes of turning a profit while costing Cameron nothing to prepare for Avatar 2. battle angel is really loving good and deserves better than this. 
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:100% legit answer: James Cameron wants to develop new CGI tech for Avatar 2 but the R&D would cost about $100M. So instead of just developing the tech and eating the cost, this movie is a prototype/proof of concept for the Avatar 2 tech, being bankrolled by a studio, in hopes of turning a profit while costing Cameron nothing to prepare for Avatar 2. Alita doesn't deserve this e: actually body/existential horror have always been part of Battle Angel so maybe we should admire Cameron for inflicting those on audience so vividly. throw to first DAMN IT has a new favorite as of 08:41 on Nov 14, 2018 |
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I never saw the cartoon you're talking about, but the trailer looks so bland. Like a scifi movie designed by a computer.
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Clitch posted:There's no way they don't gently caress up Alita. they already hosed it up
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Is Alita supposed to be a tiny girl with a massive, oily head and ridiculously huge, even by anime standards, eyes? Because if so they absolutely nailed it being a freakshow that is genuinely unpleasant to look at.
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tin can made man posted:two days ago, which is an eternity in Meme Chronology, but these are fun and easy to make Well now that I've gained a reaction I will post more. https://twitter.com/Gebirges/status/1061842846486089728 https://twitter.com/TAHK0/status/1061816709529530368 https://twitter.com/TheRPGDud3/status/1061867940100956160 https://twitter.com/AndreSegers/status/1061832359492825094   Zereth posted:have you SEEN the design of Alita in the trailer Yeah, it's real bad. It's like if someone took the Powepuff Girls and said 'make em look realistic!' without changing anything about their design so their heads weren't 60% eye.
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She doesn't even have notably large eyes in the manga, unless I'm forgetting something; everyone just makes fun of her lips. There's no reason for her eyes to be grotesquely huge in the adaptation.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Is Alita supposed to be a tiny girl with a massive, oily head and ridiculously huge, even by anime standards, eyes? Wildly inconsistent, even panel to panel on the same page. The one thing the movie will never be able to capture adequately is the unconditional love that existed between the doctor and his flan
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bony tony posted:I never saw the cartoon you're talking about, but the trailer looks so bland. Like a scifi movie designed by a computer. Me most of my life: Where is my Neuromancer movie!? Me after seeing most hollywood adaptations: Please don't make a Neuromancer movie!
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Azhais posted:Wildly inconsistent, even panel to panel on the same page. It's been a while since I watched Envy but it seemed to capture that emotion pretty well for having Jack Black in it
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Foreverial gollumized Alita, fully gollumized licking people with her oily tongue and loving it
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RareAcumen posted:Well now that I've gained a reaction I will post more. So you want me to watch the same bullshit trailer over and over with different songs attached, get off it already, smash sucks.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:100% legit answer: James Cameron wants to develop new CGI tech for Avatar 2 but the R&D would cost about $100M. So instead of just developing the tech and eating the cost, this movie is a prototype/proof of concept for the Avatar 2 tech, being bankrolled by a studio, in hopes of turning a profit while costing Cameron nothing to prepare for Avatar 2. Cameron has also just wanted to make an Alita movie for decades. His inability to get it greenlit in the 90s is why the early 00s show Dark Angel exists and made Jessica Alba a star for a bit.
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Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:Cameron has also just wanted to make an Alita movie for decades. His inability to get it greenlit in the 90s is why the early 00s show Dark Angel exists and made Jessica Alba a star for a bit. Dark Angel wasn't about a robot with googly eyes though?
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