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communism bitch posted:I just skived off work early because I got in at 8am. On my way to the train station I get offered a big issue. I respond (truthfully) that I'm sorry but I have no cash, and the seller responded with a roll of her eyes and called me what I can only presume to be a oval office in a language I don't know. This is one of the seven Tory origin stories you know
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:This is one of the seven Tory origin stories you know gently caress!
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communism bitch posted:gently caress! Quick! Look in the mirror! Has your hairline started to recede and do you still have a chin?
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Ober stands legs apart in front of the mirror so that he can still keep an eye on the chilli con carne on the aga.
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The Big Issue apparently subsidises rail cards in some circumstances it is absolutely in the hand-up-not-hand-out school of thought though
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In the manner of the puppeteer.
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jBrereton posted:The people of Peterhead voted for 350 million fish per week, how dare remoaners stab them in the back. Peterhead isn't in Ross Thomson's constituency. I know this because he's my MP - in fact, his office is in my line of sight as I write. He's got his tongue so far up Mogg's arse that he also serves as a food taster.
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Looking at his record and official photo, 'peterhead' may be a euphemism for him as a person.
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Looks like the cabinet has been delayed. Perhaps Tess has locked herself in the toilet for a good cry, and she won't come out until everyone agrees with her.
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Hentai Jihadist posted:Quick! Look in the mirror! Has your hairline started to recede 
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Is your complexion getting ruddy? How do you feel about nuclear weapons.
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There's no cure for the gammon bald. I'm so sorry.
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I'm so sorry Make yourself as comfortable as possible then get in the sea
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Seriously it's getting bad lads. I'm going to have to shave my head fairly soon. I used to have a thick luxurious mane and now it's retreating back up my skull. I feel a strange and growing urge to buy the Telegraph.
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Grow a beard and save yourself before you become a thumb.
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Trickjaw posted:Looks like the cabinet has been delayed. Perhaps Tess has locked herself in the toilet for a good cry, and she won't come out until everyone agrees with her. The EU27 have wrapped up their meeting on the deal so we might get leaks on the content from that side before we even see the PM
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Fans posted:Grow a beard and save yourself before you become a thumb. Do a Lenin. There's still time!
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Fans posted:Grow a beard and save yourself before you become a thumb. This, go Full Lenin
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communism bitch posted:Seriously it's getting bad lads. I'm going to have to shave my head fairly soon. I used to have a thick luxurious mane and now it's retreating back up my skull. Skinhead ain't just for fash, it's for antifa too. Embrace your new hard nut self
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:There's no cure for the gammon bald. I'm so sorry. Alopecia Curavimus Porci?
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Barry Foster posted:Skinhead ain't just for fash, it's for antifa too. Embrace your new hard nut self This also requires some lifting of weights. Do it.
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Meeting people younger than yourself with worse hairlines is one of life's little pleasures.
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communism bitch posted:I used to have a thick luxurious mane Interesting... e: ^^^ Yeah, I don't know where they got "Having thick luscious hair, both boys and girls" from, I always associate Young Tories with premature balding.
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Guavanaut posted:Interesting... ober becoming less Tory is quite a prospect
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Is the general election clock at 1 minute to midnight yet. Some poo poo on PM just now about May not using a podium for her speech because if she doesn't have a seal of the government in front of her she can call an election
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*spins the wheel of pure idiocy* NO DEAL!
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Finally, a red white and blue, jobs first brexit which we can all believe in
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I just loving despise the smug look on every Tory face more than anything. It actually makes me think violent thoughts. "Lol we're gonna have your cake, then eat it, then set fire to the cardboard it was resting on and set alight your future."
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Also if May announces this all outside of parliament to the press, isn't that against ministerial code? It's a pretty loving massive bit of law that needs to be discussed without the press knowing first.. ... Then again this is the Tories, proprietors of underhanded bullshit.
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Diet Crack posted:Also if May announces this all outside of parliament to the press, isn't that against ministerial code? It's a pretty loving massive bit of law that needs to be discussed without the press knowing first.. Hellworld my man, people just do whatever they want now and let the chips fall as they may. Most of the time everyone goes along with it, so why wouldn't they?
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Hellworld my man, people just do whatever they want now and let the chips fall as they may. Most of the time everyone goes along with it, so why wouldn't they? It's a prime opportunity to be like "yknow what, you hosed up, GENERAL ELECTION" I also like how Rabb will make his voice heard, then loving quit politics. Just as big a loving knob as Farage.
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Diet Crack posted:It's a prime opportunity to be like "yknow what, you hosed up, GENERAL ELECTION" Raab's supposed to bugger off to Brussels tonight as the conquering hero.
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Trickjaw posted:Raab's supposed to bugger off to Brussels tonight as the conquering hero.  Or he's not..
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Pesmerga posted:This also requires some lifting of weights. Do it. A vision of his future  (hopefully without the lovely relationships stuff)
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Just overheard the following in an estate agents I was doing some work in: "All this poo poo about no deal or this deal or that deal or a good brexit has just cost our *OTHER* office £140,000 in fees. Still, I think we should crash out without a deal, we'll all be a lot better off in the long run, just no-one would buy a house for two years" "So you're advocating for something which will lose you your job?" "Yes. Anyway, I'm now off to my second home to prepare it for the winter" I didn't know whether to laugh or lamp the fucker
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