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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

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Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

Raldikuk posted:

I wonder if Forbes will ever realize how terrible their contributor system is.... probably not since it seems to align quite well with their editorial board's beliefs but still.

Pretty sure Forbes has always been terrible, so it fits with their brand.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018


:chloe: kill esports already.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

The coca cola logo covering up that one dude's head really makes the whole thing :allears:

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



AnimeIsTrash posted:

:chloe: kill esports already.

also kill advertising while we're at it

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Kill advertising and watch literally everything, everywhere improve by an objectively significant margin. gently caress advertisements.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Screaming Idiot posted:

Kill advertising and watch literally everything, everywhere improve by an objectively significant margin. gently caress advertisements.

i will never not laugh at websites asking me to turn off adblock. no you fuckers get a real business model

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

wow i've never seen :thunk: from behind before, much less so many times in one place

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

Outrail posted:

We need a team of five Millennials who have rings that summon mecha embodying the soul of socialism, antifa, regulation, wealth distribution and corporate accountability to do battle. They combine to make a mega-guillotine for shits like this.

tag yourself im the lesbian native american one

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/V3ronica012/status/974670745317109760

Edit: It might not be clear from the photo, but the machine doesn't take any money. It demands hugs and spits out Cokes if you hug it.

It's the start of some kind of nightmare for sure.

PostNouveau has issued a correction as of 19:43 on Nov 14, 2018

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

PostNouveau posted:

https://twitter.com/V3ronica012/status/974670745317109760

Edit: It might not be clear from the photo, but the machine doesn't take any money. It demands hugs and spits out Cokes if you hug it.

It's the start of some kind of nightmare for sure.

https://youtu.be/v1DrnA5WxxE

that lady's twitter bio is funny too, she's all about brands and sports

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
Makes sense if you desire to work in PR.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

https://twitter.com/dry_hugs/status/263462863098769409?lang=en

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/Ryanair/status/1052559295718539264

:thunk:

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


I mean if you want the same ethical exemptions society gives videogames then maybe let people shoot up or destroy your nazi memorabilia like videogames let you kill nazis?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It’s a war trophy if you personally captured it or inherited it from someone who did.

If you bought it, you’re probably a wehraboo.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

trophies from a war you literally didn’t even participate in

this is a new low

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Platystemon posted:

It’s a war trophy if you personally captured it or inherited it from someone who did.

If you bought it, you’re probably a wehraboo.

Yeah, I worked with a guy who found his grandfather's war trophy Nazi Naval Flag. When he showed it to us it was perhaps one of the most bizarre experiences in my life.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
Years and years ago when inherited my grandpas Nazi war trophies that he literally took off dead or captured Nazis and I still felt uncomfortable enough with that stuff I donated it to a museum.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

EvilJoven posted:

Years and years ago when inherited my grandpas Nazi war trophies that he literally took off dead or captured Nazis and I still felt uncomfortable enough with that stuff I donated it to a museum.

I mean even if it weren't nazi memorabilia it'd be pretty weird to own stuff grandpa took from corpses.

I have my grandpa's WWII dog tags though and those are neat. He never killed anyone but he took a Japanese guy prisoner once, I wonder what ever happened him... like would there be a record of that somewhere I could look up? Might be fun to contact the relatives and be all "hi, um, my grandpa took your grandpa prisoner, sorry about that (oh and also the whole nuclear bombs and firebombing thing)"

Marijuana
May 8, 2011

Go lick a dog's ass til it bleeds.
i have some nazi poo poo that my ww2 veteran grandpa gave me and i'm not uncomfortable having them because dead nazis are extremely good.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/jason_dawson/status/1063072121855901696

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1063077915959664640

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Isn't it illegal to profit from Nazi memorabilia? Like fine your grandpa gave it to you cool but if you're buying it online then lol

Shame Boy posted:

... like would there be a record of that somewhere I could look up?

More than likely yes.

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

how much does it cost to hire a private fireman? i've got a fire that could use extinguishing
:wink:

Mill Village
Jul 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/mcclure111/status/1062836633039450114?s=21

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Plank Walker posted:

how much does it cost to hire a private fireman? i've got a fire that could use extinguishing
:wink:

txt me.

I can put you in touch with high quality firemen, just will require a small down payment up front.

How long before there are actually fireman scammers like that by the way? Or is it already happening?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


So how many Nazi scalps did this guy get that entitles him to war trophies? None? Alrighty then.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Zil posted:

txt me.

I can put you in touch with high quality firemen, just will require a small down payment up front.

How long before there are actually fireman scammers like that by the way? Or is it already happening?

you didn't hear about kim and kanye, i take it

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Nazi memorabilia is perfectly fine to purchase provide to need kindling or scraps of cloth to wipe your rear end with. I inclde MAGA hats with this as well.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



so I guess this is negging as a form of advertizing , huh

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Zil posted:

txt me.

I can put you in touch with high quality firemen, just will require a small down payment up front.

How long before there are actually fireman scammers like that by the way? Or is it already happening?

This is the literal origins of the fire brigade in London

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Failed Imagineer posted:

This is the literal origins of the fire brigade in London

it was how the richest man in rome, crassus, made his money

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The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.




Seeing poo poo like this always feels to me like looking at an Escher painting. Like you can see it and comprehend it, but your brain has a hard time with it for some reason. Like being in a building that’s tilted. You know it’s tilted but with no visible point of reference your brain can’t stop being confused by it.

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