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Doom also wasn't packaged with advertisements, buttcoin miners, and 30 trackers to help optimize Engagement, all of which are requirements for Modern Websites.
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Doom? in my website?! https://classicreload.com/dosx-doom.html
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We Know Catheters posted:https://its-sappho-bitch.tumblr.com/post/179979974627/its-sappho-bitch-its-sappho-bitch This is poo poo compared to the old ragecomic version.  Warning: Huge, 28000 pixels long image. http://i.imgur.com/WfN7k.jpg
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Samuringa posted:Chaotic Horny Libertarians are pedos. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:There were also a few weird cases where they sort of said their name but with extra letters or missing letters. 🎶Diglett-dig! Diglett-dig!🎶 Trio trio trio!
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Danish: FIVE AND HALF FIVES
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Trebuchet King posted:isn’t dark angel what firefly got replaced with timeslot-wise, speaking of empowered-but-really-a-fetish women? No, the Dark Angels are the First Legion of the Adeptus Astartes, sons of the primarch Lion El'Johnson.
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sassassin posted:Their original gimmick was making garbled gameboy noises that sounded like nothing. Bullshit they said yanny.
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Wow that takes me back lol I'm the any of those things really.  E: https://i.imgur.com/kUXt2qI.mp4 Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 22:26 on Nov 14, 2018 |
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Nov 14, 2018 22:20
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I posted this one in the Simpsons meme thread in GBS but I think you folks would like it too. https://twitter.com/Juiceone3/status/1062558463539191813
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Jerry Cotton posted:Yeah nah not really. Yeah the Simpson’s already made an almost identical joke.
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Karate Bastard posted:Wow that takes me back lol Let's hop in a time machine, my friend      https://i.imgur.com/Ps1373w.gifv 
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Libertarians are pedos. But shouldn't they be lawful since they want pedophilia to be legal? Also top right absolutely wouldn't be "chaotic" sex-negative since they want to create an anti-horny police state. What I'm saying is it's a bad compass.
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MizPiz posted:But shouldn't they be lawful since they want pedophilia to be legal? Also top right absolutely wouldn't be "chaotic" sex-negative since they want to create an anti-horny police state. Counterpoint 1: Libertarians don't want pedophilia to be legalized, they want to have no laws whatsoever to protect their victims Counterpoint 2: "I'm ok with transgender bathroom bans" vs. "literally bomb abortion clinics and drag LGBT people behind trucks"
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Can we have the same thing but where tech entrepreneurs decided to lead the industry rather then follow, and we all paid the price because it seems to have stuck? Lack of support for Flash, absence of headphone jacks in a lot of new phones, etc.
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Do one for Juicero and that umbrella rental where all the umbrellas were stolen within like 15 minutes.
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MizPiz posted:But shouldn't they be lawful since they want pedophilia to be legal? Libertarians want all laws and governments abolished, so they can't be Lawful.
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Somfin posted:This is the sign of a sad, slow DM. An experienced DM also knows that the instant you do that the players will lose interest in that NPC and like try to seduce a tree or something. I started one particular adventure with the party just kind of chilling out in some remote village out in the wilderness. Nothing was really happening and then suddenly it started raining blood. The hook was that Hell was getting up to some shenanigans and a...rather not nice person was doing some bad things that were damaging reality in not nice ways. The players insisted on asking questions about the blood for like two hours as I tried to steer them into the adventure. Of course half of them went "wait, there are people who will pay for blood, right? I bet if we bottle this up we'd be rich!" Eventually I just had to say "raining blood is not normal and you should go out in the woods to figure out what the gently caress just happened. It's just blood. Totally normal blood that is falling from the sky right now. The only abnormal thing about it is that it's falling from the sky in large amounts. Reality doesn't do that. Ever."
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ToxicSlurpee posted:An experienced DM also knows that the instant you do that the players will lose interest in that NPC and like try to seduce a tree or something. Find king replace with soup person, find dungeon replace with basement. Done.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:The players insisted on asking questions about the blood for like two hours as I tried to steer them into the adventure. Of course half of them went "wait, there are people who will pay for blood, right? I bet if we bottle this up we'd be rich!" Eventually I just had to say "raining blood is not normal and you should go out in the woods to figure out what the gently caress just happened. It's just blood. Totally normal blood that is falling from the sky right now. The only abnormal thing about it is that it's falling from the sky in large amounts. Reality doesn't do that. Ever." That's when you let them, so they can discover that in fact nobody will pay for blood, because it turns out literal blood rain saturates the blood market quite quickly.
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:An experienced DM also knows that the instant you do that the players will lose interest in that NPC and like try to seduce a tree or something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPPkr6mdCoA&t=98s
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Who the gently caress did they think was going to buy jars of blood? For what? Who wants a jar full of rancid blood?
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:smartphones had some serious haters for the first year or two As a teenager with one of those perfect-in-every-way blue Nokia phones I definitely expounded a few times about the stupidity and uselessness of a keyboard on a phone.
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2018:Who What Now posted:Who the gently caress did they think was going to buy jars of blood? For what? Who wants a jar full of rancid blood?
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