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Manifisto

FactsAreUseless posted:

This is disgusting. Next one's a perma.

how embarrassing! I meant "gifs" of phoebe, ofc

# ? Nov 9, 2018 02:34

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# ? May 11, 2024 07:06

Dungeon Ecology

a medieval house party with knights and damsels and mead

# ? Nov 9, 2018 02:41

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Dungeon Ecology posted:

a medieval house party with knights and damsels and mead

Add it to the thread, muchach(o/a) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3873170

# ? Nov 9, 2018 14:39

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

We're going to have fun on this god damned vacation or else.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 14:40

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Going down the world's largest waterslide so I get ninety precious seconds away from you people.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 14:41

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Taking the mountain gondola and appreciating all the beautiful crags I could leap onto.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 14:45

Farecoal: There he go

Cyber-Caesar's Forumnet account is banned by Robo-Brutus

# ? Nov 9, 2018 18:39

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

I'm Pat Hingle and ready to mingle

# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:35

Dungeon Ecology

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Add it to the thread, muchach(o/a) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3873170

mainly i just want an excuse to say things like "knave" and "wench" and "whither yon aux corde?"

# ? Nov 9, 2018 22:20

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# ? Nov 9, 2018 23:13

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

obscure superstitions:
tie laces backwards and you'll trip sometime that day

pass a bar without yelling "kegger!" and you'll get a hangover the next time you drink

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# ? Nov 10, 2018 06:54

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

kicked out of the grocery for calling the asparagus 'erotic.'

# ? Nov 11, 2018 23:38

FactsAreUseless

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

kicked out of the grocery for calling the asparagus 'erotic.'

Kicked out of the funeral for responding to the eulogy with "oh my, how ribald!"

# ? Nov 12, 2018 03:11

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Yelling "Encore, encore" at the town council meetings will NOT get you invited back.

# ? Nov 12, 2018 03:14

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

"It's beautiful, it's perfect, It's MAGNIFICENT."
"So the second lens is better?"

# ? Nov 12, 2018 03:30

TheShrike: You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

getting kicked out of a funeral because you yelled "encore, encore!" at the end

# ? Nov 12, 2018 08:53

FactsAreUseless

Kontradaz posted:

getting kicked out of a funeral because you yelled "encore, encore!" at the end

Being rude on purpose

# ? Nov 12, 2018 09:35

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

being invited to strangers funerals because you make them so fun

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# ? Nov 13, 2018 08:12

FactsAreUseless

got any sevens posted:

being invited to strangers funerals because you make them so fun

My IRL funeral idea, which I will never let go of, is to be shellacked so my body is encased in a hard, clear plastic, but they put a big grin on my face and they move my body around so it's a merry-go-round ride, and I just stare at the funeral-goers, smiling, going around and around and around and around until the SCA needs the building at the fairground on Thursday.

# ? Nov 13, 2018 08:14

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Having a pizza in the fridge is like having money in the bank.

# ? Nov 13, 2018 16:08

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Tried to remote into my computer at work to get some notes on my desktop. Paper notes. On the literal desktop.

I need to go back to bed.

# ? Nov 13, 2018 16:24

FactsAreUseless

An erotic fanfic where Richard Nixon gets a bukkake titled Frost Nixon.

# ? Nov 15, 2018 01:08

Robot Made of Meat

FactsAreUseless posted:

An erotic fanfic where Richard Nixon gets a bukkake titled Frost Nixon.

Umm, excuse me but I believe you will find, if you check, that Frost/Nixon is actually slashfic. After all, the slash (solidus) is clearly evident in the title.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Nov 15, 2018 03:06

FactsAreUseless

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Umm, excuse me but I believe you will find, if you check, that Frost/Nixon is actually slashfic. After all, the slash (solidus) is clearly evident in the title.

False, but Frost/Nixon is one of the tags of Frost Nixon.

# ? Nov 15, 2018 03:25

Dungeon Ecology

thanks for giving me the worst visual imagery of the day!

# ? Nov 15, 2018 22:03

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frasier but instead of being wine snobs theyre weed snobs

# ? Nov 15, 2018 23:02

FactsAreUseless

Dungeon Ecology posted:

thanks for giving me the worst visual imagery of the day!

Richard Milhouse Nixon, jowls dripping with semen, saying to the camera "I am not a slut."

# ? Nov 15, 2018 23:04

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FactsAreUseless posted:

Richard Milhouse Nixon, jowls dripping with semen, saying to the camera "I am not a slut."

ARROOOOOO

# ? Nov 16, 2018 00:10

ShortStack: tinystax

my funeral but it's a roast and all my pals dunk on me

vanisher made my sig and it's super cool thanks v

# ? Nov 16, 2018 00:19

TheShrike: You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Being rude on purpose

# ? Nov 16, 2018 03:29

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

ghost emoji posted:

frasier but instead of being wine snobs theyre weed snobs

tossed terpines and scrambled brains...

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# ? Nov 16, 2018 04:44

Twenty Four

ShortStack posted:

my funeral but it's a roast and all my pals dunk on me

My funeral with a 21 gun salute, but they fire directly at my corpse. Then they flush my body down a giant toilet goldfish style. Keeping funeral traditions alive, but darker.

# ? Nov 17, 2018 11:46

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Having a pizza in the fridge is like having money in the bank.

gently caress yeah it is!

# ? Nov 18, 2018 06:55

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Set out some gravy for the Thanksgiving Goblins.

# ? Nov 19, 2018 00:29

vanisher

Killing a Turkey over a replica Plymouth Rock and other non-traditional Thanksgiving celebrations.

# ? Nov 27, 2018 06:00

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

using a cornucopia to mash your punpkin into paste and dribbling it out of the small end into the baking dish

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# ? Nov 28, 2018 00:12

Manifisto

the big bridge theory: a sitcom following the exploits of a group of bridge (the card game) geeks. they inappropriately make obscure bridge references during everyday interactions, prompting eye-rolling from the "normal" cast members and a huge laugh track response. there are essentially no other jokes. this drags on for twelve wildly popular seasons.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Nov 28, 2018 00:17

Manifisto

Manifisto posted:

the big bridge theory: a sitcom following the exploits of a group of bridge (the card game) geeks. they inappropriately make obscure bridge references during everyday interactions, prompting eye-rolling from the "normal" cast members and a huge laugh track response. there are essentially no other jokes. this drags on for twelve wildly popular seasons.

the twelfth season is referred to as "the small slam" constituting the funniest joke in the show's history

# ? Nov 28, 2018 00:23

Manifisto

the big bing theory: they really really like search engines

# ? Nov 28, 2018 00:57

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got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

Manifisto posted:

the big bing theory: they really really like search engines

they have a nemesis roommate who lives down the hallway named Jeeves, whose day job is a butler

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# ? Nov 28, 2018 01:25

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