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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
So did Wohl (or his friend) file a police report "on behalf" of Avenatti's wife?

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Mar 16, 2009

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Godholio posted:

So did Wohl (or his friend) file a police report "on behalf" of Avenatti's wife?

its confirmed to not be his ex-wife, she made a statement saying she hasnt seen him in years and hes not violent and its another woman who is accusing him. hes arrested but thats about all the details that are out

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

From the kid who tried to bribe people to make false claims.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

TMZ is now saying his estranged wife wasn’t the victim

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Isn't it like SOP to arrest the dude first and sort it out later?

Obviously allowing for jurisdictional differences, I just mean in general.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/LAPDHQ/status/1062876803587432448

Felony Domestic Violence? Either he really did beat someone or they are about to become the laughing stock of the internet.

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Mar 16, 2009

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

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Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

CommieGIR posted:

https://twitter.com/LAPDHQ/status/1062876803587432448

Felony Domestic Violence? Either he really did beat someone or they are about to become the laughing stock of the internet.

Who? The LAPD? These are the dudes who are responsible for the LA riots. This isn't even a blip.

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

Crucify this piece of poo poo

Give him the boats

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
I'm not one to indulge myself in conspiracy theories much but Jacob Wohl immediately jumping into this is definitely something to get the spider-sense tingling. Oh well I'm sure the truth will be known soon enough.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

oh ok they def framed him

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Hot Karl Marx posted:

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



mods changed my name posted:

I'm not one to indulge myself in conspiracy theories much but Jacob Wohl immediately jumping into this is definitely something to get the spider-sense tingling. Oh well I'm sure the truth will be known soon enough.

Yeah, the fact that Jacob Wohl tweeted out "Surefire Intelligence strikes again" and then immediately springs to Avenatti's defense, makes me think that he falsified a police report with an imaginary victim. poo poo will all come out in the wash. After all, what's a falsified police report for DV when you already tried and failed to go after Robert Mueller with some instantly debunked sexual assault claim?

I'd hope Avenatti isn't a woman-beating piece of poo poo, but if he is, then gently caress him.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Nov 15, 2018

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

The Jacob Wohl Saga is definitely the most entertaining thing to come out of the Trump Years.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
I'm still waiting for Surefire's other strike attempts at Mueller to come to fruition after that hilarious press conference.

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Mar 16, 2009

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orange juche posted:

Yeah, the fact that Jacob Wohl tweeted out "Surefire Intelligence strikes again" and then immediately springs to Avenatti's defense, makes me think that he falsified a police report with an imaginary victim. poo poo will all come out in the wash.

I'd hope Avenatti isn't a woman-beating piece of poo poo, but if he is, then gently caress him.

some place cancelled an event avenatti was hosting and offered refunds so someone who knows more about lawyering than me said that that is grounds for a lawsuit worth a lot of money

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Jacob Wohl doing some very dumb poo poo is plausible.

But also very plausible: confrontational ego-driven dude was lovely to a woman

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Hot Karl Marx posted:

some place cancelled an event avenatti was hosting and offered refunds so someone who knows more about lawyering than me said that that is grounds for a lawsuit worth a lot of money

Does Wohl even have money anymore? I'd figure his parents cut off his allowance when he got busted for securities fraud?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



mlmp08 posted:

Jacob Wohl doing some very dumb poo poo is plausible.

But also very plausible: confrontational ego-driven dude was lovely to a woman

Yeah, Avenatti is a high strung, confrontational guy, so I'm not super springing to his defense, because that's exactly the kind of guy who would hit a woman "in the heat of the moment".

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Mar 16, 2009

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orange juche posted:

Does Wohl even have money anymore? I'd figure his parents cut off his allowance when he got busted for securities fraud?

http://insider.foxnews.com/tag/david-wohl

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
Yeah, exactly. I wouldn't even question the validity of the charges other than Jacob Wohl being Jacob Wohl.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I'm not a fan of Avenatti other than his hilarious antics, if it's legit then gently caress him forever.

I'm just suspicious of the timing of this and Wohl being the turd he is.

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Mar 16, 2009

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https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/nov/14/michael-avenatti-arrested-domestic-violence-charge/

quote:

According to celebrity-news site TMZ, which first reported the story citing “law enforcement sources,” the arrest occurred after a confrontation “at an exclusive apartment building in the Century City area of L.A.”

Mr. Avenatti kicked the woman out of the apartment Tuesday “and that’s when the alleged domestic violence occurred,” TMZ reported.

The women then went back Wednesday to retrieve her belongings but had the police on stand-by in case anything went badly, TMZ reported.

“We’re told during today’s confrontation the woman ran out of the apartment building and was on the sidewalk on her cellphone with sunglasses covering her eyes, screaming on the phone, ‘I can’t believe you did this to me,’” TMZ wrote.

Mr. Avenatti physically showed up five minutes later and was running after the woman, yelling at her. TMZ reported that Mr. Avenatti was yelling “She hit me first” and “this is bull–t, this is f–ing bull–t.”

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Literally just reporting that TMZ reported something.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
The police arrested Stormy Daniels on bogus charges too so it's not like it's unprecedented. Not looking good though!

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I mean it's literal he said she said, and she's the one with bruises apparently, so I don't see a court siding with him in any way whatsoever. Now if she hit him in a cop's view, and struck him first, or if it's on a security cam, then he would have weight to the case. If there's no video, or witnesses, he's rightfully hosed.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
holy poo poo, stop the presses






























theres a Lethal Weapon tv show now?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

orange juche posted:

I mean it's literal he said she said, and she's the one with bruises apparently, so I don't see a court siding with him in any way whatsoever. Now if she hit him in a cop's view, and struck him first, or if it's on a security cam, then he would have weight to the case. If there's no video, or witnesses, he's rightfully hosed.

Yeah, guess we'll see. If he did it, gently caress him. If its a setup, I hope he takes them to the cleaners.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
What if Wohl bribed her to stage it :thunk:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Going to be cancelled IIRC

Stiffler is in it now, as was one of the Wayons brothers

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

Syrian Lannister posted:

Going to be cancelled IIRC

Stiffler is in it now, as was one of the Wayons brothers

My first and immediate gut instinct was that the show has to be pure trash

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

M_Gargantua posted:

What if Wohl bribed her to stage it :thunk:

The ole brokebrain Wohl win-win:

If Avenatti is guilty, Democrats are the real sickos!

If Avenatti is not, Wohl gets to take solace in knowing that his poo poo-tweets might decrease the number of people who generally believe women who say they are victims of domestic or sexual violence.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Pretty sure they're still trying to make a 5th movie. Despite Murtaugh being too old for this poo poo and on the cusp of retirement 30 years ago. Also Mel Gibson being an unrepentant piece of poo poo.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
Uh they already made a 5th movie, it had the crazy native american guy in it

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Not saying that Avenatti is clean, but never cite the Moonie Times for anything ever.

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

M_Gargantua posted:

What if Wohl bribed her to stage it :thunk:

Seriously?

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

mods changed my name posted:

My first and immediate gut instinct was that the show has to be pure trash

It wasn't bad until they killed Riggs, he was the best part of the show.

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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Flikken posted:

It wasn't bad until they killed Riggs, he was the best part of the show.

I thought they did him right by the season 3 opener. It was the only episode I have watched.

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