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If I understand all the Tumblr rants that have been posted on our Glorious Forum, "white culture" consists of mayo, ballet, and conquering the world. History tells us that when white people run out of world to conquer, they cry (see: Alexander the Great). Therefore, in order to prevent white people from getting all frustrated and temper-tantrumy, I propose that all the non-white people should contribute to NASA funding, and get some more worlds for white people to conquer while non-white people stay home and make Real Cultures. What say you, fellow goons? Is my interpretation correct? Does it need more rhino horn?
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GoodyTwoShoes posted:If I understand all the Tumblr rants that have been posted on our Glorious Forum, "white culture" consists of mayo, ballet, and conquering the world. History tells us that when white people run out of world to conquer, they cry (see: Alexander the Great). Therefore, in order to prevent white people from getting all frustrated and temper-tantrumy, I propose that all the non-white people should contribute to NASA funding, and get some more worlds for white people to conquer while non-white people stay home and make Real Cultures. Amazing, how did you fit an entire forest up your rear end? Did it grow there from a single branch, or are you related to the goatse man? I'm so sorry, do you need a safe space? We have some diapers if you want to protest.
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T-man posted:Amazing, how did you fit an entire forest up your rear end? Did it grow there from a single branch, or are you related to the goatse man? I'm so sorry, do you need a safe space? We have some diapers if you want to protest. To be fair sending all white people to space is pretty tempting.
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Nov 14, 2018 22:37
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White people should just shut the gently caress up and continue paying taxes.
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Nov 14, 2018 22:40
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Dr Christmas posted:YouTube keeps recommending me a video called "Fallout 76 is a lie" that has that Vault Boy mascot with the alt-right npc face in the thumbnail. youtube keeps recommending a lot of general alt right fuckery despite me never having watched any of that poo poo.
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Nov 14, 2018 22:41
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Biplane posted:youtube keeps recommending a lot of general alt right fuckery despite me never having watched any of that poo poo. Glad to know I'm not the only one. I was like "why are you suggesting these things to me? No I don't want to know how Bethesda is literally Hitler because fallout 76 is bad I'm going to just like play other games and not be angry about this."
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Nov 14, 2018 22:44
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I still get a bunch of Prager U ads before my videos. It's amazing how much smugness they can fit into that first 5 seconds before I can skip.
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Nov 14, 2018 22:51
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CharlestheHammer posted:To be fair sending all white people to space is pretty tempting.
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Nov 14, 2018 22:54
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GoodyTwoShoes posted:If I understand all the Tumblr rants that have been posted on our Glorious Forum, "white culture" consists of mayo, ballet, and conquering the world. History tells us that when white people run out of world to conquer, they cry (see: Alexander the Great). Therefore, in order to prevent white people from getting all frustrated and temper-tantrumy, I propose that all the non-white people should contribute to NASA funding, and get some more worlds for white people to conquer while non-white people stay home and make Real Cultures. Ooh we got us a feisty one here. Namedropping Tumblr in 2018. How very memes of you, m'sir.
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Nov 14, 2018 22:58
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Ugh, both of you, shut up.
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Nov 14, 2018 23:06
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Yawgmoth posted:As a white person, I am so down for this. It’s a win win really.
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Nov 14, 2018 23:15
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Nov 14, 2018 23:23
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grittyreboot posted:I still get a bunch of Prager U ads before my videos. It's amazing how much smugness they can fit into that first 5 seconds before I can skip. why arent you using an ad blocker, also if youre going to watch videos while logged into your google account might as well try to give The Algorithm a tiny bit of input and let it know youre not a regressive poo poo.
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Nov 14, 2018 23:26
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This is a bad meme because the fall was nbd.
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Nov 14, 2018 23:42
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Cage posted:This is a bad meme because the fall was nbd. imagine theres a pit of chineese dudes with melon hatchets ready to cut his dick and horn off.
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Nov 14, 2018 23:47
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PhazonLink posted:why arent you using an ad blocker, also if youre going to watch videos while logged into your google account might as well try to give The Algorithm a tiny bit of input and let it know youre not a regressive poo poo. I generally don't mind letting ads play because I watch a lot of smaller channels that could use the revenue. I did look at my ad preferences again and the closest category I could think of was News, which I had already disabled.
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Nov 15, 2018 00:03
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Hi, everyone. I have problems with my spine, and also a small cup full of nail clippings from my cat. I have searched, and searched, and searched, and I can't find anything that says boiled cat toenails don't regrow spinal discs and repair damaged nerves. This means it is absolutely feasible that I can cure my spine with cat detritus, right?
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Nov 15, 2018 00:56
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Hi, everyone. I have problems with my spine, and also a small cup full of nail clippings from my cat. I have searched, and searched, and searched, and I can't find anything that says boiled cat toenails don't regrow spinal discs and repair damaged nerves. This means it is absolutely feasible that I can cure my spine with cat detritus, right? Only if you dilute it enough that the water's memory can correctly magnify the effects of cat nail energy field residue on your chakras.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Hi, everyone. I have problems with my spine, and also a small cup full of nail clippings from my cat. I have searched, and searched, and searched, and I can't find anything that says boiled cat toenails don't regrow spinal discs and repair damaged nerves. This means it is absolutely feasible that I can cure my spine with cat detritus, right? i learned everything about medicine from playing crusader kings 2 and i can tell you without a doubt that yes this will work
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Nov 15, 2018 01:21
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Somfin posted:Only if you dilute it enough that the water's memory can correctly magnify the effects of cat nail energy field residue on your chakras. IN ALKALINE WATER IT HAS TO BE ALKALINE!
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Nov 15, 2018 01:23
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I mean, no one has proven it DOESN'T, and it would be closed-minded not to at least give it a shot, right? Eat the cat shavings
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Nov 15, 2018 01:25
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No, no, no you put the cat shavings in your butt.
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Nov 15, 2018 01:26
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Somfin posted:Only if you dilute it enough that the water's memory can correctly magnify the effects of cat nail energy field residue on your chakras. Brother Entropy posted:i learned everything about medicine from playing crusader kings 2 and i can tell you without a doubt that yes this will work See? This is why I ask these questions. StrangersInTheNight posted:I mean, no one has proven it DOESN'T, and it would be closed-minded not to at least give it a shot, right? This is how I'm reading the situation.
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Nov 15, 2018 01:34
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You put the cat shavings up your genitals. Pick a hole and shove.
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Nov 15, 2018 01:34
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Somfin posted:Only if you dilute it enough that the water's memory can correctly magnify the effects of cat nail energy field residue on your chakras. this is an advanced scientific process so they should instead go to cvs and buy the homeopathic cat scrapings from the shelf next to the vitamins e: to be clear, I hope I don't come off as if I think the fact that CVS sells homeopathic remedies is some kind of gotcha towards Western medicine, because first of all I'm not looking for gotchas against Western medicine because there's nothing wrong with Western medicine, I'm just really annoyed about the fact that homeopathic bullshit is legally sold in pharmacies as if it is real
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Biplane posted:youtube keeps recommending a lot of general alt right fuckery despite me never having watched any of that poo poo. They do this to everyone. It's how some kids watch youtube LPs and end up on weird, horrible alt-right channels. But don't worry, they make sure to censor anything that looks gay, won't have your kids getting any open-minded ideas on Youtube!
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Nov 15, 2018 01:58
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Youtube defaults to nazis if you somehow get more than six degrees away from Plastic Love.
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Nov 15, 2018 02:07
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Where is the scientific process do I taste my own pee?
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Krispy Wafer posted:Where is the scientific process do I taste my own pee? when you need to check for diabetes and have zero dollars
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Krispy Wafer posted:Sometimes we oppress other White people or the Irish. They deserve it tho
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Nov 15, 2018 03:14
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Now without the img tags.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:No, no, no you put the cat shavings in your butt. That’s what you said about the laudanum. You know I’m starting to think you’re bad at medical.
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Nov 15, 2018 03:33
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what did she think the rope barrier was there for
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Do you think he's circumcised? And how much do autistic people (like the woman in the picture) tip?
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luxury handset posted:what did she think the rope barrier was there for Obviously to separate the VERIFIED SOCIAL INFLUENCERS ONLY from the plebs!
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T-man posted:I met mine at a before-school gay group, bonded over our mutual autism, and ended up with him smoking weed with my roommate in dorm. (At the time, I was a teetotaler.) Idiots on social media
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Andrast posted:The issue is that you can't know if something from traditional medicine is effective until it has been studied properly (and then it's just modern medicine). You bigot, I don't trust modern flight methods, I'm going to use traditional flying methods like tying a pillowcase to my shoulders as a cape and jumping off the roof. 
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